Jan 20 2006

Meg Ryan adopts a Chinese baby

*meg_ryan_thumb1.jpgMeg Ryan, star of such movies as Crap and Crap 2: the Craptathlon, will adopt a Chinese baby later today, according to OK! magazine. The adoption is scheduled to take place at an American consulate in China. An insider tells the publication, "The consulate will formalize the adoption and grant Meg's new daughter a visa and a social security number. They will probably be flying back to the US immediately after the process is complete."

China is like the Wal-Mart of adoptions. You touch down at the airport in Beijing and they just start throwing babies and fortune cookies at you. But good for Meg. Now all she needs to do is name the baby Lo Pan and teach it to shoot fire from its eyes.



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Good one Superficial.. "Meg Ryan, star of such movies as Crap and Crap 2: the Craptathlon."

She must be good friends with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie...

Ah, Lo Pan...

Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."

No offence to Asians...but I cannot justify why beautiful people see the need to adopt fawkin ugly babies...heaps of beautiful kids in post-war Eastern Europe needs lovin parents...so why the obsession with all things slant eyes?

LOL...shootin fire from slant eyes...chances are...they'll miss...

Posted by adrock2xander on January 20, 2006 10:12 AM
No offence to Asians...but I cannot justify why beautiful people see the need to adopt fawkin ugly babies...heaps of beautiful kids in post-war Eastern Europe needs lovin parents...so why the obsession with all things slant eyes?

LOL...shootin fire from slant eyes...chances are...they'll miss...

REPLY: You're an idiot. Please report to the National Institutes of Health in suburban Washington, D.C. and volunteer for a risky battery of medical experiments. It's the only way you will ever contribute anything of value to society. Thanks.

I just love the photo of Meg, could she try harder to cover the wrinkles around her eyes. It just makes her look like an old hag trying to hide the fact that she is getting older. It is so obvious that it makes her look even older then she currently is.
About the article, does anyone even care that she is adopting some kid.

In response to adrock2xander

Your comments alone are the reason why websites such as this one have disclaimers about posting obnoxious comments.

SuperSpence I loved your response it him/her, it, whatever they claim to be.

You are disgusting, adrock2xander. Why would you even say things like that?

Good on Meg, and anyone else that adopts a needy baby and gives them a loving home.

Comment number 3 is without a doubt the stupidest most offensive comment i've ever read on this site. why is it that people think that just because they say 'no offense...' before saying something really offensive that that makes it okay? it doesn't, asshole.

There are too many american kids that need a loving home too but either way its a nice thing to do.

Just so people don't work themselves up into a frenzy over "adrock2xander" comments, the guy is Asian. Or he squints a lot. If you go to his blog site, there is a picture of a slightly overweight, possibly homosexual, Asian guy. It actually makes his comments kinda funny, in a weird Asian-bashing sort of way. Maybe Meg Ryan could adopt him, feed him some Slim-Fast, remove the bandana from his head, and then teach him where to find a vagina on a woman's body.

Chinese adoptions are sooooo yesterday. She really missed the boat with this one. Everybody knows that Cambodians are the hot child to adopt this week.

I think its good she adopted a baby from China...after all her face lifts she'll soon qualify as half-asian anyways.

I agree with post# 1.

I also thing it's going to be like a fashion show, lol, or the "in thing" for certain celebs to adopt foreign children.

Chinese baby girls are still killed by poor families sometimes (they can't afford the extra mouth to feed, plus sons traditionally bring a wife into their family home, continuing to live with & care for their parents for the rest of their lives), so boys are highly prized. It's a great thing Meg is doing, but yeah, there are plenty of American kids that need families as well.

Oh, that's right, American babies in need trump other babies. Even if the other babies are starving, and dying by the hundreds, and American babies at least have the state to care for them.

Yes, there are probably dozens of American kids that need adopting, but adopting one from China is so much easier. Lucky kid, she's going to be rich rich rich!

And I don't think the Meg Ryan bashing is justified, she doens't pretend to be in her early 20's like other actresses her age, and considering, she has aged quite well.

Good for you Meg Ryan!! ^_^

To the poster who asked why Beautiful people adopt ugly babies I say this, you obviously haven't seen Meg Ryan Latley, she has been introduced, quite dramatically to "The Wall" and secondly, go see memoirs of a Geisha, all the actresses in that movie are Chinese (Even though the movie takes place in Japan) and they are SMOKIN hotties!

