Jan 24 2006Kanye West thinks he's Jesus

kanye-west-jesus.jpgIn case Kanye West hasn't already convinced you he's an egomaniacal clown, he's decided to appear on the cover of the new Rolling Stones as Jesus, defending himself by saying:

"In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?"

As much as I hate him, I have to admit he's got a point. All this time I've been making my way through life forgetting to tell people how spectacularly awesome I am. Well no more. From now on, every guy I meet is going to get a swift kick to the balls. And as they pick themselves up off the ground they'll be greeted to me saying, "You know why I kicked you in the balls? Because I'm awesome and you're not." And then I'll bench press a car and sleep with their girlfriend.

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I think Jesus is offended.

HAHAHAHA good one

What an ass. Suppose it's a put-on? Suppose he says things like this because it will draw so much attention?

But I'd like to believe he's a fucktard.

Aaaaaaww, give the guy a break, deep down he knows he's full of shit and a scared little fella with a spiky headband. If someone has to tell about their greatness it's probably because it's not that obvious. It would be sad if it wasn't so irritating.

Huh. So I guess the critics were right. Jesus WAS a black man. Hot damn. What will Mel Gibson say?

so i'm a sped, but is this the guy who sang stuck in a closet, or gold digger?

Kanye West is pretty annoying. Interviews with him-downright excruciating. Talk about an overblown sense of self importance.

He's so delusional and his misperceptions keep on growing. I'm a psychology student, and from what I've been learning he sounds clinically insane. Give him a few more years and maybe he'll think he's so awesome that he IS jesus!

Oh come on. Forget Kanye for a second and look at the other totally awesome stories in this issue of Rolling Stone. With the exception of the death of a legitimate musician, he's stuck next to Billy Joel and Battlestar Galactica. And who is Bode Miller? Must have been a SLOW newsday.

By the way, can someone PLEASE send this to Pat Robertson? I would LOVE to hear him rabble over this one.

I know I'm offended. He doesn't even look like Ted Nugent.

RS ruined the cover...appropriate that the loose mouthed Bode Miller is in the same issue as Mr.Doesn'tKnowWhentoShutup-poor-me-I'm-being persecuted-like-Jesus. What a mockery! Does he claim to be a Christian too? I'm sure he does and doesn't even realize how blasphemous this imagery is. Retard. Please don't give this guy any more press unless TARD is printed somewhere in the headline.

Maybe he just wants to die for our sins...what a guy :D

I love Kanye. He's confident. Why are self-loathing people always pissed at people who are confident and sure of themselves.. Stop it. It pisses us off.

As much of a cocky bastard Kayne West is he is shockingly more intelligent than almost any other singer and especially rappers. I mean if I was constantly surrounded by the extreme levels of stupid that is his musical competition I probably would have to fight hard to not start feeling like I'm the greatest person alive. He use to be a lyric writer for some of the biggest acts in hip hop because they were too stupid to write their own damn songs. He actually has some political knowledge. Instead of churning about endless songs about 'bling' and having videos filled with morons wearing diamond teeth he actually criticizes blood diamonds.

I mean when you get placed on time magazine and they call you the and I quote from Time magazine "the smartest man in pop music" you ego tends to get pretty pumped up.

Maybe it's not Kayne fault he thinks he's the greatest maybe it's because he's surrounded by and competes against the stupidest people alive.

I bet Madonna can't wait to put him in a video and make out with him.

Just for the record... Jesus was a Near Eastern Jew living before the Roman era Diaspora. It's believed he belonged to the Essene sect, who retreated from secular society and interacted with Gentiles the least. Thus, it's most likely that the historical Jesus was an olive-skinned man, with distinct Semitic features.

So making a sarcastic comment about Jesus being black after all is kind of silly, since you could just as easily make the same kind of remark every time you saw Jesus depicted as white.

