Jan 10 2006Dave Navarro lucky to be alive
Dave Navarro narrowly escaped a beating at his L.A. lounge, Rokbar. Navarro wrote on his official site that a "7-foot-tall, 5-feet-wide" guy asked him to take a picture with his sister while he was eating last Thursday night. Navarro politely declined. But after Navarro refused a round of shots the man sent over, things turned ugly.
A half-hour later the stranger returned and cursed him out: "He then loses it and turns over all the drinks and plates on my table, and they all go flying into the air and shatter as they crash into each other and onto the table, causing a rain of glass to fall upon me and my friends. Glass goes into hair, clothes and actually slightly cuts up my arm." Fortunately for Navarro, his security staff got between him and the stranger, who got in a limo and left.
Thank God for the security, because the last thing anyone wants to see is Dave Navarro getting his ass kicked. Unless it somehow involves Carmen Electra getting naked. Like that time I kicked Dave's ass and then had sex with Carmen Electra. It was great and all, but I felt kinda bad later on, because I'm pretty sure that's not how he wanted his birthday to end. I also felt bad for taking a dump in his fish tank. (note: I probably should have attached a picture of Dave Navarro with this post. I didn't. I shouldn't need to explain why.)
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1. Rocknrope - January 10, 2006 12:09 PM
Pity that David didn't recognize who that "jerk" was - everyone's favorite misunderstood misanthrope:
http://www.georgesteele.com/
2. Layne - January 10, 2006 1:18 PM
Wow. how rude. the guy was just trying to be nice. dave navarro eats balls.
3. Regurgitating Gordon Wood - January 10, 2006 1:24 PM
i love how they have to add "got in a limo and left" its like when you punch somebody in the face and they walk all cool and say "didn't hurt."
I don't think I had a point here...but still.
4. ZoomBoy - January 10, 2006 1:58 PM
For some reason, I thought the guy shot at Dave.. I pictured him ducking behind a wooden table screaming "I'm sorry man!, I'm sorry!!" and glass breaking everywhere..
That'd be cool.
5. Shaun - January 10, 2006 3:11 PM
I am surprised Dave didn't offer to spark up a J and calm the guy down. Then talk about this 7ft wide guys aggression. Possibly some counselling with a nice padded couch, clip board and pen.
6. LoneWolf - January 10, 2006 3:16 PM
Dave's luck is our loss.
7. WaitWhat? - January 10, 2006 3:17 PM
I really like Dave, and I think it sucks that he refused to take that pic and refused to accept the shots the guy ordered for him...I'd flip out too
8. Lynette Carrington - January 10, 2006 3:30 PM
I feel for Dave. Can you imagine how much it would suck to constantly have people coming up to you while you're out or eating or shopping and then want to take your picture? Aahhh, you could never get away from it! If I were Dave, I would hire a pasty, feminine looking, she-devil to act as my look-alike and drop kick the crap out of anybody that looked my way, then I would have said she-devil empty a port-a-potty on Paris Hilton. Just because it would be funny to see that.
9. HughJorganthethird - January 10, 2006 4:35 PM
Probably a disgruntled Janes Addiction fan angry at Dave for ruining a classic bands good name by becoming a reality show starring pussy. Just a thought.
10. MortyFishbein - January 10, 2006 4:44 PM
Okay the poster just above(8) didn't finish taking that entire dose of Aderall.
11. KMac - January 10, 2006 6:08 PM
I love how the story about Dave Navarro is accompanied by a picture of his wife. Poor Dave...
12. HollyJ - January 10, 2006 6:20 PM
How the hell does he get so pasty white? Does he give blood daily?
I particularly like how he accentuates his night-of-the-living-dead-ness by dying all of his hair that god-awful flat black, then waxing his facial hair to such a perfect geometric shape that he looks like a gay android.
I bet when he's naked, he's a flash of 100CRI blinding white light with a few solid black spots on it. Mr Piebald.
13. OMG! - January 10, 2006 6:35 PM
Celebrities who refuse pics are rude.
Dave weighs about 70 lbs so it's a good thing his bodyguard was there.
14. ~S.Starr~ - January 10, 2006 6:45 PM
Okay... I know Dave and he is not the type of person to be a jerk about doing photo opps and stuff. If he told this guy no then it was for good reason.
15. ~S.Starr~ - January 10, 2006 6:47 PM
ANd HollyJ...
He actually looks pretty damn good naked...in the shower...smoking a cig. mmmmm
16. Dhicks - January 11, 2006 9:17 AM
It's a good thing Dave avoided the fight, or else there would have been Mascarra and Clown-White all over the walls...
17. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 4:37 PM
uh, let's see....7 ft, 5 feet wide...well, why don't you just look up the NBA rosters and finger the guy? http://hollywoodsnark.com