January 26, 2006
Gwen Stefani walks the dog

These are some pics of Gwen Stefani. I think. They might be pics of a woman who woke up on the losing end of "dress the drunk". The kind of woman who kids walk by, wrinkle their noses at and say "mommy, she smells like tinkles." She's supposedly walking her dog, but in that first pic the dog seems to have acquired the power of invisibility. Unfortunately Gwen does not possess the same power.
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Comments
1. Posted by 32writer on January 26, 2006 9:48 AM
She looks ridiculous, as usual.
2. Posted by Shaun on January 26, 2006 9:50 AM
The latest Hollywood fashion. Nice.
In the pic to the left, as you say, if these are Gwen; she looks blasted still from the night before. 80's for life.
3. Posted by Smackage on January 26, 2006 9:55 AM
this look is like raggedy ann meets lazy housewife. even sweatpants and a stained sweatshirt would be better than this!!
4. Posted by lebowski on January 26, 2006 10:00 AM
I would let this outfit slide if it weren't for the scarf and the shoes... or legwarmers or whatever the hell they are.
5. Posted by wtfdidyoujustsay on January 26, 2006 10:04 AM
Well, this outfit sucks, yes. But it's SOOOO much better than when pregnant women walk around with their bellies hanging out for everyone to see...that's just gross.
6. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 26, 2006 10:08 AM
That ain't no holla back dog.
7. Posted by adrock2xander on January 26, 2006 10:19 AM
She looks really fat in that outfit...
My guess? She wolfed the dog and flushed it down with a pint of beer...
Hey PapaHotNuts ya famous! 15 seconds of fame in my blog! Or is the fame not enough to rid you of cocks and get you some pussy instead?
8. Posted by ESQ on January 26, 2006 10:36 AM
Inspite of what comment #5 said. Pregnant women belly shirts would be far better than this disater of an outfit. Gwen has a smokin' body, does she need to cover it with a hideous disguise? It looks like she is incognito.
9. Posted by rachel on January 26, 2006 10:37 AM
I think her face is absolutely beautiful no matter what. On the other hand, her outfit looks like she just went dumpster diving.
10. Posted by Sheva on January 26, 2006 10:50 AM
Her outfit although a colorless odd, remains superior to sweats of any kind. At least she has the modesty to actually keep herself covered in her condition.
I'd settle for that any day. And some women need to employ that standard who aren't pregnant too.
11. Posted by amma on January 26, 2006 11:01 AM
You know, she's pregnant, she's a rock star...It could be a lot worse. I mean, when your dog's gotta go...its not like you have time to choose extra accessories.
Gwen so kicks ass, even on a bad day!
12. Posted by LindaParson on January 26, 2006 11:24 AM
Has she lost all of her fucking money and become a hobo? Because that's sure as hell what it looks like!
13. Posted by Georgia on January 26, 2006 11:34 AM
I don't know why Mary Kate gets made fun of and Gwen escapes criticism.
She dresses like a clown from the barrios.
And she wears too much make up.
Other than that I like her.
14. Posted by 32writer on January 26, 2006 11:37 AM
Re comment #9: I’m not saying she’s ugly, but she wears so much makeup that it’s hard to tell how she really looks. I’m not a fan of that’s powered look.
15. Posted by PapaHotNuts on January 26, 2006 11:41 AM
I guess I'm obligated to respond to your comment "adrock2xander". You really are great with words. You're attempt to insult me will go down in history as remarkably pitiful. I hope you have read the comments posted on your own blog. Quite a fan base you have there, except most don't like you. As far as not having a URL posted, I don't feel the need to advertise myself, or the interesting day I had the Australian Open like you so graciously shared with the world.
And I'm sure you would like to think I was overweight or homosexual so you wouldn't be alone in the world, but I'm in the gym 5 days a week and I don't frequent the buffets as you obviously do. Stick to posting on the topics featured on The Superficial and try not to get into a pissing match with people who are here just having a good time. No go find your pink boa and some high heels, grab you a triple cheeseburger, and pluck your eyebrows. Have fun at the tennis match. I preparing for the Steelers game this weekend.
16. Posted by lowtalker on January 26, 2006 11:44 AM
I dunno about anyone else, but I was lmmfao @ "mommy she smells like tinkles" Comedic genius, I tell ya!