I don't know who's worse Sugar Kayne or K-Fed. Surely there is a place in this world--preferrably treacherous, inhumane, inescapable, and without food--where we can dump the lot of these idiots.

talk about making a mockery of peoples beliefs...i'm not the most religious person around but this seems offensive and a mockery of someone who is said to have provided a base of morals and goodwill....how naive of him to agree to use that imagery as a portrayal of himself. Didn't he sing that gold-digger song? (if so, enough said). Not that i really know much else bout him though i guess.

Angela, just because he's smart it doesnt make him jesus! And from the guy whos album is named college dropout he's not really portraying a very intelligent image. Also, the comment about endless songs about 'bling'... aint he the dude that sung gold digger which featured big bootied chicks running around half naked in the video? yeah, hes completely different to any other rapper out there, theyd never do that!
And billthecat, we all know jesus was born in a predominantly jewish middle-eastern area so pulling all this "Roman era Diaspora" crap isnt impressive, ur just using big words to make urself sound smart... im sure u r (although Kanye WILL argue that he's smarter and im sure Angela will back him up)but no one on this site actually cares. Here, we like to make stupid comments about stupid people who think they're the greatest thing to ever grace the earth. Kanye is not confident, he's deluded and completely self-loving... end of story!

P.S... Angela, you would make a better argument of you actually got his name right. It's Kanye not Kayne.

Sarakai, billthecat is not my real name. No one here actually knows who I am in person. So what gratification or glory could I possibly get out of sounding smart to the people on this forum?

I'm just pointing this out precisely because not everybody, including a lot of Christians I've met personally, does know that the image of Jesus we're used to seeing is far from an accurate historical representation. Also, I'll admit I do get a kick out of pointing out the obvious fact that if Jesus did return to earth in his original likeness, hardly any Christian would recognise him. In fact, it's more likely they would be screening him extra carefully at the airport.

Keekeekeekee what a motard.

I swear, I thought that Head Welch will be the first one to pose like that. But I guess Kanye beat him to it. Imagine those two assholes fighting over who gets to be Jeebus. Awesome. Christianity is the new black, yo.

bahaha i love kanye! hes fantastic. its so easy to pay him out. like k-fed. whom i also love.

what i dont get is why people dont mind knobs like 50 Cent talkin themselves up in their songs, but Kanye expresses himself intelligently (albeit very arrogantly) and everyone thinks hes a tosser?* so really its a culture of celebrating the mediocre idiots and bagging out the talented intelligent artists. hmmmm makes sense.

ps- i do think kanye is a complete tosser. like russell crowe. but i love them because of it. heart kanye.

The whole thing is even funnier if you've ever heard him sing. If you've ever heard him sing live it's funnier still. Talk about being full of yourself AND talentless...

Just because he seems to be a little more intelligent than the rest of the rap community doesn't mean he's forgiven for the bullshit he dishes out. C'mon...Bush hates black people? I wouldn't call that intelligent...and what ever happened to being humble???

before i even navigated to this site, thi smorning (snagging a quick break from work duties), I knew the Kanye West cover would be on here as "news" *cough* because the site admin hates Kanye so much it's hilarious.

Honest people scare the beejesus out of people who don't have the balls to be honest -- hide behind sarcasm and a lot of verbal popcorn. instead of admitt8ing they're scared and envious they hate them.

Kanye is unapologetically honest, plus talented, plus he's had the lucky breaks and has used those to his benefit. More power to him.

Have fun in hell, Kanye! Don't forget to take sunblcok SPF 8,497!

Ok, I like how no one gets offended at the ways Buddhism is made fun of with pictures of Buddha on tee-shirts saying something that makes a mockery of him. . . Or about any other religion. Christianity. Kayne West dressed up like Jesus. Biiiig deal.

Anyway, great marketing.

