Jan 23 2006Overheard: Angelina Jolie has a due date
According to the super delicious Heather, Angelina Jolie was overheard talking about her pregnancy and said that her due date was June 4th.
My roommate's Mom and stepdad were in L.A. last week, the day after the Golden Globes, so there were a ton of celebs around. They stopped into some little cafe near their hotel and Angelina was having tea with some guy (not Brad). There wasn't anyone else in this place, so she could hear everything that Angelina was saying...including that she is due on June 4th! They were just talking about how she was doing and feeling etc.
If only Angelina could have pushed it back a month to July 4th. Then we could forget about all this pesky 'declaration of independance' nonsense and focus on the important events in history, like the birth of the world's first aesthetically perfect child. They could call it "Brangelina Day" and then kill themselves for being idiots.
UPDATE: A commenter noted that Angelina Jolie's birthday is also June 4, which has me a little bit confused. Either our reader got Angelina's birthday confused with her child's, or June 4 just happens to be the day to be born if you want to be outrageously good looking.
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Reader Comments
1. Shaun - January 23, 2006 3:52 PM
Whats funny is as I was reading, Disturbed's remake of Land of Confusion was playing.
'to may men making, to many problems
'not much love to go around . .
However Jolie got lots of lovin to get pregnant...
'this is the world we live in . . whoaaa
2. C - January 23, 2006 3:54 PM
Was there any talk of her having (much speculated about) twins?
3. Devil Is Chrome - January 23, 2006 3:55 PM
Are we sure that it was Heather's roommate’s mom and step dad? Because I heard from my manager's son's elementary school teacher's ex-husband's new boyfriend heard that the due date was in fact, June 10th.
Just wanted to clear that up.
4. vinylprincess - January 23, 2006 3:57 PM
i think that angelina's birthday is also june 4th.
5. LOOKWHATICANDO - January 23, 2006 4:02 PM
If its a girl, they should name it after Jen's Mom, won't that be swwweat.. lol
6. Becca - January 23, 2006 4:18 PM
Better yet, if it's a girl they should name it Jennifer. LOL!
7. brewdick - January 23, 2006 4:29 PM
am i the only one who thinks the baby is going to come out looking like a huge pair of lips with opposable thumbs?
8. the beast - January 23, 2006 4:33 PM
it's also fantastically one month short of putting the conception date after the divorce was final.
9. Tracy - January 23, 2006 4:33 PM
Twins?! Let's call them the Double-Pitt twins and put them in a gum commercial. Brilliant!
10. velvetsuperstar - January 23, 2006 4:35 PM
If Angelina's already 5 months along in January... wouldn't she be due in May? People are only pregnant for 9 months... and if the other gossip mills are true and she conceived in July...August (Month 1), September (2), October (3), November (4), December (5), January (6), February (7), March (8), April (9), May would be 10 months... June would be 11... who knows... she looks pretty big for a June 4th birth though...
11. ZoomBoy - January 23, 2006 4:37 PM
Post pictures of Teh Heather.. now.
12. Larry - January 23, 2006 4:52 PM
Anglina might be attractive, but she's no "More Cowbell" girl.
13. LoneWolf - January 23, 2006 5:02 PM
I guess we're going to get updates every time the fetus shifts position. Dear Jesus, it's going to be a long 5 months. If only it would stop then.....
14. PapaHotNuts - January 23, 2006 5:07 PM
Because of the perfection that is Jolie and Pitt, the baby will actually be in her womb for 17 months. Not so much for the baby's sake, but for the rest of the planet to prepare for the birth of a child so holy that Jesus will now only work part-time as our savior. The new-born Christ Baby will work the 7 am to 7 pm shift answering our prayers, giving Jesus a much deserved break. Most people would think the glow radiating from Angelina's vagina was something contracted from humping just about anything with an elbow. But come to find out, it was just the baby's halo. The Holy Child's first miracle- changing Maddox and Zahara into little movable action figures so he has something to play with inbetween saving the Universe and being beautiful.
15. powerpuffgrl1969 - January 23, 2006 5:37 PM
PapaHotNuts, I about peed myself laughing over THAT one. Ooops, sorry; I DID pee myself.
16. ESQ - January 23, 2006 5:40 PM
Great..I have been waiting for this news.....
17. escapevelocity - January 23, 2006 5:44 PM
*yawn*
18. Realistic - January 23, 2006 5:47 PM
Makinf June 5th the day they turn the "fake" kids back into the agency.
19. derekd - January 23, 2006 5:58 PM
I just want to take this opportunity to say that for once Pitt is actually fucking in his league. All the chicks he dated before were mediocre. Now he didn't have to get all pussywhipped and shit. Goes to show it happens to the best of us. P.O.P.(Power of the Pussy). Take that homos! Ever see a hairy asshole do that? huh? I DON'T THINK SO!!
20. HughJorganthethird - January 23, 2006 6:18 PM
P.O.P.(Power of the Pussy). Take that homos! Ever see a hairy asshole do that? huh? I DON'T THINK SO!!