You think adopting from China is EASY? You've got to be kidding me. Go through the process and then let me know how much easier it is. Kudos to Meg Ryan ... every orphan deserves a family, no matter what their race is.

Outsourcing adoption is how corporate America stays lean, competitive. Ill-equipped for adoption in the USA, the female celebrity genome screams, "Go East, young woman!" Asian babies are born with a blue spot on the lower back. X marked the spot for Meg. Q: Is Miss Ryan serving the greater good? A: Yes! The Great American Melting Pot is now available in convenient microwavable pouches. Enjoy the soup du jour!

I must take my U.S.-Sino Friendship Suit out of mothballs and dust off my picture of Richard Nixon on Air Force One.
============

He's been with the world ...
I'm tired of the soup du jour
He's been with the world ...
I wanna end this prophylactic tour
Afraid nobody around me
Understands my potato
I guess I'm only a spudboy
Looking for a real tomato

It's so obvious she's pulling a Jolie, only instead of actually caring about the adopted child like Ange does, I think Meg is doing it solely for publicity. She went on record once saying she didn't even want the first kid she had! And up til now, have you ever heard about Meg Ryan involved in any kind of political do-good-ing like Ange? Way to rev up your non-existent career, Meg - adopt a kid and let the nannies raise her.

Speaking of nannies.....you don't actually believe that Jolie is doing all the grunt work herself do you? Who do you think is looking after her two (ooops, sorry THEIR two) when you see her pictured alone all over the place? Yeah yeah, I have seen the "photo opportunities", but you can be sure there's a small army of nannies in the background. Get real.
ps: Meg Ryan looks great.

Response to #10 PapaHotNuts

I laughed my ass off so hard reading your comment. I could not have said it better!

#3 "heaps of beautiful kids in post-war Eastern Europe needs lovin parents"

Now I may get bashed at as well but I liked that statement.
Hence why instead of planning to adopt a Vietnamese baby, I want to adopt a Russian :)

With that said..it's a pain in the ass to adopt from anywhere...regardless if from China or Russia.

Plenty of American kids need families. However, if you adopt an American kid, the toothless hillbilly parents can change their minds six years later and demand the kid back. Surely everyone remembers these cases? They're always splashed all over the papers, the kid screaming, dragged away from her home, to be handed back to the ignorant yokels who gave her up to begin with and then changed their minds.

You don't have to worry about that when you adopt a kid 3,000 miles away. My guess is that THAT'S why people adopt foreign children.

to adrock2xander:

1) yeah, I want a google eye kid with a snub nose and pasty skin.

2) I'll smash your face

Adrock, does it get hot under that white hood?

Let's hope she didn't adopt the babe to harvest her collagen. By the way, I'm chinese so can say that.

She's probably doing the Jolie thing. Hey, she got collagen lips, why not adopt a few babies? Maybe give them some fauxhawks. Steal a husband or two. Make out with a few brothers. She'll be famous in no time.

Adrock, you are not a very nice person,, Really!!!

Good luck adopting a BABY from Russia.

Chinese babies are the new black

10 years from now an army of uber-fashionable super-children will rise up from the Hollywood hills and, aided by a series of ingenious tunnels, sieze power and install a Actor-aucracy led by George Clooney and his minster of defense, Sean Penn.

Or they will just get really drunk and piss themselves in cabs.

Sweepin generalizations without prior knowledge speaks only of complete ignorance...

Just because folks in the Caucasians can be/are racists doesnt mean Asians arent subjected to their opinions too...

And yes...kids in China do not need more parents...the poor kids in Eastern Europe are in need of more love...

Number 32, your post ROCKS!!!!!!

adrock2xander
What the fuck...
How about I shove my "slant-eyes"-made boot up your ass? Or maybe I'll whack you with my "slant-eyes"-made baseball bat? You're so fucking racist.. If I ever met you, and if it was legal--which it should be because people like you don't deserve life--then I'd fucking kill you so fast. Oh and just to inform you, Europe has an extremely low rate of orphaned babies in comparison to Asia, and the smart thing would be to help the part of the world that needs it MOST, stupid. Oh yeah and buffalos don't have wings either.