OMG! How I love this site. I can always count on a good chuckle during my otherwise dreary workday. Two observations: 1. (and I must get this out)...I hate Kanye. I don't care HOW he looks on anybody's cover, he sucks. I'm sorry he almost died a few years ago, but I don't have to like his crappy, uh, 'art.' (2). I, like the next person, had a great laugh reading the comments about K-fed's video yesterday. However, when I woke up this morning, in my head was: Po-Po-Po-Po, popo-zao, popo-zao. K-fed is a genius! I bet there is some secret mind-control deal behind those lyrics. Much like there was in the Barney and Teletubby broadcasts...

this guy is such garbage ... what a joke ... how can you be confident when all you do is take existing records find a specific point sample it loop the fuck out of it and add some other noises original ... i think white people like him too much thats the thing

I have to agree with convictchick, I fail to see how it's okay to like a dick like 50 Cent who's equally as arrogant as Kanye is. Personally, I like Kanye West and his music. Whenever I see him in interviews I laugh because of the fact that he is so arrogant, I mean, aren't most of the people in Hollywood exactly the same?. He just has the guts to admit it.

Ditto to Nichole's post, seems like a double standard to me.

Kanye might be good, but he's got a ways to go to catch up to Jesus, I mean Jesus's third album "Straight outta Judea" is one of the all time classics, and the single "Water into Bitches" can still make me cry when they play it at weddings. Again, Kanye may be good, but he's got a ways til he has a career like Jesus.

He's a hero to the morons who can't figure out how far a car can travel in 30 minutes going 60 miles per hour.

You guys are being a little hard on Kayne. He has done so much for his people. He deserves to wear a thorn crown like our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I just hope that it doesn't catch on the headliner of his new Mercedes. Those can be expensive to replace.

oh brother, all musicians, music artists, actors and actresses think they're great!

Kanye is just saying it out loud. He's never been hiding the fact that he knows his music is great and that people trash him for having confidence in his work.

Many people don't like his music, so don't listen to it.

Although, trying to compare himself to Jesus is a bit overboard for my taste.

"In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?"

I think the answer to this question is because a) the bible calls for man to be humble. and b) because God says you can't worship false idols, which could include yourself.

Isn't he like...all religious? Shouldn't he know this already?

Maybe he's hoping that George W. Bush will care about him NOW!

Yeah...Kanye's a bit arrogant, has a jaw bigger than Jabba Jaw (from his car accident), and he really loves golddiggers, BUT...if you're into his music, he also openly admits to being a BIG A-HOLE! In my book, as long as you're willing to admit that you're an A$$, then you have the right to piss people off by being over confident!

With that being said...I'm also a big A-HOLE, and I think this was the best comment ever written on this superficial. EVER!

Hey Nichole, I don't think it's right to make fun of any other religion either. I think all of it is disgusting, but there is a difference between making fun of a prestigious prophet and comparing yourself to the savior of the world who had no sin. That's not great marketing, but it is a great way to show what an ignorant asshole you are.

"He actually has some political knowledge."

Yeah, he's a genius for going on tv and saying Bush hates black people. That really involved a lot of political knowledge (or lack thereof). Go Kanye!

Maybe next week he'll go on tv and say Bush hates Jesus too.

Kanye who?

Wake up Mr.West!!!
Yes, Mr.West is a bit on the crazy side, but he is also a genius and I love him for it!!
Jesus walks with us

Kayne is a big mouth loser. All these celebs need serious reality checks. I am sick of the 'I'm in the music biz, so therefore I am soooooo much better and more important then you' attitude. Get a life Kayne. What are you doing to help society? Nothing, except ramming that shit you call 'music' and your one sided opinions down our throats. Take your 'bling bling' and shove it!

Kanye West is a disgrace to the country in which he has freedom. His ignorant pompous-ass comments just show what a boob he is. Mike Myers should have kicked his ass when he had the chance. That would have made a killing on pay-per-view.Send those royalties to your "uncared about" black men in New Orleans! Do us all a favor, Kanye, and move to a country that has a ruler who lives up to your standards; and take Paris Hilton with you. By the way, your music sucks. You had to rely on making an ass of yourself to sell your album. Way to go. If that is what it takes to get rich then no thank you; I will remain a blue-collar with pride. (You ain't nothin but a gold-digger...)

