January 20, 2006
Howard Stern is not "very gay"
Nope. But he did get a nose job and had fat sucked out of his face. Very gay? No. Very vain? Well...
American shock jock Howard Stern has admitted having a nose job and liposuction in the first of a series of on-air revelations designed to promote his new Satellite radio show.The 52-year-old star confessed yesterday to surgery to remove a bump from his nose, and fat-reduction procedures to shrink his double chin. But the funnyman has hidden his cosmetic surgery secret until now fearing people would think him "very gay."
I think it's very presumptuous to question someone's sexuality over them getting plastic surgey. If they own a pair of capri pants, yeah. If they bought every solo album by Cowboy from The Village People, ok maybe. If they are the co-star of "Booty Bandit 3," dress up in women's underwear, wear bright red lipstick and Lee press on nails, probably not. Because a lot of people do that.
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Comments
1. Posted by Katie on January 20, 2006 1:44 PM
Looks like he also got rid of that turkey neck!He looks alot better now,still ugly but a little better.
2. Posted by HollyJ on January 20, 2006 1:53 PM
When you start off as the ugliest piece of living product that has ever existed in all known and unknown universes, it's pretty easy to look "better" with surgery. I mean, he started at the lowest possible threshold.
He's still nastier than Spear's vaginal worms.
3. Posted by uncommonamerican on January 20, 2006 1:58 PM
If plastic surgery makes you gay it explains a lot about Michael Jackson.
4. Posted by Spindoc on January 20, 2006 2:09 PM
Yeah, Howard thinks that platic surgery is gay....but he still got it. Just proves he can't stick with his convictions. Gotta say that th nose looks better and he did the right thing and didn't go too far with it like some people do. (Hello Melanie Griffith, Robert Redford, Bruce Jenner etc...)
5. Posted by mrschickee on January 20, 2006 2:12 PM
Right on about Bruce Jenner, Spindoc. I saw him "figure skating" the other night, he looks like the friggin' Crypt Keeper.
6. Posted by SuperSpence on January 20, 2006 2:22 PM
"If they are the co-star of "Booty Bandit 3," dress up in women's underwear, wear bright red lipstick and Lee press on nails, probably not. Because a lot of people do that."
REPLY: Whew! It'll be a relief not to live my life in the shadows any longer.
7. Posted by Larry on January 20, 2006 2:39 PM
Howard who? Oh yeah, former celebrity Howard Stern.
Here's the definition of loser: someone who signed onto satellite radio just to hear Howard Stern make fart jokes.
8. Posted by Shaun on January 20, 2006 3:15 PM
It's Howard Stern. Really, who can make fun of the guy? His entire life was an open book to the public almost from day one.
Lipo or nose job. It doesn't matter. It's Howard Stern.
9. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on January 20, 2006 3:16 PM
If he's gonna go speand money on plastic surgery, he should at least make himself look less like Killer the condor from the Looney Toons.
10. Posted by ESQ on January 20, 2006 3:51 PM
Does anyone think his girl Beth Ostrosky looks like Sunset Thomas? I swear they can pass for sisters. As for his plastic surgery, what he did was so minor, it is almost like you would not consider it plastic surgery. Compared to a certain Michael Jackson. Who cares...
11. Posted by The RZA on January 20, 2006 5:51 PM
Once I had a sex dream about Howard Stern, it was really disturbing and I am now scarred for life.
12. Posted by Jayne on January 20, 2006 6:05 PM
"But the funnyman has hidden his cosmetic surgery secret until now fearing people would think him "very gay."
Since when does Stern feel fear?
...that seems like such an oxymoron to me.
Or he really is just some other shmuck with a big mouth.
13. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 20, 2006 6:09 PM
His new show on Sirius is fucking awesome. Much better than what he had on free radio.
14. Posted by ESQ on January 20, 2006 6:58 PM
Captain Awesome, I totally agree with you. Ever since I got my Sirius, I cannot go back to terrestrial radio ever again.
15. Posted by derekd on January 20, 2006 11:36 PM
Any moron that think Howard's show is just about dick and fart jokes, hasn't ever really listened to the show. It is by far the most honest show radio or tv ever. They pull no punches on celebrity interviews. If you are a fan of this site and dislike Howard Stern you completely contradict yourself. A lot of his show consists of picking celebrities apart. He'll be quick to tell a celeb bitch that she has vagitosis or if a guy has a rug on his head. Who else would have the balls to do that? I recently purchased the Sirius Satellite radio and it is worth every penny. I can listen to music the way it was suppose to be listen to and I don't have to be babysat by the F.C.C. Terrestial radio, another great example of the "Land of the Free". BABABOOEY!!!FAFAFOHI!!
