Jan 3 2006Britney Spears looking good

Well at least the baby is cute.

Poor Brit, her best years are over and she ain't even 25.....pathetic.

I don't know. I like her fat. It makes the pain of her fucking K-Fed less sharp, you know?

If you saw those two now in a 7-11 barefoot you wouldn't think twice.

If you saw her circa 2002 and him together you'd wonder if he'd kidnapped her.

I take offense to your characterization of Ms. Spears as a potato in a dress. At least potatos are good for eating. What the hell is Britney good for? Would you want to eat her? Would you? WOULD YOU?!!

You know what, don't anwer that.

Is that her "Opps I did it again" face in the first picture?

For goodness sake, please give that poor girl a break about her weight. She's just had a baby. What do we expect her to do, starve herself? She does need to lose about 160 pounds, though - by dumping K-Fed.

Also, even though K-Fed's butt ass ugly, this baby is absolutely adorable. The host of perezhilton.com stated on his site that this was the ugliest baby he had ever seen. Sorry dude, the kid's beautiful, no matter how ugly his daddy is.

Geeez...will someone please pull that damn helium tube out of her ass before she explodes!!! I can see letting yourself go a little with child and all, but for Christ's sake don't attempt a comeback channeling Mama Cass....

God, she looks like she's drinking blood from the baby's head. -_- Poor thing.

...Has she actually gained weight? I saw pics of her after the baby was born, and she looked great. She is going backwards. Make that a Western Style 'tater.
We are so mean! You gotta start putting pics of male stars up for us to comment on...

Shout out to Brit: Mooo. Moooooo! Moo moo moo mooooooooooooo! Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo, moo? Moo, moo, moo. Moooo! Moo.

Hey bafongu,
Now all she has to do is choke on a ham sandwich & the transition will be complete! Moo ha ha ha...I also saw pictures of her after her pregnancy where she looked a lot better than this. She's got the face of someone holding a Chihuahua that just yakked in her hair rather than her firstborn son.

Wow. What's up with that hair? Britney is coming perilously close to sporting a mullet. Oh well, at least it completes the look.

her weight is the least of her issues! she's probably just about average weight for her height, blah, blah, blah, but her face, her hair, her clothes and her hair! and, oh my god, her hair!

Wow, I guess miracles do happen if K-Fed aka trailer homeboy and Britney ' I've now succumb to my redneck ways' Spears can produce such a cute kid. Go figure.

No, sliced and fried in bacon fat with onions and sliced okra! Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Will someone please steal those cowboy boots from her?

Ugly people usually have beautiful babies which typically grow up to be ugly adults. If Angelina IS pregnant with Brads baby then it will be
hideous...beautiful genes can only go so far.

A few tattoos, a double-wide, a shotgun, a hounddog and a bottle of moonshine complete the look.

dear God

the baby's dressed like a chav already.

haha, I don't know if Americans know that expression, but...yeah. Poor baby. Never stood a chance.

Good lord, she's giving Tonya Harding a run for her money.

Perez Hilton was right. Have you seen it without a hat? It's got Kevin's ridiculous fro thing.

It's horrible to think that K-Fed is the attractive one of this bass-ackward hillbilly/gangsta couple. At least when K-Tard spends all of her money, she won't have to adjust to dressing like a truck-stop hooker. You know the old cliche, you can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the desire you ruin your life by marrying a steaming pile of dogshit like Federline. Or something like that.

Nice call turtlecock!! You know Jessica Simpson started her own shoe and cowboy boot line... possible Britney stole the prototype.

Someone help me with this one: December 23rd on thesuperficial, they had a pic of KFED with a baby - it was my thought that that was his kid with Shar Jackson, it looked older (should be at least a year old by now - the kid in that pic looked walking age). I think the baby Britney is holding is a lot younger looking and cuter - what do you guys think??

I don't know why I care other than I have 10 minutes to waste before my lunch hour!!

I told that bitch not to go out looking like that...

I do have to say, K-Fed's kids with Shar are FUGLY... this kid doesn't have a chance... Let's remember, BILL O'REILY and JEFFERY DAHMER were cute little BABIES... wait 25 years.. you'll see, plus the fact they all will be totally fucked up.