Go Meg Ryan.

Shouldnt you be banned for usin the four-letter word?

It's hardly racist...it wasnt a derogatory dig at anyone...just a pun with the 'shootin fire out of the the eyes' bit...just like how people make Momma jokes...

I mention slant eyes...and all of a sudden there're references to my race (Chinese), where i live (white man country Australia) and comments tellin me to stop acting like a white man...lol?

I really wonder who the shallow bigots are here...

Let's all be happy and get along...have a laugh mate...perhaps if you argue less and laugh more you'll actually find a vagina...

Geeezzz...im lookin forward to the next funny superficial post as it is...

Anything goes on this site ..... celebs are called pigs/whores/skanks/sluts/whatever, but the comment "slant eyes" and everyone goes berserk. Interesting is all.....

Adrockxsander is just being a fag cause he's ugly and no hot asian chicks want to fuck him. He probably has to resort to animals.

what is it with yankee celebrities and their thinking the third world is one large baby supermarket? especially angie and saving'orphans'. if by saving orphans she means buying babies and stealing them away from their parents and culture....then yes. shes a real hero.

its such an incredibly arrogant and twisted view of the world. angelina is creating her very own benneton ad. creepy x 1000.

and if meg wants to help a kid in need, why doesnt she try the thousands of taller and less cute kids languishing in foster care in her own country. oh thats right, coz sexually abused/emotionally traumatised 12 yr olds....they just dont work as well with that gucci frock.

celebrities eat a dick. booo hisss.

"Anything goes on this site ..... celebs are called pigs/whores/skanks/sluts/whatever, but the comment "slant eyes" and everyone goes berserk. Interesting is all....."

Word.

#10

There is something wrong with being homosexual?

First, if any of ya'll think certain kids deserve a home more than others, why don't YOU adopt those kids? You can't? Didn't think so--so don't question from where someone adopts or why. All kids deserve homes so if you can adopt a kid, any kid, good for you -- it's wonderful.

And despite Superficial's crass comment about Wal-Mart, adoption is rarely easy, anywhere.

it seems to be rather easy for celebrities. other couples have to go through years of red tape and counselling etc, but celebs just seem to rock up in a poor nation and pick the cutest kid they can find. its easy to go baby shopping when you have unlimited funds to bribe officials with.

what about angelinas comments at that UN meeting after she adopted (re- bought) zahara?? 'last night i was thinking, oh i could just adopt again! i want to do it right now!' (or something to those effects). fact is, when u have money and power....you can buy anything. including human life.

they aren't doing it for humanitarian reasons. they are doing it because the kid makes a faaaabulous new accessory.

Good for Meg! Chinese baby girls are left for dead in that country with the one child policy.

I doubt she's doing it for publicity reasons and to "be cool" like Angelina Jolie. People who adopt babies from other countries don't do it to save the world or be a hero. There's a genuine need.

To all people saying that there are plenty of American kids who need to be adopted first, etc... Have you ever tried to adopt in America?? I used to work for an adoption agency, and adopting in America is more difficult then getting an organ transplant. You have to be on a list for years (with celebrities it may be less, but nevertheless)... and you cannot choose at all, you get what they give you.
They make it so difficult in America, maybe there is a good reason why most people are going overseas to adopt.

i think it is different for celebrites. they dont need to go through agencies. they would do private adoption. like nicole kidman and tom cruise - both their kids are from the same mother. so they basically did a deal after the daughter that they will get her next baby too. i just find private adoption to be rather disturbing...its literally buying children.

not to mention the fact its legal to sell your eggs to the highest bidder or rent your womb out for cash.* im all for reproductive freedom but that disturbs me a bit. capitalism at its worst. i hope it doesn't go that way down here in australia.

*note - i may be wrong about those laws in the US, im just going as far as i know. please correct me if im wrong :)

"Good on you" Meg Ryan (Larry, I am British so if you will permit me to use that phrase?). Anyone ...including celebs.... who can open their homes, hearts, and bank accounts to help a child of ANY colour or creed is OK in my book, even if they have to hire nannies to help them. They are working people after all.

Point 1:

Aren't those posters who say that American children should come first when it comes to being adopted by Americans asserting that somehow the foreign kids should "get to the back of the line"? That would be racism wouldn't it? Which brings me to....

