Jan 27 2006Brad Pitt is a chameleon

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That kind of man would drive me feckken crazy...
Stand up and be your own man - ugh!

That is kinda funny, but Brad Pitt is still hot. I'd do him AND Angelina.

Does every chameleon get to put his penis in such nice places? Because, if so, sign me up for some of that.

I don't care, I want to marry both of them, or at least Angelina.. Whoa

Wonder what Ange thinks after seeing that? ;) When he was with Jen, they had matching hair too, and he picked up her smoking habit and persued his bland architecture "hobby." Now he's with Ange, and he looks like her and has adopted all of her hobbies and interests as well.

He has no personality of his own. Seems like one of those bland, empty shells who just latches on to those around him. And that pic in the middle with Gwyneth....scariest pic of him EVER. SO GAY. Compare that to how he looked in Fight Club!

Superficial forgot to include the wedding pic of him and Jen where they have matching highlights. ;)

Puppet!

Totally p.w.'ed.

J.Lo. is the female version of Brad Pitt. She's morphed into every boyfriend/husband/fiance she's ever had.

I think it's partially the lighting...

Any one ever notice that Brad seems to be with the IT girl of the moment?

Gwenyth was hotter when they dated
Jennifer was on a hit TV show when they were married
and now Angelina...
hmmm someone likes the popular girls for an ego stroke, than tosses them aside when they're not so cool anymore...

That is so weird! Its like he is human tofu and picks up the characteristics of whomever he is with...Reminds me of the character in that movie Zelig...What's going to happen after a few years hanging around the kids? Can you say diapers and mohawk???

I'm only commenting on this because it annoys me when people rattle on when they don't know what they are talking about. Brad Pitt has been interested in architecture since college and has always smoked (well, at least since he was a teen).

As for the photos...veeerrryyy intersting. I would love to see him sporting the mohawk and diapers.

I had been wondering lately, what with all these pix of B&A, what's with this dark hair on Brad? But looking at your great composite, I can see it's even more creepy than I had thought!

Pretty funny! I never realize this :)

I just hope they don't find any pictures of him looking like Juliette Lewis!

That IS weird.

Same here, GirlyGirl. They're both sexy.

This news item is the same exact thing gossipdude Lloyd Groves wrote in the NY Post around the new year, along with similar photos. He swears off one celebrity a year and this year chose BP because of being a shapeshifter. Although, I think Groves was kinda mean about it...I never read his columns but for some reason, I did that day...they're a snoozefest.

that's not so surprising; people often pick up long-lasting characteristics from the people they've had relationships with. i think that's why, every once in a while, steve martin still shows up in our family's corn field, waiting for the space ship to come take him home.

This could have been titled "Brad Pitt is a Pussy". Because he, as the pictures show, is trully a wuss. And unlike Russell Crowe I would say that to his chick looking face.

Pussy.

blow the pictures up and offset the color and bang Andy Warhol

Can't wait for my Asian husband to start looking like me!

(Yeah, I'm not Asian)

LOL Bridget Jonesing! That is effin hilarious

Maybe Brad has some type of psychosis that everything has to match. Kind of like a obsessive compulsive thing.

#14 Check the 'source' link. Scroll down. There's a pic with him with the same hair syle as Juliette Lewis.
This is a bit weird. I think Brad needs a few more interests...or something...

he has Billy Bob sideburns now too...is there anything he won't do for her

Is Brad's hair really that dark now, or is the lighting in the picture? I haven't seen any pictures of him for awhile, so forgive my ignorance.

"Human tofu" is a perfect analogy (thanks, amma (#10)).
That's just really creepy and weak. I've never been a BP fan (except when I first saw him in Thelma and Louise). This certainly doesn't help. I have to believe Angelina is going to get tired of that really fast. She seems to have varied taste in men (and women), but all her previous paramours have had strong personalities. Sooner or later, she's going to find his clingy, me-too routine repulsive.

Haha...I agree. He does tend to morph into his women. As much as I like Brad and Angelina, I just hope he's not rebounding. Now there are children involved. From Paltrow, he rebounded with Aniston. From Aniston, he jumped right in with Angelina. I guess he doesn't like being alone. I don't care if his relationship with Angelina fizzles out. His relationship with his children better be a lifelong commitment.

"Shapeshifter" I love it! Watch as he morphs into Spock and Ange calls in Staan to scratch her "Seven Year Itch"..! He's banging the hotties of the moment, and of course, I would toss them all out of bed... NOT.....

Damn. That's scary. How is it that no one noticed this before?

So he's adaptable, what's wrong with that? Brad Pitt is fucking beautiful no matter what he looks like, and I think that as a straight guy. Damn I wish I looked like him. I tried wearing the Brad Pitt halloween mask to a club but I couldn't pull chicks. Then I realized it wasn't a mask of BP, it was Richard Nixon.

lmfao...nice.

I don't find him attractive anymore though...
*sniffs*

Another pic of Bland feeding off the life force of his latest host, the luscious lipped Vagalina:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006040460,00.html

(Scroll down to 2nd pic)

Ahhh! The sign of a good man, he assimilates and does what he's told. Like a good dog. Sit... Stay!

