Jan 2 2006Christina Applegate dates a fisherman
In Touch magazine reports that Christina Applegate is recovering from her recent divorce by dating 24-year-old Lee Grivas - a former Alaskan fisherman - after meeting him while she was starring in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity. I guess all those years I spent following Alaskan fisherman around in a tiny boat calling them names and throwing trash at them really came back to bite me in the ass. Because now they're dating Christina Applegate, and here I am not dating Christina Applegate. Damn those Alaskan fisherman. Damn them to hell.
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Reader Comments
1. RolandSlinger - January 2, 2006 9:45 AM
Isn't 24 a bit young to be a former fisherman? I hear the words "former Alaskan fisherman" and I think "octogenarian."
2. turtlecock - January 2, 2006 10:04 AM
he was a job hopper
3. tuesdayup - January 2, 2006 1:54 PM
Christina should think about using some feminine hygiene spray if she's luring fisherman all the way from Alaska.
4. Lynette Carrington - January 2, 2006 7:16 PM
I think that once Christina wakes up out of her drunken stupor, she will wonder how the hell she wound up in bed with a guy that smells like a grouper. Okay, that was really bad.....at least it rhymed, ok!
5. hafaball - January 3, 2006 8:32 PM
what's even weirder is a fisherman on broadway...O.o Funny Superficial post haha!
6. hafaball - January 3, 2006 8:33 PM
what's even weirder is a fisherman on broadway...O.o Funny Superficial post haha!
7. hafaball - January 3, 2006 8:36 PM
oh...she was on broadway...nm lol
8. mywarmgun - January 9, 2006 11:00 PM
I actually knew Lee. I lived with him in Philly for a while. He's a good kid. We once sold lemonade at FDR skatepark and almost got robbed. I'm glad to see his luck has changed for the better.
9. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 11:39 AM
uh ok...well, i guess she needs someone for the rebound http://hollywoodsnark.com