Point 2:
Amazing to me that the word "cunt" was used in a previous post* and nobody said a word in protest...yet "Slanty eyes" caused a furore. Racism is def out. Misogyny is perfectly fine. ("Britany's vagina worms" .....purile). Hatred against:
a) Fat people ..correction - anyone who
in not "perfect" and we all know
how messed up "perfect" has become in
this society.
b) Homosexuals....or even those merely
rumoured to be such.
c) Women - especially if they have had
either the nerve to keep their natural
tits or live beyond their most physically
attractive years and still go out in
public (Sharon Stone - still a very
beautiful woman).

All these forms of hatred abound on this site but racism is the only one that is not applauded and embraced. Fascinating. I find myself unable to look away for some reason.

By the way I took a look at the pics of some of the posters who have blogs. No perfection there!

Couldn't agree with Bloody_Knows more.

I agree also. I have posted in the past, but every time I do it the feeling that I am an anonomous coward (a malicious anonomous coward) overwhelms any satisfaction I get. I just don't have the stomach for it.

I guess her son needed a new toy, he's about that age to start playing with toys made in China. Maybe Meg just felt so bad for buying shit made in the sweat shops, or it was a trade, all new Gucci in return for adopting a kid. And if there are so many orphans in China, maybe they need to stop procreating. FFS, it is now the U.S.'s responsibility to adopt the third worlds orphans too?

adrock2xander..
quote: "No offence to Asians...but I cannot justify why beautiful people see the need to adopt fawkin ugly babies..."

honestly, wtf is that! you really expect that people are not going to be offended? especially asian people! (myself).
- - you really got issues.

she can adopt whoever she wants, if it's an asian baby so be it.

You people suck.

I'm surprised at everyone's reaction to adrock2xander. This website is called "The Superficial, because you're ugly" so what do you expect? As for these celebrities who adopt babies from other countries.... Well let's just say that most celebrities aren't dealing with a full deck. They are all just plain weird in some way shape or form. I think it's because they have so much money that they get bored easily and well they honestly think they are above everyone because they are catered to 24 hours a day. They even have to follow kooky religions like Madonna and Tom Cruise. Being Baptist or Catholic just isn't good enough for them.

I think we should educate and provide contraception to counties who reproduction rate is so high that so many children are being born to horrible conditions. How many African babies are born with AIDS? That being said, if Meg Ryan wants to adopt a Chinese baby then good for her! :) It's her life and only she can choose how to live it.

I agree with Starla above that "If Meg Ryan wants to adopt a Chinese baby then good for her". There's entirely too much virulent hatred on this site. For the Baptists among you here's a link to the grand puba of hatred, lunatic and fanatic Fred Phelps. THIS is where hatred leads people, and the mean people on this site (99% of you) are no better than this prick
(I am Baptist and everyone I know is ashamed of this man. Hate is not where it's at in any circle. It's not clever witty or to be admired).

http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/index.html

I joined to say this. I agree. Hate is hate and mean people suck (yes, even witty mean people suck. In fact they suck more because they obviously have the intelligence to know better). Hate is hate no matter what mask it wears. Religious hate. Racist hate. "Freedom of speech" hate. "All celebrities are assholes so they deserve it" hate. "We're just having fun" hate. The haters on this site suck. Mean people suck no matter what their excuse. Bye. H.B.

I think its funny that people are acting like she's adopting a dog. "Good for her, the child is so needy". People don't adopt children for the sake of pity. They adopt children because they want children. Imagine how miserable it would be to raise a child just because you felt sorry for her.

I agree that we do need to take care of the children here first. But I also concede that it is much harder to adopt domestic. Which kills me because any idiot can pop out a kid, but if you're not driving the right car, you're not good enough to adopt.

comedy is the last bastion of free speech, and yet if an asian man makes fun of asian characteristics he's immediately pulverized. I'll be y'all think Chris Rock is the funniest shit around though, don't you. Damn honkies.

But since this adrock guy isn't famous you have to trash him for saying something y'all have probably said behind an asian's back hundreds of times. Especially considering you're reading this site, which is all about insults.

