Jan 5 2006Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards divorce
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards jointly refiled for divorce yesterday, saying the reasons were "cumulative." They initially filed for divorce last March but tried to reconcile for the sake of their daughters. Which is nice and all, but I suspect the real reason for their attempted reconciliation had less to do with their children and more to do with Charlie getting tired of paying for whores and getting chlamydia.
Sheen and Richards learned just how much they hate each other last month after they left the kids at home for a romantic getaway at a resort in Barbados. Splash News reports they fought, avoided each other, and left two days early.
Not a good week for the kids. First the "Surprise! We're going on vacation without you!" and then the "Surprise! We're back! And we're getting divorced. Again. Sorry to kind of lead you on like that." This is like The Parent Trap in reverse. In any case, I give it three weeks before Charlie puts the bunnyranch back on speed-dial. Maybe two.
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Reader Comments
1. uncommonamerican - January 5, 2006 10:16 AM
Their kids must be ecstatic. With Charlie out of the picture, they're free to sleep with that hot piece of ass, Denise.
2. diddleysquat - January 5, 2006 10:21 AM
Back to the high-priced hookers Charlie!!! Woohoo!! Meet you at the Whiskey Friday night, you're buying!
3. supergirllover - January 5, 2006 10:56 AM
"2 & 1/2 Men" is hilarious!
Denise comes off as such a demanding, unrealistic person. Charlie probably "loved" her because she wasn't easy like all the other girls around him. I have advice on future relationships for both.
To Charlie: When you deal with non-hooker/ non-groupie type girls they don't give it away easily. Not getting laid on the first date does not equal love.
To Denise: If you want someone to cherish and support your Hollywood lifestyle find a man that does not have a reputation for going on spending sprees at bars and hookers-r-us.
4. WaitWhat? - January 5, 2006 3:01 PM
Word on the street is that Denise is gonna start hooking herself so she can get Charlie back. How sad.
5. Binky - January 5, 2006 3:26 PM
You know, I really thought this one would work...
6. LoneWolf - January 5, 2006 4:27 PM
She was about as good as it gets (from a piece-of-ass standpoint) in "Wild Things" and in that James Bond movie. However, after slumming with the likes of Charlie, to say nothing of the baggage (and residual physical damage) of having birthed two young 'uns, she's lost some appeal. MILF, but no longer my fantasy girl.
Charlie's the one who's credited with saying that he didn't pay whores for sex, he paid them to leave afterwards. Class act.
7. HughJorganthethird - January 5, 2006 4:35 PM
Classic Sheen.
8. jka - January 5, 2006 5:38 PM
I am mystified as to why I even care, but I wanted that marriage to work out. Bummer.
9. derekd - January 5, 2006 6:04 PM
She's way too hot for him. I mean look at him. He looks worse than a hooker's diaphram. She was so hot in Wild Things. Perfect boobies. Before babies 9 outta 10. Now, a 7. GET TO THE GYM BIOTCH!!!
10. brattwoman - January 5, 2006 7:13 PM
I am actualy a little sad...I gave them sooooo many props for at least trying to work it out....
It still pisses me off though that hollywood gets married and has kids right away...seriously nothing pisses me off more. Do they not think of any possible consequences? Growing up in a divorced home sucks ASS! I can't imagine what it is like for thier kids
11. Jeremy1Esq - January 5, 2006 7:31 PM
Charlie is a just another victim of mans biggest weakness... NEW PUSSY!. Yeah Richards is hot, and the majority of the fat middle aged dudes on this site cant imagine how he can not make it work with such a hottie, but once you hit it, it gets old, no matter who it is. While most of us are constanly shifting from Buick to Chevy, Sheen switches from Ferrari to Lamborghini etc. Even the best Ferarri can get a little stale when there is a fresh Lamborghini in your dirveway begging to be driven.
12. Binky - January 5, 2006 7:33 PM
Jeremy - you should get yourself to Dr. Phil - FAST !!
13. OMG! - January 5, 2006 7:34 PM
I have a feeling this is 99% his fault.
14. Hara - January 5, 2006 8:22 PM
I think most people will stand behind me when i say . . . WHO?
15. HollyJ - January 5, 2006 9:44 PM
I saw them in an interview right after they got married, and I don't think they have a total IQ of 85 between them. At least SHE's good-looking, though. He's scary ugly and has that nasall, annoying voice.
How did she EXPECT him to behave after a lifestyle of slutting himself around with USDA Choice Poonany for almost four decades? Sheesh.
Delusional expectations kill 90% of everything in life.
16. bafongu - January 5, 2006 9:44 PM
whenever you see a woman that hot, remember, somewhere in the world there's a guy who's tired of putting up with her shit....
17. nikki - January 5, 2006 11:29 PM
i agree with post #16. i get the impression that Denise is kinda full of herself and wants a husband who is like her puppy dog. kudos to Charlie for putting his foot down. now fight her for joint custody. this is ridiculous.
18. aims_25 - January 6, 2006 5:00 AM
That blonde hair and black eyebrows look is so wrong. If you dye your hair dye allll your hair.
19. Kikileblue - January 6, 2006 5:33 AM
i really thought they would make it. i mean she is hot and cool and he is um um um um um um . his dad is really famous. u know the saying u cant turn a whore into a housewife well in charlies case he did but in denises case she didnt. i think when u know it is over let it go. i think they look like good parents except for the fact that they are rasing their kidx in a wonderful broken home which usually leaves a complex that only drugs sex alchol and pills can fill. so well played denise and charlie u have just fated ur childern to be anna nicole smith well played u two . well played indeed.
20. slinkhard - January 6, 2006 6:42 AM
'Denise comes off as such a demanding, unrealistic person.'
Oh, totally. Expecting your husband not sleep around with hookers and go on benders. What a picky bitch.
'now fight her for joint custody.'
Yeah. I can really see Charlie Sheen taking on the responsibility of caring for kids, even part-time. *rolls eyes*
21. HollyJ - January 6, 2006 3:59 PM
I suspect Charlie Sheen would parent about as well as the Hiltons did.
22. BadassFred - January 7, 2006 1:09 AM
I can't believe people are saying she needs to get to the gym. She's thirty five fucking years old! And she has two kids. Should she like, not have children just to look better for you?
Besides, have you seen the recent pictures of her wearing bikinis? She looks fantastic.
23. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 11:20 AM
you stupid, stupid man! http://hollywoodsnark.com
24. Digital Jedi - June 5, 2007 1:32 AM
It's bad angle. The perspective is being forced. How do you think every other pic of the woman doesn't look like this one? Take a picture of a pencil from the front angle, and you can make it look larger then it actually is. With women getting in and out of cars (which seems to be the only thing Photographers like to snap these days) and this angle of the supposedly fat thighs are a dime a dozen. I'm all for making fun of people, but, at least make fun of people for something they actually are or do.