Maderoni, K-Fed has THREE kids. Can you believe that? Two of them are with Shar Jackson. The little kid you're referring to is his second kid. He left Shar for Britney when she was pregnant with that little one. The kid Britney is holding is K-Fed's 3rd kid. Yes, it's confusing and will only get more confusing as he gets older and spawns with other stupid women.

Lordy, that performance on the MTV Awards must seem like an eon ago for her.

now i am no spring chicken hell i even a spring piece of shit but i am not a pop star but britney is. i mean if u just hada baby is it appropiate to find the tightest and ugliest outfit u can find and put it on i think not. i showed this pic to my friend mr potato head and he has had a boner for the past three hours. i just hope this is a phase for her u know like when she went through that whole slut pahse, then the i am so famous let me make a movie phase then she rverted to the slut phase and then she enterd the hillbilly phase thanks to kevin federline now she is in i have given up on ever being hot agai so i am just gonna spit out kids and smoke and drink and rember my yrs as america's pop princess.

Someone should slap half of britney's lard on nicole richie's ass...

then they would both be perfect!

oh.. and may i add:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=43344273&imageID=398541680&Mytoken=9F4817A7-AA67-4357-BFC55DA0F5B27E0C319505625

britney has outdone herself. she is way more redneck than kevin in this picture!

Evelyn: she definately looks the most redneckey (is that a new word I invented??) in that picture. I just can't believe what a joke she's become lookswise.

Miss Diamond: what's a "chav" and how do you pronounce it?

maybe Kevin is the male sucubus? cause he's starting some career, clothes, partying, while she obviously let herself go into something it probably took her years and years to stay away from, her fat genes. Now she looks sad...likea sad, sad clown.

NOT THAT IM GAY OR ANYTHING BUT, I HEARD THAT K-FED IS HUNG...

Okay...so I just had a kid myself and have a few extra pounds but there no excuse to look like a trashy streetwalker. 15 minutes are offically over!

She looks like Wynona Judd in the picture on the right.....not a good look for her.

I used to hate the old Britney, but now I miss her dearly.

She looks like Wynona Judd in the picture on the right.....not a good look for her.

I used to hate the old Britney, but now I miss her dearly.

She looks like Wynona Judd in the picture on the right.....not a good look for her.

I used to hate the old Britney, but now I miss her dearly.

sorry I posted twice, I am an idiot.

What the?? ok so she is rich and famous but does that mean that she has to look a million bucks after giving birth? would you rather she neglect her new born child to satisfy your judgemental ideal of what a pop starlet should look like? get over it she is a person like everyone else

Poor thing...

A "chav" is pronounced just like "chad" but with a "v" at the end. It's a derogatory slang term used mostly by the British, and it refers to people who are lower class, ignorant, etc. I guess you could call a white trash person a chav as well.

i always found Britney ugly even when she was supposed to be hot. She have ugly eyes and nose... and a really bad boobs job! When you need a make up artists and hours to be prepare, it's mean something.I understand that she didn't lose all the baby weight, but thats doesn't matter, you can look prettier, more proud, by the way you dress, make up. Don,t need to be rich to comb your hair!

Well, I've had 2 children, so I'm not gonna pass judgement on her weight, it's super HARD to lose it:) So if she's dedicating the time to taking care of her son than working out vigorously, more power to her~ However, there is NO excuse for dressing like a 10 cent whore, especially while out with your son~ She needs to accept the fact that she's a little heavier and start dressing a little better~ I mean, if she dressed a bit better (no sheer clothing! or COWBOY BOOTS) and BRUSHED HER HAIR (as mentioned in a few other posts) maybe a little makeup, nothing major~ She'd look o.k.~ Mind you, she wouldn't be the bombshell she was before, mainly because you can't airbrush real life, but atleast she would look decent~ But, maybe she's happy dressing and looking like a trailer trash whore, who knows:-P

Chav: 'It refers to a subcultural stereotype of a person with fashions such as flashy "bling" jewellery and counterfeit designer clothes, an uneducated, impoverished background.'

and it's pronouced as it looks

I don't think that commercial grade swingset can hold her junk without buckling.

i think ur all out of order i think brit looks great an if she an kevin are happy well thats the main thing. sean is very cute an his parents are lovely. give britney a break i think she'll make a great mother. shes had a tough year with the press an i think its time to leave her alone.

