Jan 16 2006I Watch Stuff! live blogs The Golden Globes

I thought of this picture when i first saw the woman in red.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/01/garfield2.jpg

"I can see her lyin’ back in her satin dress

In a room where ya do what ya don’t confess

Sundown ya better take care

If I find you been creepin’ ’round my back stairs"

Apology accepted and then some!

I think they gave up on live blogging very quickly, but with a pic like that you're still forgiven.

She is an interesting girl.

But the push up bras are tired.

False advertising is really a waste of everyone's time.

How about Clooney trying to make some political jab,
thanking a corrupt lobby boy named 'Abramoff'?

LOL

Scarlett, you are my density.

you guys might have to pick up the slack, the i watch stuff! people stopped reporting pretty early. I guess they got bored of the golden globes and watched porn or something.

Here is Michelle Williams as a purple puffy wuffy...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2788406703.jpg

Looks aas if the Paparazzi just shouted 'bend over and show your cleavage...'

But is this another push up?

Time to buy some stock in 'Wonder Bra INC.'

here is HK getting a kiss from her Husband...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r788343284.jpg

Another view of Scarlett...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1560338011.jpg

Is that her real name?

SWANK is alone...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga28901170240

That blog was about as live as the 'surprise' that was moving at the back of my fridge - AFTER I poured the Javex on it. ( ie they left at the first commercial)

And didn't Ms. Paltrow suggest she would never return to the USA?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r281344982.jpg

Celebrating Capitalist Film Making?

Tisk, tisk, tisk...

THOSE ARE THE FAKEST TITTIES THAT HAVE EVER BEEN PLASTERED TO A RIBCAGE! Pam Anderson is probably at home bitch-slapping herself because her tits don't look as fake as Scarlett's. "Dammit! I thought mine were the fakEST! Now Scarlett's in on my title!" :::pouty lip:::

This is one of the most overrated in Film History in my jaded opinion...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/ggw11201170231

Ms. Reese is making big bucks, and I have yet to see why...

This is a side view of the Scarlett breast-dress...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga27401170221

Gravity has no power over this actress...

YOU said Holly J...

I remember when girls used socks...

Here is Ms. Zellweger alone again...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1421377227.jpg

Lonely, oh so lonely...

I understand her real name was not Scarlett but Jo-Jo. Woody Allen advised her to change it - or else to move into more 'slap-stick' films. She picked a classic film for a handle - but who gives a damn

Proof that MC will were clothes to a big event...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1673396283.jpg

Okay, Geena Davis won for a show, I believe no one watches, with an overt political message...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r699608574.jpg

Did ABC pay for this award?

MC is getting so scarey - she reminds me of women I've dated....

Who is this?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/1905/e011645ajpg

YIKES...

Hint - I think she has a hand in her pocket

LOL Binky!

Why was she at this event?

She is getting wide...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23701170135

Boymoto - this site is going a bit Brokeback - I'm outta here !!

A near naked actress here...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1897176541.jpg

LOL

Later Binky...

This looks like another paid for by the networks award.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r3994914715.jpg

please...

Mandy Moore is an actress?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga24201170147

Okay, the hottest Woman in Hollywood in my opinion...

Even if this photo doesn't due her justice...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r2294276423.jpg

Straps?

or is it a trap?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/482/gga23101170127

but not low enough for some...

Something tells me, Pam is not going to age well.

There is something scary developing here...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r1765176713.jpg

And one last look at SC...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060117/ids_photos_en/r140598435.jpg

She's always had a big set, though, right?

And it's not like she's Lindsay-Lohan-skinny-with-giant-breasts, either.

*chubby girl with big hooters knows how it works*

Scarlett Johansson has hair of spun gold and lips that look very wet, as if caked with spittle. Her face speaks of much pampering, like a fancy lad's. I think her breasts are enormous, and they really are worthy of presenting to readers of The Superficial as an apology or for any reason, actually. She must have lots of talent to look so weathy and well-maintained. Lots and lots of talent.

In response to post #22 by boymoto: Though not a fan of hers, I recognized the face of "Yikes" as Alanis Morissette. The caption beside her photo confirms it.

She had a FULL set, but not a horizontal-bubble-twice-the-size-of-her-ass set. She was attractive before, with good boobs, but then she had to go and stuff two pumpkins under her pectorals. WTF?

I don't get these girls at all... So pretty already, but it's just not enough...

I guess L.A. does this to them. Sad, really.

um, so i love this site, but why do they keep kissing the ass of i watch stuff? that site's not funny. is it the same writer? just wondering if anyone knows..

Well, another Hollywood awards show that I didn't watch. Is it any wonder that Geena won for a show that is doomed to be cancelled and that Brokeback Mountain garnered 4 awards. More proof that the Hollywood establishment is drifting farther and farther from reality.

The shots of SJ are definely HOT but why does Renee Zellwiger always look like she is sucking a lemon?

Is it just me or is everyone pregnant? Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz, Debbie Mazur, Mira Sorvino, Debra Messing and Mariah Carey . . . oh, wait, the last two are just fat. Oh, and what happened to Penelope Cruz's hair . . . it's like a helmet. And doesn't Johnny Depp's wife look like Kate Moss ala ten years ago when she was waify and sickly looking? And was Gwyneth talking with a foreign accent or does she always sound like that?

Did Scarlett get a new pair of breasts or has she invested a lot of money in push ups?

Scarlett looks pleased with herself. If I were a guy, I guess I'd hit it, but she probably calls out her own name in bed.

This has to be one of the worst GGs in terms of fashion. The most frightful of the red carpet images:

-Froofy dresses
-Nearly-neon green gowns (a-la Ziyi Zhang)
-Reese in a getup that made her look like a frumpy 50s housewife
-Debra Messing's draperies
-Alanis Morissette and her blond hair (doesn't work whatsoever unless it's for a movie role, then I'd forgive her)
-Michelle Williams and her grape cotton candy -Mimi O'Donnell's maternity dress (not even pregnant as far as I know)
-Gwyneth, who looked terrible all around
-Pamela Anderson's 80s cocktail frock

Ugh. I'll stop there.

I'm all about riffing on celebs but I find it hard to believe that this many people watched the Golden Globes. Aren't these the awards voted on by people in prison? Anyways guys thanks for brightening my day, it makes me feel good knowing even with my fucked up life I still wasn't fucked up enough to watch this shit.

Allthough I was hopping Scarlett would tit-box Paltrow to unconciousness...

Frankly Scarlett, you give me a huge ham.

I loved George Clooney thanking Jack Abramoff in his speech, "Thanks for getting things rolling!"

haha

Golden Globes, meet Ivory Globes...

Yes Holly J perhaps they are fake but I have since overcome my dislike for phony boobies. The main reason? Because they won't be knockin' her knees at 40. Her boobies would look much better with my pearl necklace adorned right above them. And they are perfect for producing that pearl necklace.

I heard Mira Sorvino had some serious old yella kickin' on her teeth.

Seriously, Shaun (#1), Gordon Lightfoot?

How could I forget?!?! God she looks really hot there. I need to see an ass shot for a thorough rating but from that angle she's pulling a 9 outta 10. WTG Scarlett! I'm sure you will be ecstatic when you hear the news!

I don't care if her boobs are real or not, at least they're not grotesque (ala Tara Reid or Pammy). I think Scarlett is fucking hot, she intrigues me, she's my new girl crush. I like it that she looks voluptuous compared to HoHan and others, her face is not cookie-cutter-she's beautiful and she knows it. You're only young once, own it.

whoa, those are some golden globes she's got http://hollywoodsnark.com