17. Posted by jenjen on January 26, 2006 11:49 AM
Outta the mouths of babes, pretty sad when my 2yr old daughter climbs on my lap and says "who's this" i say "gwen" she says "that's not gwen, that's a monster mommy" NUFF SAID (music still rocks)
18. Posted by adrock2xander on January 26, 2006 11:57 AM
Steelers schmeelers...dont know who they are...another one of your North American sport no where else in the world cares about?
You're homophobic...no prizes for guessin who wins Freak of the Year award now...
19. Posted by Spindoc on January 26, 2006 12:01 PM
She dresses like Mary Kate Olsen with Boobs.
20. Posted by Brandi on January 26, 2006 12:13 PM
Come on stripes, animal print, and table cloth pattern all at once??? Talk about a recipe for success.
21. Posted by archyros on January 26, 2006 12:20 PM
Hey Papa, that's [u]next[/u] weekend.
Go Steelers, go Steelers!
And hey, all pregnant women need to show their bellies, it is so hot! Get rid of the hobo clothes! Where's the hip-huggers???
22. Posted by Tracie on January 26, 2006 12:21 PM
Yes, because of the pregnancy, Gwen now actually HAS boobs. I can't agree to her being "lovely" because you only ever see her with straw-like bleached hair and spackled on make-up. That outfit is supposed to be "hobo-chic". If doggy was actually in a rush to go potty, then why did Gwen take all the time to use the putty knife applying her make-up? Perhaps she wakes up at 4am every day to prepare herself for fear that Gavin will one day see her without the mask and run away.
23. Posted by Badass on January 26, 2006 12:33 PM
she skinned the dog and is wearing it around her neck. she really needs a light in her closet
24. Posted by Jayne on January 26, 2006 12:43 PM
dewd, she looks fine.
It's better than wearing a bikini while being pregnant or some baby t-shirt like Brit use to.
25. Posted by Kelly on January 26, 2006 12:56 PM
You all a bunch of haters. Yes this isn't an appealing outfit, so what? I mean not like you guys are a bunch os style natzy. This girl has style even though it's her own. I can respect that she always had her own flavor and style and doesn't care what people think, I mean she has her own clothing line. Also I can respect that Beyonce learned how to act urban from Gwen.
26. Posted by melificent on January 26, 2006 12:58 PM
With regards to post number 10, WTH do you mean by "her condition"??!!?!?! This is 2006, for goodness, not back in the dark ages when a woman was sent into "confinement" during her pregnancy! Sure, her outfit is a bit odd, but if she wanted to parade around town in a bikini "in her condition," MORE POWER TO HER!
27. Posted by Bridie20 on January 26, 2006 1:09 PM
Compared to almost every other Hollywood pregnancy lately, i.e. Angelina. . . Gwen is behaving marvelously. She seems to be taking it easy (not fainting on set or looking like a skeleton) and seems to be a private and graceful mother-to-be. Has anyone seen the hideous guy from O-Town's pregnant girl on that MTV show? Well in Monday's episode, she described her bed rest order as "chillin" then went MIA for three hours the next morning. I'm glad that Gwen is using this time to focus on her and her baby's health and not how much more famous it can make her!
28. Posted by JudithJetson on January 26, 2006 1:31 PM
First of all, I misread the headline and thought it read - Gwen Stefani IS a dog..... wow, truer words never spoken.
1) Wanna know how she allegedly got knocked up since we all know she is really a man.
2) Apparently the only way for her to get boobs and finally look like a woman is to get "knocked up".
3) Love the comment about how "hobo chic" she is and yet, takes the time to spackle her pancake on. I've seen her in person (unfortunately) up close and personal sans makeup, and trust me - you do not want to see her without her MASK on. I'm still in therapy from the horror.
29. Posted by Captain Awesome on January 26, 2006 1:32 PM
I'd like to know where these hobo stores exist?
30. Posted by EnergyGuru on January 26, 2006 1:41 PM
Damn, Gwen, don't let yourself go like that. Gavin's baby is not an excuse
31. Posted by Spindoc on January 26, 2006 2:22 PM
Comment # 27. I thought O-Town was dead and Burried, damn, I can't believe they ressurected part of it for another show. Crap.
32. Posted by patchuga on January 26, 2006 2:49 PM
Oh, another one of those dog owners who takes Precious Fifi off the leash. I hate that.
33. Posted by CurlyAmyGirl on January 26, 2006 2:55 PM
Who gives three craps what she wears? Who gives three craps if she's pregnant? Gwen's a gorgeous hunka-hillbilly-bag lady in those pictures.