Not to mention the guy had the balls to link to his blog where you could all look at him, KNOWING what that would bring about. I'll be none of you suburban-living-rap-listening-pasty-ass-metrosexuals have the balls to do that.

oh, fuck, what a loser I am! My "T" key didn't work, not once but TWICE! Shit, I'm such a loser, I probably shovel shit for a living!

LOL Proofreaders I'm waiting.

Wow you guys really love me...i had left Melbourne for the country for a night and my blog is flooded with fan mails...im gona wash up and have a good time shootin some replies/signin autographs later in the day...

Dont mind if i quote some of you...some choice words there i must say...

I still stand with the 'Meg Ryan adopts slanty-eye bit'...*shrugs* what's the big fuckin deal?

Wow you guys really love me...i had left Melbourne for the country for a night and my blog is flooded with fan mails...im gona wash up and have a good time shootin some replies/signin autographs later in the day...

Dont mind if i quote some of you...some choice words there i must say...

I still stand with the 'Meg Ryan adopts slanty-eye bit'...*shrugs* what's the big fuckin deal?

One of my fave things on this site, aside from the juicy, bitchin articles, is the chain rattle & response to others' comments.

You can guarantee that every godamn day someone will post something that gets the dogs barking. I just wish those dogs weren't so PC, weren't so ready to come right over and physically rip your f*ckin head off if you say something they don't like.

Makes me think there's a lot of fear out there, and not a lot of chilled-out fun.

# 41
Not at all Bo. I play one in real life.

Unbelievable! Children in China are in orphanages because of the one child policy. Women must abandon their babies or be faced with a jail sentence.
Of all the things superficial that could be commented on, adopting a child is not one of them.
How many children have any of you adopted in the USA? Or anywhere else for that matter. Looks to me as if YOU are the one being superficial here.

Wow! I stumbled upon this site by total accident. I am amazed, yes, truly amazed by the nature of everyone's connversations. Appears to be many ignorant or very stupid comments made on here with no basis for real knowledge on many of the subjects. Yes, I realize I do not have to come to this website anymore, yes, I realize you are free to post anything you desire, and yes, I realize many comments made here were made solely with the intent to "ruffle" feathers. Congratulations, it appears you succeeded!!!

I personally have adopted a son internationally and am currently in the process of adopting a daughter from the same country. If you are truly trying to have "fun" and think everyone should "lighten up", maybe you should stick with comments on subjects you personally understand and are familiar with so that no one feels demeaned. Adoption whether it be domestic or international is not to be taken lightly no matter if a celebrity or non-celebrity is the one adopting. This is a LONG process, emotional process; it is a journey to unite families together forever. Any child being adopted by someone who is DESIRING to be a mother or father to this child is one less child that is motherless/fatherless.

Would be nice for you to have your "fun" in the future at your own expense if you feel this need instead of at the expense of a well intentioned act of love.

Just my .02 cents! I"m sure not well received. But oh well... afterall, I can see that this board is "open" to most anything anyway...

I got this from adrock2xander...the really asian looking guy who wants to offend no asians by saying really offensive stuff about asians, yeh him... i got this from his site in response to #10
..............................
i wish you a Happy Thanksgivin for sheer and utter ignorance on your part...I really admire people who post without a URL...lots of guts there really...hidin behind your mother perhaps? Or are you still 16?

Pictures lie and deceive...im 5'11" and 177 pounds...i wonder if this is your one chance to redeem yourself what with your weekly visits to the Weight Lost Center...or is pickin on someone's size your only trick? You are a One Trick Pony...and you've got a long way to go with subtle attacks mate...

A vagina? i had so much sex i had syphillis in my early 20s...or did you not read one of my better posts?

And just because some Caucasians can be/are racists doesnt mean Asians arent subjected to their opinions too...

Now who's the bigoted tranny?
...............................
I'm not sure exactly what ur trying to proove thru this... that ur not asian, or not fat or that u do actually know where a vagina is??? I'm lost.
I especially like the fact u call him gutless for posting without a URL when u couldnt even post ur comments on this page- maybe too scared he'd actually read it, hmmm?
And having syphillis in ur early 20s isnt something to boast about, its sick and dirty!

Sad, ignorant fools...i laugh at your incompetance.

duh, doesn't she know the hottest accessory is a *african* baby...chinese is so last year! http://hollywoodsnark.com

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