Jan 17 2006Drew Barrymore presents her Golden Globes

Her boobs are her only good quality.

Was she late for the awards show and just forgot to grab a bra before rushing out of the house? Is she back on the sauce again? Whatever the case, her love pillows are gigantic and, like many of such prodigious size, could use a little support before I tear her clothing off and reach out with my strong hands to... Uh. Hmmm. Never mind. She could use a bra. That's all I have to say.

Those are sure riding a little low. As she gets older time will do that. If she maintained a Proper Cardio routine she would be fine until the age of 55. At least.

Drew has always had a tiny frame.

HOLY SHIT!!! She could feed 15-20 Mexicians for weeks with those things!!

I would have been much nicer to all the skanky 12 year old coked out child ho-bags from grade school if I knew that they would grow up to be wealthy, famous and bra-less.

I want to fuck her in 1993. Hello Doppeldanger.

the nipples will eventually slide completely under her huge national geographic mammory. cliff-hangers if you will.

Eh, she doesn't have to wear a bra. It works.

We now know that E.T. actually means "Extra Titties." What friend told her that she looked fine and no one will notice those giant green water ballons with nipples on national television. I'd still fuck her. That ain't saying much though, I'd fuck a snake in the mouth if I could keep its head still.

Wonder if she reflashes Dave Letterman with the new enhanced funbags of love. Anyway who cares? Even in her Playboy shoot she was a shapeless little pud.

i just think it was a really fugly looking dress that was just weird

she should have worn a nice gown that you know could have enhanced them or made them look nice

I have to agree with the first comment...

But...

The question is, will she end up doing porn?

Hey...at least they are real!!!

The question is - Did she steal that dress from Robin Hood or Peter Pan?

...I could be wrong, but I think that this is just what natural bb's look like.
Say what you will about Drew...but anyone familiar with Flower Films knows she is one saavy sistah.
Love the Superficial!!!
PS> Could we get a pic of KFed's boobs? Dying of boredom @ work!

>>>Those are sure riding a little low.

They are sitting exactly where NATURAL breats of that size should sit.

God, some people are so used to seeing fake boobs with nipples in the wrong places and pushed up to the heavens that they have no fucking clue what normal breats are supposed to look like.

ug, I can't even spell breasts.

HOLY GAZUNKAS BATMAN! Mama. Mama. Hungry. Need some milk! MAMA! AWAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Boobs are cool heehehehehee

Desperation is not attractive and usually a sign of an impending fall. I hope not. I adore Drew. Smart and sexy.

Jolly Green Giant

ps: hate the dress.....she looks fine.

Nobody's saying that she should have her chest shoved up under her chin, but she should have put on a bra regardless. Save that look for the house - put on a bra if you're going to be on TV.

She had a reduction a while back too, does anyone remember??? In the early 90's. They are coming back with a vengence. But I sympathize with the sag factor, as I too was blessed/cursed with giant breasts (but I got a lift last month!) call me if you need a plastic surgeon, Drew!

Nah, they just don't sit right with me.

bra smaaa, looks like the only thing with a chance of keeping those bad boys in line is a manzier (bro).

Word on the street is that Spielberg is having Lucas's boys do an edit of the golden globes broadcasat with a CGI bra placed on Barrymore, much like the playboy spread of her he had retouched and sent out to her, that way he can sit back and watch in remembrance of the little girl that encahnted all of America in E.T.

Her boobs seem to vary in size. She's proably chunked up a bit - that waist is pretty looking pretty wide.

Guys are usually happy when girls are not wearing bras.

Men need to come to some kind of agreement as to when bras must be worn.

250 lb Lunch Lady = Must wear Bra

Hot actress = Bra optional

hoep she doesn get another reduction

Drew did have a reduction at the tender young age of 16, so those are NOT what her natural breasts would have looked like. Those nipples have been attractively placed and everything was lifted nicely. Could you imagine the nightmare before us if she hadn't had the surgery? She's only 30 years old!
The dress is terribly bland and unattractive and does nothing for the rest of her body.
Two questions: 1. Am I the only one who thinks that Drew and Jennifer Aniston attend the same school of acting*? (Aka *"I only play characters like myself")...
2. Am I the only one bothered by that terribly irritating speech impediment that she has? Check out 'Charlie's Angels': "Thith ith me kicking your ath!"

Can't sit through the mindless Charlie's Angels. But did girlfriend just inflate her breasts? How'd she do that?
They were just normal looking and normal size for a while and back way back when in Playboy.

I don't remember these Gazangas. But hey Drew, you go grrl.

The first poster is correct. Damn shame because those are some nice boobs, but she has nothing else to offer.

What a bunch of bullshit. "Chunked up", "pretty wide"??! You have got to be kidding - the girl is MAYBE a size 10/12 at the most, for Christ's sake! Yet more proof that men have no idea what a real woman looks like after being spoon-fed a diet of supermodels, porn stars, and skeleton women like Calista Flockhart and Lara Flynn Boyle. I do think a bra was a necessary item with this ill-chosen dress but that does not negate the fact that there is nothing wrong with her figure, or her brain (um..she runs her own company, dumbass, she must have some intelligence), or her boobs, which miir so kindly pointed out look the way REAL breasts do when braless. Hey Tracie, we all know you are a AAA cup. Jealous much? And real classy making fun of someone's lisp - gonna shove someone out of a wheelchair next?
DREW ROCKS!!

