Jan 20 2006Jessica Simpson has something in common with you

She has the personality of a puddle.

A boobalicious puddle, though, to be sure.

Personality? Who said anything about that? We're talking about boobs, and there's no denying hers are World Class. Ass too, for that matter.

She's definitly had some work done to them!! Atleast a lift after all that weight loss. I used to be a fan, but not anymore, she's just too celebrity now.

My favorite Jessica boob quotes come from her father..who seems to fascinated with her lovely pair.
You know he hates Ashlee because of her average tits..it's great.

Didn't you guys post Ashlee Simpson saying almost the exact same thing about her breasts a while back?

Is their father oogling their boobs and brainwashing them or something?

She represents alot of why the Feminist/Womens Movement will never progress, and it makes me sad to see and hear otherwise intelligent people gush all over her. Since when has an idiot (fake) blonde with big tits been huge news that must be reported? Maybe it's b/c I've lived in TX and Cali; I've just had my fill of dumb, fake blondes and big tits, who cares!? Tits are bags of fat and tissues, why are they a big deal at all? I have 36DDs and they just get in the way! I can't find shirts that close all the way, can't wear cute little spaghetti strap tops, etc. Fuck this bitch!

Boobs are boring.

Substitute "boobs" for "warts" and this post is way funnier.

I thought she was going to say "Breathing"

Kill me. Please.

I love her boobs too. I would want to use them as a mouth accessory.

Envy is ugly, ladies, and it won't make your boobs bigger. And after all, isn't that what we all want?

"I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They're not too big, not too small. They're just perfect." - Ashlee Simpson

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/07/ashlee_simpson_has_issues_1.html

Wow, her friends must have consisted of one package of hostess sno-balls if her boobs were bigger than them.

This is too similar to Ashlee's comment that I find it hard to believe that both sisters said it. I've always thought Jessica had world-class knockers, but SoCalGal420 reminded me that tits are simply "bags of fat and tissues," which suddenly made her rack seem about as appealing as a pair of big fat man boobs.

In other words: "omg the only thing I ever had were boobs, but I didn't realise that when showing them I could get jobs up until now!" This girl is so stupid and talantless. Any stripper you find from any strip club would be 100 times smarter, prettier and surely less slutty. It's sad, really.

A lot of women like to slam men for being obsessed with their own genitals. Joe Crotch-Grabber, meet your female counterpart, Jessica. Or Ashlee. Or Jennifer Love-Hewitt. And Jess shouldn't brag too much. I've seen pics of her in a dress without any "support", and there's definately a sag factor involved.

I agree with Poster # 1. A puddle sums it up.

Poster # 14. Ashlee Simpson? Come on now. Ashlee is a boot and will always be one. She is like the tissue paper Jessica uses to wipe her nose with.

Hey, she said it, not me.

they twisted her words.. typical..

Yeah...we'd all have nice boobs too if we had a top surgeon in Hollywood fix them. If anyone actually believes those tits are real, you are really blind. She used to have the saggiest tits on earth. When she lost all that weight, they became even saggier and then she got the implants. You're not fooling anyone Jessica. And why on earth is she making comments like that anyways? She's absolutely repulsive. I'm definitely not JEALOUS (first of all...jealous of what?) cause I have very big boobs and that is how I know hers are fake. And whoever said her ass was nice must be on crack cause it's the flattest ass I've ever seen on a woman. Dukes Posters = butt padding and airbrushing.

aw i love jessica. every educated feminist bone in my body tells me i should detest her, but theres just something i find adorable. she reminds me a bit of marilyn monroe....the vulnerability or somethin.

of course she has none of marilyns talent. and she hasnt shagged a kennedy. yet.

Her Daddy said she has nice boobs too.

This family is starting to really, seriously sicken me.

Leave Jennifer Love out of it.
She's my favorite sweetheart.

Get this cunt and her fat-ass tits out of my face.

as long as there are men on the planet, women like Jessica will never need a personality.

I really don't like her at all. She's changed so much over the years, but her singing voice is overly breathy and dramatic. I hope she stays single for a very long time & doesn't reproduce. And p.s. there's a typo...it should say specifically, not spefically.

Jessica Simpson's boobs = her career. So she should def. appreciate them.

Hm. Yes. No wonder she adores her breasts. It's not like she has anything else going for her. Like talent. Or brains.

As long as she shows her boobies, and doesn't open her mouth...but i don;t think thats possible.

She wouldn't be the mega star she is now without her trademark perfect rack. That is mostly what attracts her male fans, not her acting or singing.

Please, you were never afraid to show your boobs Jessica. Why do celebs always think they have to have a sad story?

I'm not impressed with her chest.

After loosing all of that weight they shrank. They aren't any larger than Scarlett Johanssons

agreed with 'thatsmyname'...I highly doubt miss simpson ever had a problem with her breasts. Although I'm loathe to describe them as perfect...they're large for her frame and she comes across as quite cartoony

I'm no fan of hers, but there's just no winning for her, no matter WHAT she says or does....

If she says "Oh I hate my breasts.." people would crucify her with the whole "I hate when beautiful women whine about their bodies--the bitches!" thing...

So she admits she likes them, and people crucify her for that too.

Perhaps she should just stand and say nothing, just to be safe. Of course, then people crucify her for being an idiot with nothing to say.

God, I'm glad I'm not in her boobs... er.. shoes...

For all the people dissing on Jessica - what is the big deal? It seems like you're awfully worked up over nothing. If she's so dumb and annoying, why are you spending your time looking at her and reading about her. Really - get a life.

Does anyone else remember a Farside cartoon with a goofy girl lying in bed thinking "I think I really like vanilla..."?

I love the enivitable "If she's so dumb and annoying, why are you spending your time looking at her and reading about her. Really - get a life " comment that pops up almost every day. Get a life? Hello? If your so smart and leading such an interesting life why the fuck are you reading the SuperF? What you should be reading is the dictonary. Look up "irony" see if you can wrap your big brain around the concept before you make anymore annoying posts Einstien.

"Boobs are boring."

You bet they are ... as long as "boring" is a synonym for "something that makes men as big and hard as a cannon."

It's interesting that her boobs were actually bigger than her friends in school. That would make for some very small friends, or some very, very big boobs. We're talking bigger than Kitten Natividad big.

You never hear celebrities say anyting truthful, like, "My left boob looks like an old sock with an orange in it and my right one looks like a undercooked fried egg." Now THAT would be refreshing!!

:::yawn::: What, did she invent the wheel? Most women have got what she's got -- we just don't put ours up for sale.

One thing this chick knows is how to get the media in a shark-like frenzy. Talking about her boobs will do it.

Wow Jessica
Could you get any dumber.

Ya right. Had them in school. -They perform plastic surgery in school now?

wow, we're soul mates - i love her breasts too - http://hollywoodsnark.com