Kanye West is another one I'd pay to see kicked in the gonads.

Bush HATES Kayne (people)!

oops heehee Kanye

#40: If Buddha can be even remotely considered a "prestigious prophet," then for all I care Paris Hilton can pose as Jesus. Let's even it out and have a ball. Because, in all honesty, people put celebrities on such pedestals that they begin to think they're idols...because we, among other things, incessantly idolize them...then we get mad when they come out and say that they're gods?

Good for Kanye--at least he had the sense (or lack thereof) to say the obvious. Yes, sure, he's cocky and arrogant and maybe a bit talentless, but not any more than the majority of the other gonads currently playing musicians on television.

i wish the jews would kill him just like they did jesus!!!!

Just think all Kanye West will be remebered for is:

1) "Gold Digger"
2) "George Bush hates black people."
3) Stealing Bill Cosby sweaters and making bad interviews.

50 cent vs. Kanye. 50 can't even rap with all those bullet slugs stuck in his mouth. Neither can dance. At least Kanye has originality. But in the end they are talking about the same stuff, gold gigging woman and niggas. Just because you talk politics or bring up social issues every once in a while to get some cred, doesn't make you smart or knowledgeable(although it does make him clever). If anything, it just makes Kanye more "dangerous" than 50 because some dumb kids actually think he knows what he is talking about.

All the guy does is make music and that makes him great? I bet whoever finds a cure for AIDS, Alzheimer's or cancer will get 15 minutes of fame and fall into obsurity while stupid idiots like Kanye who make stupid music no one is going to care about in 20 years gets all the money & fame! There are police officers, firemen & doctors who help save lives everyday and this stupid piece of shit asshole thinks he can call himself great and compare himself to Jesus Christ all because he made a stupid cd?! WTF!!!!! I will never buy anything he has to sell ever again!

Btw, I read that he thinks he's great because his fans cry at his concerts so he must be touching them with his music. Someone should've taken him to see Backstreet Boys, N'sync or New Kids on the Block when they were popular. My sister cried at a Bobby Brown concert, does that make him really great too?

Oh why, why did they crucify Urkel?

BTW K. West hates gay people!!

Sorry black folk.


Jesus wasn't black either.

jesus attracted hordes o bitches - can you blame them? longhair, sensitive type? now i ain't saying they were golddiggers, but they weren't messin with no mortal diggas....


wait, do deities like blow jobs?

Oh christ, Supermodelmom1.(in response to post 30)

How can you say Kanye sucks and K-Fed is a genius is the same breath?!?!
I'd also like to point out that I've woken up with the Hokey Pokey stuck in my head, but that doesn't mean the writer is a lyrical or beat genius.

I think everyone is missing the BIG picture here...

The cover of Rolling Stone says that Battlestar Galactica is the "toughest, smartest show on T.V"

WTF???? I dont think so!

kanye west is such a fuckin douche. a black man with an opinon, omg give the man a fuckin mic!!!

How sick. Portraying Jesus as a black man...

I didn't think Jesus had that "damn-that thing shoved up my ass hurts like hell" street thug look on his face as he was dangling from the cross, but maybe that's because my King Jimmy wasn't specific enough.

Mayhaps I should invest in another version.

I'm just wiating for Kanye to die for my sins.

Hurry the fuck up already, I got a bunch.

Spindoc-

I almost peed myself when I read your comment! I did wake the house up, laughing about "water into bitches".

ROTFFLMAO! Thanks for making me forget about my PTSD for a few...

he is talented, but he needs to chill the hell out. Artist should never confuse music and politics.

Oh Puuulease!!!!!! Kanye is actually EXACTLY like jesus! See, jesus was a stupid piece of fucking shit, and so is Kanye! So they are alike! Simple calculation, really.

