Colin Farrell can break the internet
Colin Farrell's publicist is claiming that dirtycolin.com was shut down Tuesday after it violated a court order blocking the release of Farrell's sex tape, despite the site's owner claiming it was merely a server failure due to heavy traffic. Farrell's publicist says: "A website attempting to distribute an unauthorized tape of Colin Farrell was shut down today. Mr. Farrell will take legal action against anyone who tries to distribute this tape."
I don't know who to believe, but considering the site seems officially dead, I'll give this one to Colin. You can still catch the NSFW preview of the tape here, though if you value your eyesight I recommend you stay away. Seeing a dirty looking Irishman get his freak on with a dirty looking ex-playmate has a way of burning its way into your brain. Sort of like walking in on your parents doing it in the living room, only with less therapy afterwards.

Reader Comments
1. Sheva - January 12, 2006 7:48 AM
The sex tape has to do more for the Irishman who has more eyebrow's than former Soviet leader Brezhnev than that horror movie Alexander.
2. dhampir - January 12, 2006 8:23 AM
Of all the people to spoil the experience, it was you. We would enjoy the forest scenery together, sometimes a picnic by the cottage and sometimes frolicking puppies. I spent HOURS playing with you from night til dawn, until I saw that you were finished of our games for the time being. I know that you're laying in the other room, waiting for our relationship to finish for good...and maybe that's why you did this to me...maybe. But that still doesn't give you the right to ruin the moment I'd dreamt of for years.
Fucking jigsaw puzzles.
3. TeamLacheyRools - January 12, 2006 8:29 AM
AAAAGGGHHHHH I cant get the damn clip to work - and i'm dying to see fecking farrells bits. but not as much as i want to see nick lacheys bits - didnt he and jess ever do a sex tape.....no-ones any fun anymore...
4. uncommonamerican - January 12, 2006 8:47 AM
How come when Colin Farrell tapes himself having sex with a beautiful playmate, people can't get enough of it, but when I tape myself having sex with a beautiful Irish Setter, they call me a "pervert?"
That's America for you right there!
5. gogo2325 - January 12, 2006 10:07 AM
Don't these dumb fuck "famous" people have any smarts at all? Christ!! Don't make a fucking fuck tape if you don't want people to see it, asshole. And shut your whiny baby pie hole if you do make one and it gets "stolen." Everyone knows that bad press is better than no press and Farrell's career is going down the shitter and needs some publicity right now so this is all a publicity stunt Every detail in an actor's life is manipulated for their personal gain.
Do they think the public is that stupid?? Puhleeze....
6. ShanDourdan - January 12, 2006 10:21 AM
Lol TeamLachey, I couldn't get it to work either. Damn, that would have been an interesting few minutes,surely?. In fact that's probably what that girl said when they were finished.
7. sugarbullet - January 12, 2006 10:33 AM
all of you who are questioning the size of colin's bits should rent "tigerland"....boy was buck naked in that movie....so it's not anything we haven't seen before.
8. TeamLacheyRools - January 12, 2006 11:02 AM
Oooh thanks for the hot tip Sugarbullet - hes a crap actor and I dont actually like him, though for the money shot I just might stick it out ;-)
9. tito - January 12, 2006 1:13 PM
Yeah, sugar, but it's one thing to see a man's dick hanging between his legs for a short moment or two and another to see an erect cock ramming it into something.
10. CheekyChops - January 12, 2006 1:24 PM
WTF is with that last pic of Colin? He looks like he's in pain or getting it up the arse.
11. HollyJ - January 12, 2006 2:31 PM
LOL CHEEKY! I thought so too!!
The 80s Camero flames, roller rink font of "Dirty Colin," and make-love-down-by-the-fire Barry White style wordless porno music really put me in the mood.
Between that and the fact that more than half the photos were completely unintelligable gray blurs, I'm not sure it was worth the three minutes it took my high-speed to load.
Plus, the slides WITH decent pictures were...um...well... Let's just say I won't be eating for the next five hours.
12. princess373 - January 12, 2006 2:31 PM
I couldn't see the pics very well but from what I saw it looked like it was shot from different angles. How is that? Do they edit the tape after they film it, or use more than one camera? Seems like alot of trouble for a tape no one will ever see.
13. princess373 - January 12, 2006 2:40 PM
Nevermind I just looked at it again and from what I can see I guess they just hand the camera back and forth. I have put way too much thought in this today.
14. Mary45 - January 12, 2006 5:07 PM
I guess she (the ex-playmate)is experiencing the New World!
15. hafaball - January 12, 2006 6:21 PM
It's painful to watch, but if you rent Alexander, you'll see mega scrotum. I stabbed one of my eyes after seeing it, stabbing both just seemed melodramatic.
16. OMG! - January 12, 2006 6:44 PM
He is NASTAY!
17. hafaball - January 12, 2006 6:45 PM
I like the music though, maybe K-fed helped in recroding it. :D
18. hafaball - January 12, 2006 6:46 PM
recording* :P
19. HollyJ - January 12, 2006 8:01 PM
@15
gives new meaning to "playing the mega ball" =0
20. blackblackheart - January 12, 2006 9:21 PM
I agree TeamLacheyRools. Nick is quite the sexy guy. He should be my sex kitten. ^.^
21. meegs - January 13, 2006 2:13 AM
I hate to say it, but this man is only good looking when hes talking, because accents are hot. Except in the form of a hideously grotesque man from the dirty, cousin screwing, South.... and K-Fed.
Either way, I'd still hit it while tugging on those manly eyebrows begging for that throbbing puzzle piece.
22. SugaryCherry - January 13, 2006 2:35 AM
If Colin's got billions, what is he doing with a camcorder with the quality and resolution of a webcam? You would think after being in so many movies that he'd realize it would be a better idea to adjust the lighting so that it doesn't look like the ordinary flabby schmo that he would be if he weren't... rich and famous, and desired by potentially thousands of women. And... men.
23. breakitdown - January 13, 2006 3:02 AM
that chick is hot. i kinda thought it wasnt worth downoading it as i didnt really see nething.
24. Kitchy - January 13, 2006 9:00 AM
Move the camera lower please...lower. I said please! You guys suck.
25. vida - January 13, 2006 11:44 PM
What is that thing close to the camera? It couldn't be his....I mean, I heard he was big but...
I still like him. I think he's one of the handsomest actors to grace the screen. Although grace may not be the appropriate word. Okay, I have yet to sit thru Alexander & Daredevil & ....well, never mind. It's not his fault they sucked...at least not all his fault.
You could spend more time at the gym tho. Get buffed like Ryan Reynolds in Blade 2 or was that 3. Or Will Smith in his Robot movie. That would be hot!
26. Danny - January 26, 2006 1:26 AM
for those of u wanting to c his cock, i have a website with pics of the sex tape...... pretty nice cock he has there
http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2006/01/collin_farrell_1.html
27. skjold - January 26, 2006 11:44 AM
Another site had the Colin Farrell tape removed by the lawers today... www.babylon-x.com
28. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 4:31 PM
woah, i heard he's really fuming cause his lil bits are...well....little - http://hollywoodsnark.com