January 13, 2006
Carolyn Murphy sex tape arrest
Carolyn Murphy had her ex-husband arrested last week for trying to sell a sex tape they made on their 17-day honeymoon in Barbados.
Jake Schroeder, a surfer dude with a history of drug abuse, was thrown behind bars in California last Thursday and released on Tuesday after his bail was reduced from $500,000 to $33,000, which was paid by Internet Commerce Group, the company trying to market the two-hour video.
Schroeder, father of Murphy's daughter, Dylan, 5, was in San Jose yesterday living in his car with two dogs. "He's essentially homeless. He called this morning and asked if we could find him an apartment," said David Gingras, a lawyer for ICG. "I told him if he's arrested for anything else, even jaywalking, we're not bailing him out."
All this time I thought Britney Spears had married the biggest stooge in America, but I think Carolyn Murphy may have taken the crown from her. As pathetic as Kevin Federline is, I don't remember ever reading about him living in a car with his two dogs, trying to extort his wife by selling a sex tape they made during their honeymoon. Although now I'm torn between hating the man, and hailing him as a hero. I've been trying to get a Carolyn Murphy sex tape for years, and the closest I've come is a blurry camcorder recording from the tree that sits outside her bedroom window.
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Comments
1. Posted by Shaun on January 13, 2006 5:48 PM
To have your life broadcasted to the world that your homeless and you were once married to a wealthy woman?
The end results are going to be staggering. I can't wait to see what happens. What a dumb ass.
2. Posted by Meh Toole on January 13, 2006 5:53 PM
Wow.
That's pretty bad.
3. Posted by rivercmb on January 13, 2006 6:09 PM
He should train his daughter to take pictures of her mom when she's in the shower. That'd get him some good money and help strenghten the father daughter bond.
4. Posted by DannyJames on January 13, 2006 6:19 PM
Who the fuck is Carolyn Murphy?
5. Posted by LoneWolf on January 13, 2006 6:40 PM
Ditto to #4. Wouldn't have had the first clue unless I had read the entire post.
Now the question becomes "Where the f@ck can I see it?"
6. Posted by susie-q on January 13, 2006 7:19 PM
Who is she? I hate these stories where the so called celeb is a virtual unknown ... to me. Oh, Estee Lauder supermodel? Who cares.
7. Posted by Sheva on January 13, 2006 7:45 PM
Let's go to the videotape. If there's any justice, he'll get enough money for an early retirement.
I heard she's a real bitch. Time for the tape to "get" stolen.
8. Posted by beachwood on January 13, 2006 8:26 PM
um, does someone want to tell Shaun, poor guy/gal, that "broadcasted" isn't a word?
9. Posted by WaitWhat? on January 14, 2006 12:24 AM
I don't know who this broad is, but this whole sex-tape thing in Hollywood is getting really, really old.
10. Posted by derekd on January 14, 2006 1:17 AM
You say at least K-Fed isn't living in a car with two dogs and trying to sell a sex tape for beer money? Give it time my friend, give it time.
11. Posted by breakitdown on January 14, 2006 6:33 AM
shes hot... i dont like husbands like that they shud get a real job
12. Posted by hafaball on January 14, 2006 8:41 AM
so...was he able to sell a couple tapes or not? cause if one tape got out... :D
13. Posted by Nurse Kellie on January 14, 2006 10:28 AM
So who is she?
I've never heard her name before.
14. Posted by liljbabe85 on January 14, 2006 2:37 PM
Little tip for celebrities: sex tapes are no-no's
15. Posted by CheekyChops on January 14, 2006 4:33 PM
Why do these people feel the need to record their hot monkey sex? Is it because they are starved for attention when the cameras aren't on them? Fuck sake.
PS. Bono; if you are looking for someone to shag in a home made movie, call me. Cheers!
16. Posted by HollyJ on January 14, 2006 5:08 PM
Another sex tape. And by a nobody. Whoopee
These people are so self-absorbed that they have to tape themselves fcking so they can watch it later and admire their handywork.
I personally can't think of a more flattering image of someone than seeing them rutted like a mare while making sweaty fckface. Glamour beyond words.
17. Posted by susie-q on January 15, 2006 12:13 AM
"Posted by beachwood on January 13, 2006 08:26 PM um, does someone want to tell Shaun, poor guy/gal, that "broadcasted" isn't a word?"
broad·cast( P )Pronunciation Key (brôdkst)v. broad·cast, or broad·cast·ed, broad·cast·ing, broad·casts v. tr.To transmit (a radio or television program) for public or general use.
To send out or communicate, especially by radio or television: The agency broadcast an urgent appeal for medical supplies.
To make known over a wide area: broadcast rumors. See Synonyms at announce.
To sow (seed) over a wide area, especially by hand. --Dictionary.com
18. Posted by treesrock on January 15, 2006 12:48 PM
Carolyn Murphy was the covergirl for Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition in 2005 or 2004...
Beleive it or not, there are some people who would be very interested in watching a SI Covergirl do it.
19. Posted by moomoovacaroo on January 16, 2006 4:04 AM
i wonder if they banged in the car...now that'd be a hot video, supermodel getting banged by a homeless guy who's got two mangy mutts licking his hairy ass. fun times! step right up peeps, only $14.95.
and btw, not everyone who lives in their car is a loser. Compare: K-Fed, who lives in a mansion with Britney (I thought it was illegal to fuck livestock...?), or Me, who lives in my car but have a laptop, a pirated wifi signal, and a new porn flick starring Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton's monkey ($29.95 for that one - damn monkey's and their fees)
20. Posted by AmberDextrose on January 16, 2006 6:45 AM
Celebs clearly do these tapes as insurance against future public disinterest.
21. Posted by SMF121490 on January 16, 2006 4:35 PM
I guess no one has learned that if you make a sex tape, there is a good chance it will be used against you when your relationship is over. Or, be stolen by your trusted body guard.
22. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 12, 2006 11:46 AM
wow, what's with hot celebs dating / marrying scuzzy guys? http://hollywoodsnark.com