Jan 23 2006Jennifer Lopez may be pregnant
A source says that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have been doing “tons of shopping” for baby clothes lately. Either they're having a baby or Marc lost his naughty clothes.
“He was at Fred Segal last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120,” says a source. “He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift — that he intended to use it — but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you.” The source says that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well.
I guess congratulations are in order. Particularly to Jennifer, for not having a heart attack when Lurch was bouncing around on top of her. As I recall, the proper thing to do at this point is strip Jennifer naked and sacrifice her at the altar of Azazoth to purify the demon-seed. But then again, maybe Satan's Whores 5 isn't supposed to be a documentary. Hmmm, maybe I should've thought of that before that whole mess with the chickens.
Reader Comments
1. uncommonamerican - January 23, 2006 9:38 AM
What the hell? Hasn't J. Lo heard of abortion before? This is exactly what abortion was invented for - to rid the world of ugly, untalented babies.
2. Shaun - January 23, 2006 9:38 AM
Good Morning People! I waited all weekend for the next week of celeb grit and bs. :D
The celeb "lets get prego" phaze is commencing. Any bids on who's the next hollywood attention whore to get knocked up?
Paris Hilton? Gawd, forbid.
Jennifer Aniston? . . . lol
Scarlett Johansson? . . . ok bad one.
3. Larry - January 23, 2006 9:54 AM
Hopefully J-Lo is pregnant with siamese twins -- one egg implanted by Jessica Simpson, the other by Paris Hilton, both inseminated by Brad Pitt. The resulting monster would make life much easier for the tabloids:
"Par-Jess Lo-Pitt to star in reality show in which she has to live as a baboon on the Serengeti armed with nothing but a tape dispenser."
Carmen Elektra and Britney Spears could be the god-parents.
4. ESQ - January 23, 2006 10:36 AM
Who cares? Maybe her expanding stomach will make her ass less fat looking. Or she will turn out like Violet from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
5. rachel - January 23, 2006 10:50 AM
I thought we were done with J Lo a couple of years ago?
6. hafaball - January 23, 2006 11:12 AM
Wow, for the longest time I thought she was unable to have a child. My only guess is she killed some woman, stole her uterus, and forced Anthony to impregnate her. I mean, If affleck;s super semen didn't get her pregnant, i don;t know what could... O.o
7. LOOKWHATICANDO - January 23, 2006 11:46 AM
Hey uncommonamerican, that's not right, Jennifer really really really, wants kids, really,, lol
8. amma - January 23, 2006 12:25 PM
...I'm just glad someone pointed out that her husband is weird. He DOES look like Lurch! An anorexic Lurch...
9. Jayne - January 23, 2006 12:35 PM
yeah, I thought, like Tom Cruise, she wasn't able to have children.
Science is marvelous.
10. SuperSpence - January 23, 2006 12:36 PM
One day the Pitt-Jolie baby is going to have to kill the Anthony-J.Lo baby. It's inevitable. They are destined to be enemies forever, one fighting for truth and justice, the other seeking to undermind and destroy all that is good in the world. The Pitt-Jolie offspring will prevail, ushering in a world of peace and prosperity for the next 10,000 years.
11. sammygirl - January 23, 2006 1:41 PM
I can already envision chinchilla-lined diapers for the kid.
12. derekd - January 23, 2006 2:10 PM
Jennifer who?
13. Sara=hater - January 23, 2006 2:36 PM
Didn't take that long, did it?
14. Evangelia - January 23, 2006 2:49 PM
I think she looks really sexy in this picture...kind of a latina Brigitte Bardot with the bedhead and parted lips. Even though I hate it when people categorize J. Lo, Shakira, Jessica Alba et. all as the "latina" anything. lol
15. Tracy - January 23, 2006 3:25 PM
I can't wait to see her try to take off the baby weight. No easy task, my friends....
16. escapevelocity - January 23, 2006 5:50 PM
marc anthony was actually married to a Miss Universe champion-winner-whatever. Dayanara Torres, also puerto rican. she appeared in Frankie J's "More Than Words" video. marc anthony cheated on her with J-Lo. lol, like anyone really cares.
17. escapevelocity - January 23, 2006 5:51 PM
i thought my mom was the only one who says he looks like a skeleton.
18. HughJorganthethird - January 23, 2006 6:44 PM
I thought she was already pregnant and carrying the tot in her ass.My mistake.
19. beautifulatrocities - January 23, 2006 7:05 PM
Great, Marc can add this one to the long line of abandoned kids he's sired with lovely & stupid bimbos.
20. HollyJ - January 23, 2006 8:58 PM
I hope she explodes to 345 pounds and starts to waddle around malls in redneck Tees like Britney.
Hey, maybe they can hang out together... They're both ignorant egomaniacs.
21. hermanita - January 24, 2006 12:09 AM
Haha the "proud to be latina from da hood" in redneck tees. That would be hilarious. ^_^. Well..all I can wish them is I hope it doesn't look like his father.
22. hermanita - January 24, 2006 12:11 AM
Btw, she seems to be trying real hard to look like Jessica Alba in the pic
23. September_bebe - January 24, 2006 12:17 AM
i like j.lo... she's beautiful and somewhat talented (hey, she has more money than you and i combined, times a million). finally shes sticking to the same guy and possibly having her first kid... good for her!
24. sjb16 - January 24, 2006 10:47 AM
Marc Anthony looks like Skeletor!
25. hermanita - January 24, 2006 6:10 PM
she has more money then me and you, because she's a slut and slept with a million guys and got millions and she's sticking to marc anthony because he's ugly and knows he doesn't deserve her, so he won't leave her like a normal man when he sees that she can't have any kids and has herpese all over her vagina. But she is light on the eyes, yeah.
26. mommy_long_legs - January 25, 2006 5:02 AM
Do you think she will decorate the baby's room in all white and command everyone not to make eye contact with it?
27. kylieer - January 25, 2006 12:24 PM
HAHAHA #26! I love it. Will she expect all the delivery staff to wear white and play her songs and perform her 'dance' numbers while delivering? I am sure she will want white rose petals spread all over the delivery room floor....ahhhh The QUEEN is giving birth - allll bow down.
28. Badass - January 26, 2006 12:43 PM
marc anthony has a penis??