Someone get this on a t-shirt, stat. Then send me one, I'm in San Fran at the end of the month and would like to wear it while shopping in the Tenderloin.
21. Devil Is Chrome - January 23, 2006 6:47 PM
PapHotNuts -> I laughed my ass off reading your comment. You should write for this site.
22. JamesGnLA - January 23, 2006 6:52 PM
Whoever the source is on this "scoop," they are full of it. Or either your roommate's mom & stepdad are full of it.
--1st of all, "there were a ton of celebs around" then "there wasn't anyone else around" makes no sense.
--Secondly, Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt have been in Haiti & are not even back in the Country yet, so it is not possible for anyone to have seen or heard anything from either one of them in a cafe in L.A. after the Golden Globes.
--Thirdly, I live in L.A. & it is idiots like you who keep the money pumping into this town which makes it better for us who live here. So Thanks
23. Tracy - January 23, 2006 8:36 PM
OK, now for the important stuff... what are they going to name the baby? Hum Pitt after mommy? Or maybe Dum Pitt after daddy?
24. HollyJ - January 23, 2006 8:52 PM
Maybe they'll name the twins Arm Pitt and Money Pitt.
25. hafaball - January 23, 2006 10:12 PM
Every day is brangelina day jack ass. Not one day goes by where a story of brad and angelina walking seems to be more focused on then 10 people dying in some fire. And I have a funny feeling this kid is gonna look like Igor when it grows up. XD
26. meegs - January 23, 2006 10:58 PM
Now, you know what would be great? Well... not necessarily great, more ironic, but it would be pretty hilarious, if the kid had some sort of huge deformity, like, oh, I don't know, had an arm growing directly out of the top of its head. Or if the kid was black. Har har har.
27. benjamin01 - January 24, 2006 2:03 AM
"...or June 4 just happens to be the day to be born if you want to be outrageously good looking."
"outrageaously good looking"?.. give it a rest, will ya? outrageously hyped, maybe but all this gushing over her super-human looks sounds like you've started a new branch of Scientology that believes AJ is your space alien leader/savior/god.
Pitt finally fucking in his leaque #19 derekd? I knew Aj was a mediocre actress and that's at Pitt's level, but I didn't know she was in teh wannabe Backstreet Boy League, but now that you point that out, I can see it...
28. HughJorganthethird - January 24, 2006 6:23 AM
"Thirdly, I live in L.A. & it is idiots like you who keep the money pumping into this town which makes it better for us who live here. So Thanks"
Non- hollywood translation: "I'm a douchebag who waits tables but is secretly writting the worlds greatest screenplay. But I'm still a douchebag."
29. juicylips - January 24, 2006 9:12 AM
velvetsuperstar: it actually takes ten months to have a baby. the mother usually isnt aware of the pregnancy until she misses aunt flo. by then its already been one month. then nine more months on top of that and a kid pops out.
30. KatieatTheMiddleDrawer - January 24, 2006 1:10 PM
Angelina Jolie WILL have twins, and they're going to be so sexy that they'll burst out of her stomach a few months pre-mature (so they'll get here on 6/6/06) and she's going to name them Satan and Jesus and they'll battle and the world will end. That will happen.
http://themiddledrawer.blogspot.com/2006_01_11_themiddledrawer_archive.html
I predicted that shiiat on January 11th.
31. Jeremy1Esq - January 24, 2006 2:51 PM
When its born, Maddox will kill it and put its head on a stake as his grandfather Pol Pot would do or Zahara will steal all its food and make sure it starves to death or
the baby will be adopted by an Indian Family and live out its life on a reservation under the name "Running Skank-Whore"
32. Megan - January 24, 2006 3:05 PM
okay, she's pretty and all, but would somebody please get her a sandwich? She looks sick in the latest issue of People. I mean really - look at her arms and hands, they're creepy.
33. JamesGnLA - January 24, 2006 3:15 PM
In response to: HughJorganthethird
I'm a TV Producer...I don't do the waiting tables thing, I leave them tips. You know what tips are don't you? The thing your mom picks up between her tits every night to support your sorry ass who sits @ home & plays XBox wishing that you were even smart enough to wait tables in your crappy little town in Idaho.
I wouldn't even book your punkass to be on one of my shows.
Your name should be HarrySmallBallstheTurd
34. thisone - January 24, 2006 3:31 PM
As Juicy said, pregnancies are actually calculated for 40 wks. The due date is 40 wks from the date of the last menstrual, not the conception date. So it's possible for her to be 5 months in January (say 21 wks today) and still have a June due date.
35. mommy_long_legs - January 25, 2006 4:33 AM
To posts #29 & #34...talk about an evil trick. i only figured out the whole 40 weeks = 10 months charade until after I got pregnant. Then it was like, "wtf?!"
p.s. Hugh...just ignore James the Troll. What kind of fruitloop comes to this site, obviously reads the story, and then proceeds to berate everyone else for doing the very same thing he just did? Oh yea, and keep up your hilarious posts -- they always crack me up :)