Linda Parson, I'm in no way religious but pull your head and stop being a slut... saying jesus was a 'stupid piece of fucking' shit is not cool. It doesn't make you some sort of awesome individual rebel, it makes you an ignorant ass- your mama's a stupid piece of fucking shit... no, you are!

I think Linda is going to need to borrow that sunblock from Kanye.

BTW- It's obvious that her post is a pathetic attempt to get attention. I always wondered why some people feel that negative attention is better than no attention at all. I bet she was the unpopular girl who stared at everyone during dress-out in gym. Creepy bitch, if you ask me.

LickyLicky: No, you have it backwards - it's the "popular" ones in high school that end up trolling on the internet and working at McDonold's. The rest of us were unpopular, and ending up making tons of $, laughing out loud at those who taunted us in our youth.

(Well, at least I do.)

I find any cruxification picture disturbing; but then again, I don't listen to his type of music. I do agree that you couldn't put a white man in that same scene without causing a ruscus.

#62: Whoa.

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Kanye's attitude is annoying sometimes but he is intellegent. All these acts and albums he comes out with simply mean more money and publicity.

Brilliant.

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yay for #69,70 and 73!! Let's all jump Linda Parson together.

Whoaaaaa, I'm practically an atheist and what you, Linda, said is just ignorant (like other people said). I don't really believe all that much in Jesus, but I would never say something like that about him. That's really disrespectful, considering that you're offending someone else's beliefs.

Kayne West may be dressed up like Jesus, but at least he's not saying anything insulting about him.

Kanye may think he's Jesus, but we KNOW he isn't original - Howard Stern shot the same cover YEARS ago. And it created MORE controversy then. The racism of the magazines who refused to show Stern, a Jew, in such garb but who are jerking off over Kanye's 'edgy' cover is more offensive than anything else in this thread.

Mark Selliger, who shot the original Stern cover, should certainly be pissed about the blatant rip off of his idea.

And moreover - what is WRONG with Kanye's lip? It looks like someone punched him in the face - sadly, though, that's not the case.

Oh please, to all you hater posters: I wasn't the most popular person in school, but I did fine. And this is in no way an attempt to garner attention. What, I'm so lonely that I need a bunch of gossip addicts to think I'm COOL? Whoa! Come on! I think you all need to gently pull your heads out of your asses. And I'm not a 'rebel girl.' I simply think that jesus and kanye west are both pieces of fucking shit. I mean the whole thing makes no sense. And all you christians all hate other religions, though you hide it well. I work with so many of you and you are all uptight dickwads. Plus, you guys are the most racist of all. Anyway, I don't give a fuck who I offend on here. If you can't take it, get the hell of the goddamn internet.

Everybody has a right to an opinion. We shouldn't all have the same one. That's boring. That's what the Puritans wanted. However, there's a mature way to express yourself, and then there's an immature/ineffective way to express yourself. "Pieces of fucking shit", obviously, is not mature. Not that you should care what I say--I'm just putting it out there.

Back to essay-writing. This superficial study break has been fun.

And I hope this post:


62. Posted by ConcreteDreams on January 25, 2006 09:10 PM

How sick. Portraying Jesus as a black man...


wasn't a serious one.

Post # 77. What is sad Linda is you have to hide behind a screen to comment your true feelings. That alone is pathetic. Christianity is not a religion, it is a blind faith. But I'm sure you knew that working with, I believe you said "uptight dickwads".

People like you need a slap because you talk one hell of a game on the Internet. Behind a piece of plastic you control which obviously you like. Control. You lack it in the real world and have to put down others to make yourself feel like the douchebag you are.

In person I bet you would fold like a three dollar watch from Zellers. Your entitled to your opinion, as everyone. But your an idiot and that remains a fact.

Too bad my sister couldn't meet you. She is 3rd time kick boxing champ in Winnipeg, Canada. She would more then love to talk about the Lord with you. Come on up this way sometime.