I would just like to say that I am a woman who is sick of other women constantly bashing the men who make comments about Drew being "fat" or her boobs being "saggy" (just for the record, I don't think either is true). But think about it ladies, the guys who think this are the guys who think that plastic is prettier. So let them think that and just chalk another one up for guys you have nothing in common with.

And lastly, this is the Superficial, not a site for social commentary on society's messed up view of the female body. The purpose of this site is to make fun. Drew is beautiful and successful. So pick one thing out of this photo that you COULD make fun of. A. no bra and B. not stick thin. So fly with one of those and quit yer bitchin'.

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wickedopinion is just being a cunt cause she's a fat ass. i'd take a thin babe with AAA cups over a fat saggy boobed bitch anyday.

Dragqueen Kirmit the frog inpersonates popular actress. . . .

'i'd take a thin babe with AAA cups over a fat saggy boobed bitch anyday.'

If you like man-like figures, it's between you and god, dude.

I actually think that Drew is trying to smuggle out two extra gift bags because she wasn't satified with the one she'd already gotten.

what, no one remembers 'Poison Ivy'?

Well, wickedopinion, so much for your New Year's Resolution of "simply using good manners" and being polite to others. What are you doing on a website whose sole purpose is to goof on celebrities, and instead of doing so, you make an attempt at goofing on a poster with a factual opinion?
* Drew had a reduction to try to perk up her formerly gigantic, saggy breasts.
* Drew is very successful, but in no way known for being a good actress.
And as far as the speech impediment, Drew's mother could have easily taken her to speech therapy as a child instead of drinking and partying alongside her in clubs she had no business being in. (Comparing someone in a wheelchair to a working and wealthy actress with a killer lisp is ridiculous.)
Lastly, thank you for taking such an interest in me. You'll be happy to know that the actress that I get compared to the most is Lori Loughlin of "Full House". I even have the same body type. :) Have a great one!
P. S. In short, I'm calling you out on your very own "day for acting like a big, whiny a$$hole". ;)

Wow, Tracie, Lori Loughlin, huh? You even have the same body type,cool! You look just like a washed up actress. Congrats. Have a great one!!

LOL Amy! :) Thanks for the laugh, and taking the superficial for what it is. Thank goodness I'm not an actress who has to rely on my good looks, huh?
And for Drew, the consensus remains, very poor choice of dress and lack of undergarments.

I think she rocks! Great boobs verry natural looking. Hate the dress - totally fugly.

I totally agree with you on that Tracie, if I had to rely on my looks to work, I'd have been unemployed a long time ago. Especially since the actress I most resemble is Kirstie Alley. And Drew definitely should have looked in the mirror instead of listening to one of the many sycophants that must have told her she looked great!

Dear Tracie - The only thing more pathetic than your sad attempt to defend yourself is your over-inflated opinion of yourself. 95% of my post had NOTHING to do with you. Just because I disagreed with you doesn't make me impolite or a whiny asshole. I find it offensive that it is usually people with smaller "attributes" who make obnoxious, inaccurate comments regarding those of us with larger "attributes" but that is no excuse for making fun of your personal appearance. I apologize - It was rude of me. "Factual opinion" sounds like something the Presidiot would say. Most opinions are based on some kind of fact. (duh) Lori Loughlin not only looks like a strange twist between a B-list porn star and a basset hound but she also has no future. So, good for you for having a mediocre brain and the looks to match . Oops, there I go being rude again. I guess I should try harder on my resolution.

Dear Cat Taylor - Just trying to increase those guys IQs a bit. I don't know what I was thinking. You are right - guys like that are beyond saving. Thanks for the reality check.

Yourmomisgay - Your ideal woman has the figure of a twelve year old BOY and enjoys being called a "babe". I don't think it's my mom who's gay.

Yes, I agree her lisp is annoying. But her cans rock. Her body looks great! I agree with the comments about the dress, though. A cutie/hippy/"natural" girl like her definitely should've worn something different. The color wasn't terrible; the dress was just so bad that the color made it seem worse.

Drew's big problem is that she chose that dress. Women with big breasts do not look good in that sort of dress. I've got ample bazoongas myself and I always stick with deep v-necks or low scoop necks--if you've got 'em, flaunt 'em. Otherwise they look like they are fighting to get free. And I always wear a bra. It looks like Drew has a figure very similar to mine, though at least I have a couple kids to show for it.

Sorry but I think considering her boobs are natural they sit exactly where they should sit. Anyone seen Britney lately?. I know she's had a kid and everything but if anyone was in need of a bra...

I still think Drew should have worn a bra but at least they are not sitting in her knickers and from someone who has big boobs myself( might do a drew and get them reduced) I think she looks fine and I like the fact that she has no problems laughing at herself.

I'm reading these comments, and I'm LOL. Obviously, there are a lot of JEALOUS small-breasted women out there. Get over it! I do, however, don't like to see a woman wearing no bra and a fabric like that covering the girls. I wouldn't want to see a guy going commando in snug pants of that fabric. Yikes!

urgh, old saggy tits...i'll pass - http://hollywoodsnark.com