Jan 24 2006Britney Spears gets paparazzi help
The paparazzi came to the aid of Britney Spears after her Ferrari broke down on the highway; getting out of their own cars to help push hers off the road.
Spears was cruising along the Pacific Coast Highway near her Malibu home in hubby Kevin Federline's Ferrari, her older brother, Bryan, behind the wheel, when the stunning $200,000 sports car suddenly seized and ground to a halt in the middle of speeding traffic.
That's when the army of photographers that trails the 24-year-old day in and day out rode to her rescue. Five of the lensmen, with cameras in hand, got behind the Ferrari and pushed it out of traffic as Spears' brother steered.
It's nice to see that the paparazzi aren't completely useless, though it would have made for some better pictures if they had lit the car on fire instead of helping to push it out of traffic. C'mon you stupid photographers, get your act together!
Reader Comments
1. CoJo - January 24, 2006 3:09 PM
The engine suddenly "seized up"? Doesn't K-Fed know that a Ferrari is nothing without oil, just like he is nothing without - hmmm...or even with - Britney Spears.
2. boo - January 24, 2006 3:15 PM
i cant believe she didnt get out and help push too! or is that something only normal humans do?
3. trapmuzik - January 24, 2006 3:37 PM
They should have at least popped the trunk and tossed his Popozao single into oncoming traffic. Cuz we all know he is selling them from the trunk of his car and the sound of them cracking under car tires would be better than listening to them.
4. Whatup - January 24, 2006 3:44 PM
HAHAHA K-fed is going to have to take the bus now.
5. Miss Gulch - January 24, 2006 3:48 PM
Posted by CoJo on January 24, 2006 03:09 PM
The engine suddenly "seized up"? Doesn't K-Fed know that a Ferrari is nothing without oil, just like he is nothing without - hmmm...or even with - Britney Spears.
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LOL!! I was going to say the same thing. $200,000 car and somebody must have forgotten to put in a $4 quart or two of oil. And where's her bodyguards, anyway?
6. Sheva - January 24, 2006 3:48 PM
The high end Italian car seized and stalled. It can't stand Kfed or Britney's fat ass either.
7. Binky - January 24, 2006 4:13 PM
I've discovered the paparazzi are quite reasonable compared to AAA, and the guy from National Geographic usually has a decent pair of jumper cables.
8. EZSlut - January 24, 2006 4:17 PM
Them paparazzi are like the onstar service. Always there when you need them.
9. brask - January 24, 2006 4:38 PM
Useful paparazzis? Thats a new one...
We love them of course, but were not the ones being chased... Must be a pain in the butt not being able to leave your home without having a horde on you're neck...
10. ESQ - January 24, 2006 4:48 PM
Post # 3 - that was the best comment. I am LMAF!
As for the pooparazzi, at least they learned their lessons from the Princess Di incident..
11. HughJorganthethird - January 24, 2006 5:18 PM
Yeah like one of these guys didn't plant a tracking device on the car somewhere. I'd have that bad boy swept if it were mine. But not many paparazzis are following me, only cops.
12. Spindoc - January 24, 2006 5:33 PM
Hey Britt, that car will look hot if you jack it up, put it on some cinder=blockes with grass growing out of the hood. Very cool out in front of your trailor..er..um house.
13. Jayne - January 24, 2006 5:49 PM
awwwwww that's so nice of them.
14. Shaun - January 24, 2006 5:56 PM
Poster # 4 - Thats funny.
K-Fed on the boneshaker singing his crap music to the public, waiting for his stop. Hahahaha.
15. tito - January 24, 2006 6:32 PM
Didn't they have their ferrari sent in to a shop for repairs a few months back? Man, if I spent $400,000 on a car, I'd be pissed...
16. Moksha - January 24, 2006 6:44 PM
2 smug biyatches in that tin can.
17. chiris - January 24, 2006 7:18 PM
Poor Ferrari, K-Fed must have tortured it by playing PopoZao and couldn't handle it
18. derekd - January 24, 2006 8:38 PM
They should be fuckin' shot, no trial, no jury, straight to execution for mistreating a work of art like that. I mean a Ferrari doesn't just "seize up" unless it hasn't been given proper maintenance. Dumb ass shitkickers. And Britney's fatass should be pushing that fucking thing from Malibu to San Pedro for a warmup workout. Lardass.
19. SugaryCherry - January 25, 2006 12:16 AM
Does NOBODY notice that one of the paparazzi actually ran in front of the car to take the picture that's being used for this article? They were probably too rushed trying to get Britney and her brother to wherever they were going so they could make hot, incestuous monkey-love.
20. mommy_long_legs - January 25, 2006 2:58 AM
Poster #2...I know! It's like, get off your fat ass and help them push the car! It may actually help her burn off a calorie or 2, although considering that she looks the way she does nowadays, that could be a totally foreign concept.
21. boyingcruz - January 25, 2006 4:03 AM
Publicity Publicity Publicity...
Britney's gearing up for a comeback...
But first she's got to drop 50 lbs of fat off her ass, and 200 lbs of man-bage off her back...
22. slinkhard - January 25, 2006 6:51 AM
I wouldn't let *my* brother drive a $200 grand car in the first place.
23. Monkey - January 25, 2006 10:16 AM
How does a $200,000 car just break down? When your husband rips out the engine, sells it for pot, and forgets to tell you.
24. Genevieve - January 25, 2006 10:33 AM
Why can't the paparazzi help her to dump her douchebag of her husband?
25. bafongu - January 25, 2006 11:04 AM
It didn't just seize up. I was watching her from the SatCom Satellite 3 when she left the house. After tracking her for a few miles I zapped the engine with a high level dose of PoPoZao. The vehicle nearly went airborne before failing mechanically. Much like any other animate or inanimate object subjected to lethal levels of PoPoZao.
26. sjb16 - January 25, 2006 11:44 AM
Looks like the engine seized cuz K-Fed's been taking the oil out and using it for his rat's nest of a head. Dirty hillbillies!
27. sapphireyez - January 25, 2006 12:26 PM
again.... WHERE IS HER BABY???? Is she EVER with that lil guy??
28. Captain_Pugwash - January 25, 2006 12:38 PM
I don't think the girl in the pics is actually Britney.
29. CelebGossipAficionado - January 25, 2006 5:22 PM
# 23...hilarious.
30. HollyJ - January 25, 2006 10:36 PM
I think Angelina's adopted Brit's baby. She's on a baby rampage. NO ONE IS SAFE!
31. susie-q - January 25, 2006 10:37 PM
where's the baby????????? oh he's over with Kevin today shooting the popozao video -
that was a hawt video - hawt i say - I can't believe he let someone video tape that garbage and that trance he went into.
he was just so pleased with it tho ... if i were his mom i'd be so dang proud of him
32. Zed - January 26, 2006 1:41 AM
If the paparazzi had any interest whatsoever in the salvation of humankind, they'd have pushed the Ferrari in the OPPOSITE direction, and it would have gone downhill right into the ocean, thereby eliminating at least 1/2 of the Brit-Fed daily fiasco.
But noooooo. No. They had to push it to safety.
Lucky us.
33. Badass - January 26, 2006 12:40 PM
It would have been even hotter if they'd lit the car on fire then pushed it off a cliff into cher's house.
34. butterflynans - February 2, 2006 12:39 AM
daing, look at her face, it should cause you disgust, because if you were there , as a fan or whatever, she'd expect you to push it for her. ohhh gawd!
i wonder if i eat cheetos i'll get that treatment too?
35. HollywoodSnark - December 14, 2006 10:28 AM
see, the paparazzi are just trying to help!
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