34. Posted by blackdaisy on January 26, 2006 3:12 PM
what's the problem here people? she's just got what i think is a pretty nice dress over some jeans. those things you think are legwarmers are gaiters and plenty of people own and wear them. calling her fat when she's pregnant is like calling someone who is in the last stages of terminal illness "too skinny." and mary-kate olsen doesn't dress like a "hobo" so much as it looks a ten-year-old raided her mother's closet and is walking around with too-big everything on (sunglasses, jewelry, shoes, clothes) complete with clown-face make-up job. She might as well be going to a tea party with her stuffed animals...oh and ashley of course.
35. Posted by Craig & "em" on January 26, 2006 3:45 PM
I guess me being the "ever knowing" being that I am, I should take time out to explain these pictures. The picture on the left is PRE-CARRYOUT! The one on the right is POST-CARRYOUT! AND if I need to explain to you what's in the blue bag, then all I'll say is "WOOF"
36. Posted by Rocknrope on January 26, 2006 4:08 PM
Is she going cranberry bogging? What's with the gaiters?
37. Posted by SMF121490 on January 26, 2006 4:32 PM
I think her hormones have gotten to her from being pregnant. She can't decide what to wear that morning so she just wore it all.
38. Posted by HollyJ on January 26, 2006 5:35 PM
Her stylist should be tortured on The Rack until dead.
39. Posted by seanko on January 26, 2006 6:54 PM
The bag lady look, mix & match accessories.
40. Posted by derekd on January 26, 2006 9:22 PM
She got a Mr. Potato head nose. And she's too damn white. Milky skin does not = sexy. I'd still bang her though. 6 outta 10.
41. Posted by No_Angel on January 27, 2006 2:28 AM
She's a beautiful woman who can't dress for shit. Really, is any of that mess she's wearing fit to wash the car in? With her money, looks and sense of style you'd think that she could come up with something that doesn't make you think of your grandmother's old couch.
42. Posted by Tracy on January 27, 2006 2:34 AM
Rule #1: If you have time to trowel on a thick, creamy layer of white powder foundation and apply two coats of ruby red lipstick before walking out the door, surely you can find a moment to find something decent to wear.
On second thought... maybe she doesn't have any full-length mirrors in her house and I'm judging her too harshly. Probably not, though.
43. Posted by derekd on January 27, 2006 5:20 AM
Prego and STILL no boobies. It must be like bangin' a eleven year old cuz she has a flat ass too. Why is she like the "White Pride Trophy" or something? Everybody talks about how beautiful she is. I mean she's cute but definately not a knockout.
44. Posted by OtherwiseOccupied on January 27, 2006 8:48 AM
She kinda looks like Christina Applegate in that second picture...
45. Posted by alteaon on January 27, 2006 9:22 AM
Kudos to #32. The leash works best when the dog is in fact attached to it. Where I live a leash is required, but most people walk around with the leash in hand, like if the dog decided to run off they'd be able to intervene and put the leash on. That, and the "not my dog" argument...
Other than that I don't mind Gwen, because she does her own thing. I also think pale women can be beautiful with out looking like they were roasted on a spit.
46. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on January 27, 2006 1:01 PM
MNEH. i don't think she looks bad. i hate when she tries to look like an oversized baby doll, now she's just eccentric and comfy, big deal.
47. Posted by Precisely on January 27, 2006 3:05 PM
She has always dressed stupid. Always.
48. Posted by popcornsuite on January 28, 2006 6:19 PM
Gwen could make a burlap bag look hot, but this is too much. I am really beginning to think that celebs have no clue how to dress themselves without an assistant doing all the work. And do they realize that going out in public like this is more likely *TO* get them noticed?
49. Posted by Butters on January 28, 2006 6:31 PM
wow gwen looks ugly in these pics! i understand she's pregnant but come on! she looks like a bum! i mean gwen rocks and all but this is not her at her best..... have u guys read the article about her boob job? that thing is hilarious!
50. Posted by batteryacidqueen on January 29, 2006 2:21 PM
This outfit is from her new line of clothing...
H.A.G.G.I.S
Its the new L.A.M.B for pregnany rockers everywhere!
51. Posted by batteryacidqueen on January 29, 2006 2:26 PM
This outfit is from her new line of clothing...
H.A.G.G.I.S
Its the new L.A.M.B for pregnant rockers.
(Hirajoki girls sold seperately)
52. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 14, 2006 8:51 AM
lol, that's funny....also, when i read walk the dog, i thought she'd have yo-yo...that would be cool! http://hollywoodsnark.com