Jan 23 2006Nicollette Sheridan is terrible at sexing
Imagine that Michael Bolton has just stolen your girlfriend. It takes a hell of an effort, but you can almost do it. You’d be pissed, right? That’s why I am skeptical about Nick Solderblom’s, Sheridan’s ex-boyfriend, claim that she is a terrible lover.
Nicollette, 42, plays sex-mad Edie Britt in the hit Channel 4 series, but in real life Nick, 40, says she's a "cold, hard and very, very boring" lover.
"Other men may have envied me sharing my life with someone who looks as sexy as Nicollette, but if only they knew..." said Nick, who split with the star in October.
"Making love to her was always a struggle. Nicollette isn't very keen on sex. The few times we did make love, her performance was NOT good. As a lover, I'd rate her two out of 10 for technique and passion."
That’s just gross. It leads me to the second reason that I’m skeptical about Mr. Solderblom’s claim. I simply cannot let myself imagine Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan mechanically bumping uglies to “When a Man Loves a Woman.” It’s like something from a music box crafted by Satan himself.
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Reader Comments
1. gossipmonger - January 23, 2006 9:20 PM
It's because she's had so must plastic surgery, she's afraid to move the wrong way in fear of cracking her plastic body/face...
2. suburbanlegend - January 23, 2006 9:45 PM
I could totally see that. She already looks like walking rigor mortis, I wouldn't be surprised if she's a stiff in bed.
3. amma - January 23, 2006 9:57 PM
...she is weird looking. but then, so is Bolton. if she is so sad in the sack, why'd he take her back?
4. andrewthezeppo - January 23, 2006 9:57 PM
Nicolette Sheridan is a woman?!?!?!
5. Sheva - January 23, 2006 9:59 PM
She used to be a woman if you saw her way back in that movie Noises Off with Michael Caine. She was so hot.
Now she looks like a transvestite who needs to stay out the sunlight.
6. hafaball - January 23, 2006 10:17 PM
usually a woman could care less about sex when the guy is a crappy lover...but seeing how people are saying she's made of platic...I don;t know..
7. Zed - January 23, 2006 11:06 PM
Oh for Pete's sake, this man's view of a night of good sex might include two monkeys, a bearded bongo player, four yeti dressed in waiters' outfits from the now-defunct Russian Tearoom, a bearded mountain goat, a gaggle of Canada geese, and two dumptrucks' worth of manure mixed with Pennzoil and then applied to all participants with large shovels. (Not that I have ever participated in such an evening--I've only heard of such a thing.)
Who cares what he thinks? He sort of sounds bitter. And cranky. Maybe he needs to go have sex in the manner described above and leave poor Nicolette alone.
8. Jenny - January 23, 2006 11:14 PM
He totally sounds bitter. You see this kind of thing on Elimidate all the time. The guy is all into the girl and as soon as she elimidates him he's like, "I'm glad she didn't pick me, she was fat."
9. HollyJ - January 23, 2006 11:59 PM
he sounds bitter, but I can TOTALLY see her as an icy bad lay .. she has it all over her face (not his splooge, but the 'I'm an icy bad lay' thing)
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10. Shaun - January 24, 2006 1:07 AM
She kind of looks like a blonde Courtney Cox with more of a witch like nose.
11. Jayne - January 24, 2006 2:59 AM
lmfao #10
12. Sara=hater - January 24, 2006 4:17 AM
That is just such a bitter-ex thing to say. if she was so terrible, why did he stay with her so long?
13. slinkhard - January 24, 2006 4:21 AM
Apparently he wasn't that great a lover, if she left him for *Michael Bolton*.
14. AmberDextrose - January 24, 2006 5:15 AM
I guess if you're left for Michael Bolton you have to recoup your dignity somehow.
15. HughJorganthethird - January 24, 2006 6:19 AM
Not to mention the fact her penis kept getting in the way eh Nick?
16. Spindoc - January 24, 2006 8:05 AM
When she was 15 years old she moved in with Leif Garrett in the 70's (Yeah, the Leif Garrett who was just busted for drug possesion) so basically she has been used as a love doll by half the losers in hollywood since she was in her teens. It isn't that she doesn't like sex...it's just that she's really tired. Leif was an active little monkey you know?
17. Larry - January 24, 2006 9:48 AM
I for one never question the veracity of an ex-lover's comments. They speak the total truth about a person, 100% of the time.
18. ESQ - January 24, 2006 9:56 AM
Nick sounds like a sore loser. I hope he is not looking for any type of reconciliation with Nicollette anytime soon. Survey says........
She used to shag with Leif Garret way back when she was like 16. With all that practice, how bad could she be? He is probably the one that sucks in bed.
For as old as she is, I think she is hott. I think she plays a terrific Edie on DW!
19. ESQ - January 24, 2006 9:57 AM
I meant DH, not DW, duh.
20. careylicious - January 24, 2006 10:19 AM
"Bitter, table for one."
21. Sheva - January 24, 2006 12:02 PM
Not only is she an old desperate botox ho, she's dried up and useless.
22. SMF121490 - January 24, 2006 3:51 PM
OMG!!! Is this guy still in high school? Grow up, get over it, and move on. Mr. Solderblom is obviously bitter. And, if she was so horrible in bed, why did he ask her to marry him? hmmmmmmmmm
23. derekd - January 24, 2006 8:55 PM
Sounds like a bitter ex to me BUT I wouldn't be surprised if she was a lame lay. It also takes two to tango and if your partner ain't got the sparks then there will be no fire. God that sounded corny let me rephrase that. IF THE GUY CAN'T FUCK SHE WON'T WANT TO. Better?
24. sarakai - January 25, 2006 5:05 AM
Oh please, no one would be so callous as to tell the whole world about their ex's crappy sex unless they had an alterior motive- maybe like getting back at her because he's bitter... duh!
25. HollywoodSnark - December 14, 2006 1:40 PM
zing! http://hollywoodsnark.com