Jan 23 2006Jude Law and Sienna Miller split...again
Jude Law thought it would be a good idea for him to stay with his ex-wife Sadie Frost while filming in L.A. Sienna Miller thought that it would be a bad idea because Jude Law will stick his, to put it mildly, unimpressive penis in anything that might be a vagina. So they did what they’ve done so many times before and decided to call the whole thing off.
This isn’t the kind of news that makes you wonder if Hell has frozen over. What makes this saga so compelling is that the inevitable outcome was obvious to everyone but them. You get to sit back and watch with the same satisfaction you get from sipping lemonade and watching one of the neighborhood kids trying to dig a tunnel to China. That dumb bastard.
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Reader Comments
1. HollyJ - January 23, 2006 9:03 PM
He's an untalented ugly balding egomaniac with no penis, so WTF is the world's interest in him?
2. davina85 - January 23, 2006 9:20 PM
sienna is absolutely awful looking, her claim to fame is the fact that she was cheated on by that little prick, pathetic! Her looks are mediocre at best. After seeing her I get that same bad taste in my mouth usually reserved for when I accidently come across a picture of the lovely Kirsten Dunst. I'll take butterface fergie over those 2 any day of the week.
3. andrewthezeppo - January 23, 2006 9:55 PM
Well, maybe once Factory Girl craps out at the box office and with critics we won't have to hear about this little tramp anymore.
4. Sheva - January 23, 2006 9:57 PM
Oh no, I mean oh great, okay, no, I mean, who gives a shit.
5. amma - January 23, 2006 9:59 PM
OMG! Just break up already!
He's pretty cute. She ispretty average. No one cares anymore.
6. The Lazy Asian - January 23, 2006 10:56 PM
How can you guys say sienna is average looking?
I think she's pretty damn hot - i mean check out the pictures on this site a few months ago:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/10/31/jude_sienna_do_something_i_don_1.html
Of course, i still don't care. But she's still hot.
7. Jenny - January 23, 2006 11:16 PM
I wish they would stop playing these stupid games. None of this drama matters. Even if they were madly in love and got married, they be divorced in two years anyway. This couple bores me. I liked Sienna and Daniel Craig.
8. davina85 - January 23, 2006 11:42 PM
those pics don't mean shes "hot"...just that she enjoys taking her clothes off and wandering around in front of people...so does paris hilton. Does that make her "hot"?
9. Sebastian De La Ghetto - January 24, 2006 12:12 AM
she has no ass, but her face is allright. id let her give me a reacharound, so she's got that goin for her.
10. September_bebe - January 24, 2006 12:22 AM
ooh god, stop with this sienna miller! she's such a joke, i didn't even know who she was until this site! i don't find her very attractive, maybe a good body, but the face is just not doin it... did u see the casanova previews? i mean, hello, her face looked booty ickish and in other pictures, her face looks so generic... who cares if they break up! they'll probably get back together tomorrow
11. rachel - January 24, 2006 1:11 AM
I thought Jude had a huge penis when I saw his nude pics but that was back when I was still with my ex-boyfriend =)
12. Shaun - January 24, 2006 1:20 AM
This story gets the "two thunbs down". Thats about all I say.
13. shopaholic197 - January 24, 2006 1:52 AM
Sienna is like, the boho IT girl- She's fab. Anyways, she should just stay away from Jude- ew. I used to think he was amazing and handsome , now.. not so much.
14. Captain Awesome - January 24, 2006 2:25 AM
"sienna is absolutely awful looking"
You should watch Layercake, she was hot in that.
15. Jayne - January 24, 2006 2:57 AM
he's just so adorable..I'd take him..small penis and all.
His ex doesn't look so pretty.
Sienna isn't bad.
16. SoupaSarah - January 24, 2006 5:37 AM
Not a day goes past when Jude and Sienna are in our papers over here (UK), and all the magazines.... Why do people still care about them? They are proper Boring me now! I couldnt give a shit whether they are on or off or on or off.... make up your mind!! in the words of Matt from Nip/tuck, you either shit or you get off the pan. :)
lol.
17. HughJorganthethird - January 24, 2006 6:17 AM
Hey Jude
Don't be afraid
take a small dick
and make it bigger
remember
to not fuck all the nannies
then you'll begin
to make it better
(apologies to John Lennon)
18. Spindoc - January 24, 2006 8:03 AM
Oh Great, another story about the "Nick and Jessica" of Britain. Yay!
19. Inquintessence - January 24, 2006 8:51 AM
However stupid they both are, Sienna is gorgeous.
She could do much better.
20. Tink - January 24, 2006 9:32 AM
The best part is that he has a small one... He's cute, but if he's a cheater and not even very good in bed... she's better off without him.
21. ESQ - January 24, 2006 9:44 AM
Superficial you said it best, "This isn’t the kind of news that makes you wonder if Hell has frozen over. What makes this saga so compelling is that the inevitable outcome was obvious to everyone but them."
I could not have said it better.
22. ESQ - January 24, 2006 10:00 AM
I saw pictures of his small schwantz. A small schwantz only goes so far until you are seen for what you are really, an asshole.
23. SMF121490 - January 24, 2006 4:05 PM
Its really time to call it quits Permanently. These two can't agree on what color the sky is. One of them is over controlling. And, the other can't seem to keep their private parts from straying. This couple reminds me of Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant.
24. shorepauly - January 24, 2006 4:19 PM
Ever heard of shrinkage? And since when is Sienna in Layer Cake?
25. derekd - January 24, 2006 8:50 PM
LMAO. I thinks it so funny how SF won't let that penis pic die down. YOU GO SUPERFICIAL!!
26. beejust - January 24, 2006 9:04 PM
I cannot stand Jude Law but I don't think his penis is that small. Sorry. It's ugly but not that small.
27. QuiteFrog - January 24, 2006 11:27 PM
Yeah well he's still got an uncut penis and I'd rather do George Clooney anyday over Jude Law :D :D ;)
28. Tania - January 25, 2006 2:21 AM
I have 5 words for Jude: "I was in the pool!"
29. Some1Special - January 25, 2006 12:10 PM
Ewww i just saw the penis pics, he is uncircumsized thats just nasty, i prefer the firemans helmet, rather then the firmans hose...
30. HollyJ - January 25, 2006 10:51 PM
It IS small. S M A L L !
Men who say it isn't small say that because theirs is just as small.
Women who say it isn't small say that because they've clearly had an unfortunate string of lovers hung like a light-switch.
Men, make a note: When the head is 50% OR MORE of the entire weight and length of your penis, it's time to keep it covered in public.
31. HollywoodSnark - December 14, 2006 1:39 PM
geez sienna, what does it take to drop him? he's not that great.....http://hollywoodsnark.com