It's easier to steal prescription drugs if just happen to be at the hospital anyway. You don't expect her to go all "drugstore cowboy" do you??

I wonder if she checks herself in when she breaks a nail?

Linday Lohan cuts her shin
K, first off, lets spell her name right.. Lindsay...
Secondly... I bet she was wet, but I doubt it was "lotion"

I think the real questions are: why is Lindsey showering at Bryan Adams' mansion and is using a teapot the newest Hollywood sex craze?

Ha, ok, now its changed to the proper spelling.. now my first post makes no sense.. haha

-- Posted by gossipmonger on January 30, 2006 04:37 PM
now my first post makes no sense.. haha

REPLY: You could say that about most of the posts at this website, including -- especially -- my own.

Is Bryan Adams hip again or is Lindsay Lohan just spreading herself too thin [no pun intended] these days. I mean, honestly, LL: It's going to take a long time to sleep your way to the top if you start so near the bottom.

Bryan Adams, huh? What happened to her standards?

Oh wait, that's right; she doesn't have any.

SuperSpence - haha. thanks, I feel better...

Adams was just in Canada and according to his web site - he was in Pakistan on the weekend - so I assume she broke in.
I've also heard his teapot " Cuts like a Knife "

Bryan Adams has shot some of the world's best-looking babes in the nude. He's gotta have an Uncle Miltie-sized shlong, there's just no other explanation. Maybe I should start paying attention to all that spam that offers 'riches' beyond my wildest dreams?

Bryan Adams wasn't even hot in the 80s. I can't imagine he's improved much with age. There's go to be more to this story... like maybe she's BFF (best friends forever) with his daughter or something.

Cuts like a knife, but it feels so right.

hahaha... I wish there was videotape of this... could be the funniest thing ive seen in awhile... problem is theres no way this is true... covering up something else... trying to think of something funny, but I'm drawing a blank

if by "cutting her shin at Bryan Adams' mansion" you mean "inhaled a half-pound of nicaraguan yummy dust," then i once cut my shin at Brian Adams' mansion off a dead hooker.

This Coked out whore is in the hospital more than the cast of E.R. My guess is...this is her future.

http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/

And by the way...to comment #14. LOL!!!! yummy Dust.

Famous people have multiple homes, usually. They also allow other famous and rich people to use them as a nice gesture, which is why Miss Lohan was there.

She was also there to service Prince William and Prince Harry. At the same time. With Princess Anne filiming. Allegedly.

So what she going to have tatood on her other wrist now. stairs....lotion...tea cup?

ummm, I am by no means up on the teenagers, but could she possibly have been at the home of RYAN Adams? He's a twenty-something pup who sppears to be totally into his hair. Oh, he's a musician, too.

Typo: appears, nothing to do with anyone named Spears.

I hope she has insurance to cover "being a clumsy ditz"

Mrs. T that's what I'm thinking too; they must've gotten confused with Ryan Adams. I don't think Lindsay would've sunk so low as to be bumping and grinding scarface Bryan Adams...but then again, she made out with Bruce Willis.

Just read Adams was in Pakistan for a fund-raiser for earthquake victims-"just days after the U.S. State Department issued a travel advisory for the country, citing concerns about terrorism." (Seems America took out quite a few innocent Pakistanis with a missile) He was the first 'western performer' there since 9/11.
Of course he is Canadian...but it is Lindsay cutting herself on a tea cup that makes the news... 'Not hot since the '80's' may be a bit severe for him...Where's the Devo guy ? Or whatever...

Of course he does only know 3 chords

I miss Lindsay back when she had lovely lady lumps and a nice popozao for a white girl. I hate her now. =<

Last time I checked cutting your chin was not a suicidal method. Maybe it's something that kids are into now a days. But then if you are coked out chin and wrist are pretty easy to confuse so that explains it.

Is Byran Adams the new Gary Glitter?

BTW, how does one get themselves in these fucked-up predicaments? I can count on my one hand I have been in a hospital including the time I was born.

I had to investigate this about the whole Bryan Adams thing and this is what I found...

"Adams, a Lohan family friend, was out of town at the time, Dina tells Star, but he let Lindsay and her entourage stay there while they were in London. The pair met about 18 months ago when Adams photographed Lindsay, as well as several other stars, for pictures that later appeared in the 2005 book American Women."

She's a klutz.

I imagine her next tattoo would more likely read "walk" or "look" (as in 'look where you're going, you dumb bayatch').

Does anyone else think this sounds like those bizarre excuses offered to hospital staff for having a live hamster up the bum?

"Oh dayum, I slipped on the stayurs and I was carryin a lil ol teacup covered in lotion... no that was me... and it sorta... well, whatever"

Wow she cut her shin walkin the stairs...

I break my ankles...twist my ankles and even had them operated on...im more famous than Lindsay and noone's coverin my story?

WTF?

she's cutting herself now? o.o

She's been on the way down for a while and she's now nearing the bottom of the slope. Perhaps she can rekindle her friendship with Paris Hilton down there. Step aside Lindsay, other 'starlets' like Scarlett Johansson are talented, big-boobied and NOT weird...something we vaguely remember you being a couple years ago.

I think her and Kate Moss broke into Bryan's mansion and had a crack orgy party with midgets!

follow-up surgery! A-GAIN! who do they think they're fooling?

Yeah I'd like to find out if there were any plastic surgeons at the hospital while she was there...it sounds like a stupid little girl made up a story...maybe a five year old stupid little girl.
"Yeah, I was having a teaparty upstairs with my dollies and oops! I dropped a teapot on the stairs"