16. Posted by alepore on January 21, 2006 11:48 AM
Ummmmm, derekd is wrongd. I was a 15 year Stern listener and he is not close to being "the most honest show" ever or you would have known about all the revelations in the first place. I have been listening to Opie and Anthony on XM for the past year and their show is better than anything Howard has done in the past 10 years. Howard is good, O&A is gooder.
17. Posted by alepore on January 21, 2006 11:58 AM
Also mr. d, how many times have you truly heard Howard pull no punches during a celebrity interview? If he was truly honest and pulled no punches, no celebrity would ever want to come on his show. It's just common sense. His celebrity interviews are actually what make his show decent but don't tell me Howard would tell Julia Roberts she is a bitch and has vagitosis. Hell, Shatner was on all the time and never mentioned his rug. Please. He has celebrity interviews because he does not cross that line. And please don't mistake a real celebrity with some stripper or High Pitch Eric. Yes, he will tell those people anything he wants.
18. Posted by TommyO on January 21, 2006 12:01 PM
Howards show (since the switch to Sirius) kicks the f**king sh*t out of Opie and Anthony. They couldn't wipe Howard's ass. So NO, actually, ALEPORE is wrong.
19. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 21, 2006 12:51 PM
O&A? hahahaha
Like Tommy said O%A couldnt wipe his ass.
20. Posted by ESQ on January 21, 2006 1:39 PM
I used to listen to O & A up until they were kicked off terrestrial radio when they pulled that stunt of sex in public places at St. Patrick's Cathedral on Madison Ave here in NYC. Not being a religious person but I was appalled of how stupid those two could be. I personally lost interest in them afterwards.
Give me Howard Stern any day; at least he knows when he has gone too far. Remember he made the move voluntarily to Sirius – O & A were two out of work bastards with no jobs, it was XM or standing in Manhattan on the corner handing out flyers for the rest of their lives.
21. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 21, 2006 3:18 PM
Howard Stern sucks and looks like one of my philosophy professers in college who just smoked weed and then insulted Republicans for a few hours in a classroom while trying to impress young colleged coeds. Hes kind of like the Two Live Crew. All that cussing and nudity is funny and creative at first, but as you get older, it is just plain ridiculous..no matter how much money you make and how many bimbos you get to sleep with.
22. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 21, 2006 3:19 PM
Howard Stern sucks and looks like one of my philosophy professers in college who just smoked weed and then insulted Republicans for a few hours in a classroom while trying to impress young colleged coeds. Hes kind of like the Two Live Crew. All that cussing and nudity is funny and creative at first, but as you get older, it is just plain ridiculous..no matter how much money you make and how many bimbos you get to sleep with.
23. Posted by blackblackheart on January 22, 2006 1:25 PM
YYyyyup...
My dad is wrote a movie script about this putz..
My dad is a putz...
*rolls eyes*
24. Posted by blackblackheart on January 22, 2006 1:26 PM
oh oh and also.. in that picture, his nose looks like Voldemort's in Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire...
Freaking creepy...
25. Posted by Don'tPanic on January 22, 2006 3:36 PM
Comment #9- hilarious!!
26. Posted by derekd on January 22, 2006 6:10 PM
Ok maybe I exaggerrated the openess of his show but O&A? LMAO! Who the hell have they interviewed? I'd rather listen to Bubba The Love Sponge. Of course Stern doesn't cross EVERY line. Like before mentioned no one would come on(of any signifigance anyways). But he still gets known celebrities to reveal things they wouldn't even had bother to asked at conventional interviews. O&A's stunt that got them kicked off terrestial wasn't even that funny. They suck.
27. Posted by Tracie on January 23, 2006 7:49 PM
Did anyone hear Howard interview Martha Stewart's daughter, Alexis, this morning? Or hear him call out "supermodel" Rachel Hunter for what she really was?
I bought Sirius because I love to LAUGH, and Howard guarantees that each and every day. Artie, Robin, Fred from Mars, and Flah-Flah-Flowley are all hysterical. Anyone who doesn't "get" the humour (and it's SO NOT all about bodily functions!) shouldn't be listening anyway...it's your loss, not ours.
28. Posted by tareesa on August 19, 2006 3:07 PM
Tracie is definitely right that anyone who can bash Howard and his show, definitely does not get the humor. So frankly they probly shouldn't listen to his show.
Howard, Artie and gang provide the ultimate entertainment, and laughing is guaranteed, thats what the show is about.
And as for people trashing his looks, Howard would be the FIRST one to tell you that he is not the most attractive person in the world, but who cares? If you ever were a true fan, you would know He is funny and actually very sweet. All of his shticks are purely for entertainment.
So get over yourselves and GET SIRIUS.
HOWARD AND ARTIE AND BABABOOEY ROCK!!!!