To bad I never owned this site your IP and network range... nevermind your not worth it.

Nichole, you are right..I'm not stupid...that was obviously immature. But see, that's the point...I don't have to be mature on an obviously immature site like this.

And to Shaun; firstly, bring your sister on; I'm REALLY scared of Canadians! I bet she'll be like, "Um, excuse, me, but I think that you possibly may be acting the just the tiniest bit...um..rude, so could you please stop? I mean, if you want to that is."

Second, people like you are ignorant. What makes you assume that I only express my opinions online? Is that because that is what YOU do so you assume other's do it as well? I think so...you are projecting your own personality upon others..very sad. I happen to not be a phony. I will tell everyone what I think of christianity..albeit without the language I use here.

And as to your IP address dumb little suggestion, have you ever heard of changing your IP address or masking it? Because I have. And I know about computers. So go back to sweeping the floors at Kmart. I on the other hand need to get back to my job. And contrary to what someone suggested previously, I actually have well paying career.

I guess you CAN have your cake and eat it to. Fucktard.

Done writing my essay. Came back to see what was going on in the on-going Kayne West/religion debate.

"Nichole, you are right..I'm not stupid...that was obviously immature. But see, that's the point...I don't have to be mature on an obviously immature site like this."


Though my own opinion still stands, I have to admit that is an excellent point. If I implied stupidity on your part, that was unintensional.

Black Jesus? Now that complicates everything...

Quote "I will tell everyone what I think of christianity..albeit without the language I use here." - Go tell those Christians you work with how much of "uptight dickwads" they are and see how long your; on your knees, getting hair pulled position lasts for.

As for computing, you incompetent nub; this is a media site. Do you understand what measures are taken to trace people to protect their servers? I don't think you do. You know about as much as your told. Hence, I bet you can't even tell me what Boolean means or why you even have a Physical Address. I bet you use online proxy pages like I have on my site to hide your IP. Even funnier, I bet you can't even re-write your own mac address to PROPERLY HIDE YOUR IP.

You want to talk tech, no problem.

You want to spew garbage from your mouth about the Lord, I'll defend him.

My Sister is at work reading this laughing hard. I am supposed to tell you She said "thank you for the laugh Linda".

Go Shaun!

Linda is officially pwned!

Wow. I do not believe in jesus or any other character from the bible or anything else. And I am sure that calling anyone a piece of shit isn't nice. But isn't this the site that calls Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline and countless others pieces of shit? I really see no difference. You may not think so but I am 90% sure that there are cults that worship some of these people even though the majority of us would think is was completely insane. So just because Linda feels the need to call fictional or non-fictional people "pieces of shit" should be her choice. There is really no need to threaten people with kickboxing sisters and tracing there IP adresses.
LMAO

Hehe, well said, #87, well said!

Now Shaun, this will be my last comment on this particular subject, (though I see you've mentioned me in another thread...ooook...) as I don't come on here to debate, but to make fun of celebrities. If you would like some more in depth discussion on jesus aka piece f fucking shit, please visit a gospel website. Now, as far as IP address' go, I won't even bother commenting on that. Again, please visit a geektech site to debate. I know what to do with IP's and I know that i know, and that's all that metters. If you don't believe me I dont care...i'm not here to prove anything to you.

About dickwads, I acually have called my coworkers that, and told them why. I'm sorry but I don't remember being on my knees having my hair pulled; you're probably just remembering being molested by a priest. If that religion was valid they wouldnt have this job meant for gays in hiding called a Priest. Of course it can happen in any religion, but with this much frequency? I don't think so.