xXxXxXxXxXxX GO BRITNEY XxXxXxXxXxX

UR MAMA -- there's a "d" at the end of "an" to complete the word "AND"

Brit did look slimmer after her son's birth, but gained the weight back probably after she stopped breastfeeding,(its pretty common. I had the same thing happen to me) unless shes just hitting MCD's a little to much. Whatever..she should dress a little better.

its pretty sad when you think Britney Spears is fat. The girl just had a baby 3 mos ago and i don't think she looks all that bad. OK she could dress better. She is only worth millions..she needs to hire a new stylist. Her clothes have to go. If you really want to pick on her just pick on the obvious...the dirtbag she married. Hes nasty and looks like a grezzy pork chop. Just consider Brit young and dumb and hopefully she will come to her senses before she has a litter of kids with this pork chop. He looks like every guy i have ever seen on the welfare line.. Kev just bring home the food stamps and everything will be alright...

Yeah - she does resemble Wynonna a bit in that second pic. She exudes that "maxed out on fame" aura.

She looks like a precious new mom in that first pic. A little naivete (sp)and protectiveness ... mixed in with a bit of uncertainty and "wow ... I'm a mom."

lol i really hope for britneys sake the whole hair thing doesn't evolve into the full joe dirt thing. yes shes a bit fat but shit who do you know that stays skinny when they have a baby? omg britney has a baby. britney + baby. thats a combo you just do not mix. thats worse than madonna + spandex. she looks as though she wants to throw the baby at by standers and run away because the mommy manual she read didnt mention poopy diapees came with "dressing 'it' up all cute and stuff".

Lay off the weight - any sensible human being knows that it takes up to a year to fit back into your jeans post-baby.

If she gets her wish....you'll see a lot worse in nine months.

SO WHAT U PEOPLE ARE SAYING IS THAT IF U WENT FROM BEING ON TOUR AND EATING WHATEVER YOU WANT. TO NO EXERCISE,EATING MORE AND HAVEING A BIG BABY IN YOUR STOMACH U WOULDN'T BE FAT. WHO IN HERE DOESN'T HAVE IN PUDGE OR IMPERFECTIONS! I DON'T THINKS SO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

boy oh boy yall are harsh she just had a baby and that takes up alot of time. Give her time and she will lose the weight.

I had a baby and I'm not a fat ass. I suppose having a child three months ago accounts for her flabby ass arms? And if you're going to have flabby ass arms, hide them under some sleeves.

YOUR A COMPLETE IDIOT DON'TPANIC....HOW DO YOU SURVIVE IN EVERYDAY LIFE, YOU MUST GET SPECIAL TREATMENT BEING RETARDED AND ALL

Oh my gosh y'all leave her alone! It takes a while to lose 50 POUNDS you guys! Y'all try to lose that much weight while you're dealing with a high-profile career (her's is probably WAY more intense than anyone else's - with the exception of a FEW, however), tabloids lying about her life, photographers wathcing her ALL THE TIME, a NEW BABY, and a husband who doesn't have a job and is trying to start one - which he will prob. fail! Although, I don't think she should have married Kevin, but whatever. She can do WAY BETTER THAN K-Fed. No offense Britney - I love you girl! Seriosuly, stop trying to make yourselves feel better about your own insecurities by picking on her because YOU ALL KNOW SHE IS GEORGOUS AT ANY WEIGHT!!!! And y'all just wish y'all could look half as good as she does - even when she is heavier! I have faith in her that she'll get back into shape. I LOVE YOU BRIT! And Sean is ADORABLE! ~Holla

wow... shes sooo fucking custy its not even funny.. shes soo gross.. like wow.. she looks like a fucking trailer trash hillbilly... and wtf is with her hair?.. i dunno how her kid turned out cute .. her husband is pretty trailer too..wow..she really looks like shyt... i saw pics of her after she had the kid and she looked better than this.. wtf is she pregnant again or sumtin? honestly shes soo cust.. eww like i wouldnt even fuckin go in public lookin like i just fucked a cowboy in the back of trailer while drinking a bottle of whiskey and have an expression of oops did i just shyt myself on my face lmao

I guess I finally know what she did when she sings "Oops I did it again".
She's eaten a whole red velvet cake.

uh, i'm sorry, but she looks about 30 lbs from good in that second picture....http://hollywoodsnark.com