Jan 3 2006Paris and Nicky Hilton enjoy the new year
In a ridiculous move typical of the Hilton family, Paris and Nicky tried topping each other by throwing seperate wild Las Vegas parties for New Years. Extra reports that Paris threw hers at Tao while Nicky had hers at Pure, and that as a party favor Paris had a single diamond hidden in one of the 2,006 pink balloons that dropped from the ceiling at midnight. Not to be outdone, Nicky and her boyfriend allegedly toasted 2006 with a $100,000 bottle of Cristal.
Now I'm no scientist, but to get a bottle of Cristal to be worth $100,000 it either has to be the size of Japan, or somebody has to accidentally drop $99,000 in cash into it. I don't know if either of those was the case, but what I do know is that the Hilton family must be stopped. With bullets. Fired from a gun. By me.
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Reader Comments
1. christina_the_wench - January 3, 2006 10:54 AM
Do you have enough ammo? I can get you more if you need it.
2. Ciao4Now - January 3, 2006 11:34 AM
Hasn't anyone realized that Paris Hilton is the 21st Century's Marie Antoinette? ... Only without the education or subtlety.
Where's a guillotine when you need one?
3. reesestet - January 3, 2006 12:46 PM
Maybe these rich- bitch slut- bags can get K-Fed out of Britney's hair. The accidentally-on-purpose sex video sales should help replenish Brit's bank account. His rap album sales can pay the postage to send one to his wife.
4. Miss Diamond - January 3, 2006 1:44 PM
Oh GOD
make her go AWAY
make her stop POSING
Paris Hilton makes me violent. Please hurry and stop them. NOW.
5. Belle - January 3, 2006 2:42 PM
I just supported them by staying in a Hilton hotel last week.
*hangs head in shame*
6. aims_25 - January 3, 2006 7:32 PM
They just make me feel sick.
7. ricky - January 3, 2006 10:58 PM
I always used to think of Nicky Hilton as the wise one of the two....but after reading about the hundred thousand dollar bottle, i think they are nothing but spoiled brats....and yes, I hate Paris Hilton...and Lindsy Lohan.....they're nothing but popularity-hungry *luts and you know exactly what I mean...
8. christina_the_wench - January 5, 2006 10:56 AM
Belle,
We all make mistakes. Just be sure to shoot anything slightly resembling a Hilton next time, ok? And never EVER EVER pose.
9. Jgirl - January 6, 2006 4:03 AM
I'm no rich girl but u guys are tellin me that you wouldn't have a HUMONGOUS new years blowout if you were millionairs. I don't think so. I mean i don't think i would spend that much money on a bottle of liquid substance..but u can never say never!
10. smirkingrevenge - January 8, 2006 12:02 PM
On new years I think I spent 30 dollars on liquor and I felt a little bad. Personally I'd force feed them PCP/crack/lsd and make them watch those "donate 25 cents a day to starving children" commercials nonstop until them chewed off their own tongues and bled to death. But hey, to each his own.
11. LaydeeBug - February 2, 2006 4:37 PM
If I'm going to spend that kind of money, the bottle better be 15 feet high or full of cocaine. Champagne, come on, please. It better have diamonds in it, and real ones, not the fact highly compressed ones.
12. Anita Dinosaur - June 10, 2006 6:06 PM
I just discovered the superficial site today and I swear I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! I'm recommending this site to everyone I know. I especially enjoy the Hilton comments. Great job fellow members!
13. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 11:35 AM
yesh, quite sickening...http://hollywoodsnark.com
14. manoj - June 16, 2007 6:41 AM
nice hair