Finally, about you defending your lord, well, i haven't said anything about the lord, and I wouldn't. I said JESUS was a fucking piece of shit, not the lord. I'm sorry if you believe that a mere mortal was a lord. That's very sad. The 'virgin' mary? Oh fucking bullshit. She got fucked and didn't want to look like a whore so she made up a story, and holy crap look at all the ignoramus's who actually believe her! *rolls eyes*

I'm glad your sister laughed. See, I come on this site for a nice fun time, and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks. (obviously.) I'm not even mad at you or annoyed in the slightest. This is the freaking internet. Don't take anything on it seriously. If you get all annoyed than you shouldn't come on here.

Ummm, saying that Kanye is smarter than all of the other rappers is so NOT a compliment! (Or a display of intelligence.) It's kinda like being in a room full of retards and having someone tell you that you are only a little retarted compared to everyone else. Compliment? I think not.

Nice come back. I see you found a spoon big enough to scrape it from the back of your throat. As childish as this was to even stoop to your ill mannered intellegence, your still a nub.

Your hate for "beliefs" will be your short coming. One of these days you'll be in such a situation, guess who's door your going to be knocking on for help? You'll laugh now, but believe me, when your day comes, even if it is a scare, you'll pray.

Hell; is the choices you made that make your life the sh*ts as you live each day. Any place of pain and turmoil means Hell.

It's unfortunate a black man posing as Christ pissed you off enough to openly comment your true feelings about Jesus. I think your issues go beyond the Lord.

You arent fucking jesus, in fact, you arent even close you piece of shit. Im not a hardcore christian or anything but i think i can safely say that kanye is FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You arent fucking jesus, in fact, you arent even close you piece of shit. Im not a hardcore christian or anything but i think i can safely say that kanye is FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shaun, you're coming off stupider than Linda here. Go find a biblical board.

AMEN

BTW, truly devout and good Christians don't sick their sisters on other people and they don't threaten people with IP address tracking.


Jesus wouldn't like you very much for that, you know. REPENT!

hey lindaparson,,,you sound to me like you are a complete dumb bitch and someone needs to take a louieville slugger to your head to knock some sense in it. you probably a dumb skanky trailor park trash bitch who has 5 kids you do not take care of and is being supported by the state you live in with a dumb drunken boyfriend who beats you...either that or your just a dumb lesbian who hates all men including jesus.

"BTW, truly devout and good Christians don't sick their sisters on other people and they don't threaten people with IP address tracking."

Nichole you are truly brilliant! =p

And Bootsy Collins that was not necessary. I do not think that Linda's comment was bad at all but that is my opinion based on my beliefs but if you think her comment was stupid your comment makes you seem like a moron (key word "seem").
because you said "including jesus." I am going to assume you believe that there is such a thing as "jesus". But if my religious friends have been correct "jesus" wouldn't call a women "a complete dumb bitch", "skanky trailor park trash bitch" or suggest that someone needs to someone needs to "take a louieville slugger to your head to knock some sense in it."
But hey, maybe they are "dumb lesbians" too!??!

If the choice was between lesbianism and having sex with a man like Bootsy, then pass me the moccasins.

I didn't know Jesus was black? hmm.. learn something new everyday

I think what he really ment to say was "George Bush hates poor people" ..but it wouldn't have been as controverial so he went with black instead.

OK THEN #13, YOUR MOST DEFENTLY ON THE WRONG SITE, CUZ BABY THIS IS THE SUPERFIFICIAL! IT'S AN ALL OUT WAR ON THESE RIDICULOUS CELEBRITY'S. KANYE WEST LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT IN THAT PICTURE. HE SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT ONE.

You know it's bad enough we got Jesus Stapp running around, now we have to deal with Jesus west too. What the bloody hell is this world coming to. Someone should have taken the thorne crown, put it on a chair & told Jesus West to sit down for the last supper. That'll teach em to mess with the Lord.

what a disturbing picture....i thought i was in hell there for a second looking at that crap...one of those thorns should poke his eye out...bastard
I'm not a Jesus freak but the ego thing bothers me with this guy...

who does that douche bag think he is? oh right jesus.

what a douche.

Jesus wouldn't trace your IP ...

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