Angelina Jolie called. She wants her look back.

Creeeeeeepy.

I used to love BP ... but no more ... the site of him makes me ill ... can't wait for AJ to grow "tired" of him (and she will) and leave his ass. She doesn't stay in relationships long.

It'll be fantastic once he straps on a fake belly, or better yet, grows his own. Brad with a beer gut, mmmm.

Let's just say all you guys (and girls maybe) wish you had dated Gwyneth, Jennifer (and don't forget you all loved her before Brad dumped her) and Angelina and leave it at that.

ive always thought brad has picked women who look like him. hes so intensely arrogant its like gazing at himself all day long. total bliss no doubt.

ps- i really fucking HATE angelina. but i want to stab her in the eye.is that wrong?

Monkey see, monkey do...next we will be hearing that they wear the same underwear...is Brad a closet fag?

come on people, he's an ACTOR... he changes his look alot for the roles he plays.... think of pics of him in his "vampire" look, when he had that nasty bum look for a role, this latest dark stuff is for that jesse james movie. give the guy a break.

and you cant tell me that "normal" people dont do the same thing somewhat. i can honestly say i look completely different now than i did when i was married the first time, it's all about attitude. my hair isn't the same color it was back then, it's trashy trophy wife blonde vs the dumbass naive college girl look i had the first time around... ;)

I'm with the trophywife. Brad's changes in style have, generally speaking, been associated with movie roles he was attached to at the time. The dark hair now is for the Jesse Jame role. His hair in that pic of him and Gwyneth was possibly from the same time frame that he did 'Cool World' and 'A River Runs Through It', which would account for both the hair color and the cut. Who knows. Just playing devil's advocate. Maybe he IS modeling himself after his current loves...

And yet, somehow, the world still rotates on its axis.

Wow, he's twelve years older than her. Huh. That's not really a huge gap but I had never noticed that before now. ANYWAY!

I'm glad he's not with Paltrow anymore. That picture is just fricking scary.

And no, I didn't like Jennifer Aniston before he dumped her (or she dumped him, whatever). I've always hated Friends.

Hahahaha! That's too good.

Trophywife is right and you're all a bunch of jealous luzers.

Ha!

Trophywife is right, and I am too. Everyone evolves and adapts with each phase of life, and particularly with each partner. What creeps me out is the DEGREE to which BP morphs into his current flame. In photos, he even seems to be mimicking the posture and mien of his current girlfriend, to such an extent that it makes me think he lacks character. Yeah, sure, I'm reading a lot into it, but it's my prerogative. Peace.

trophywife et al are in denial.

and i thought BP was just having a mid-life but now it's clear he's got that wierd neurosis where his identity shifts according to the significant other who he fixates on.
Didn't his whining about kids start about the time he was in pre-production for Mr. & Mrs. Smith? zeroed in on AJ and *blammo* "i wanna have a bunch of k-i-i-i-ds. waaaa".

yeah zena marie and he also suddenly got concerned about African famine victims, morhping into a UN ambassador.

I can't wait until he falls for Naomi Campbell. rotflmao!!

Did he leave his spine in Cambondia or something?

It seems to me that BP takes on these whims of personality. I actually thought it was cool of him to be into architecture and designing houses, and he seems to have lose his passion for that.

Instead, he's taken up Jolie's passions (her kids) and and stepped right in to babydaddy mode. Adopting kids is hard work, and anyone who does so should understand and take seriously the responsiblity of these fragile little lives. My husband adopted (now) two year old twins internationally, but there are no cameras at my door proclaiming what a 'goodwill ambassador' I am for having done so. I just wanted to be a mom.

As for AJ, I can't stand her. She's seems determined to give them a rootless existence by dragging them all over the world with her and a cadre of nannies. I'm sure she's not a hands-on parent.

People adopt kids every day. It's a wonderful way to build a family, but it's not a step to sainthood.

I used to have a lot of respect for BP too, but now he just sickens me. The way he treats the women in his life (all of hollywood, anyway) is adolescent at best. Of course Jolie will give him the bitch slap/reality check he deserves, eventually, and then we'll be reading about the ugly visition/custody schedule in a few year's time.

She is more insane than her father, and thats basically One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest level...She is the vainest, most self-centered person in Hollywood. I despise her and that makes me angry that I could despise ANYONE I did not really know. She is a monster. He has made the worst move EVER in his career and in his life. He is now a complete douchebag and no matter how goodlooking he is, he will always and forever be a douchebag now. Now I feel really bad, at least douchebags serve a purpose...and I am angry that Brad made me use the same word I would use to describe Michael Moore or K-Fed. Go phuck yourselved Brangelina, we all hate you now and your plastic family.

Beautiful post No_Angel!! You nailed it.

Sounds like you adopted kids have a smart, together mom.

ROTFLMAO kitchy #51 !!

Diane Sawyer interviewed Aniston and had the video feed of Pitt so he could 'participate' in the interview (obviously a year or two ago)... and Diane asked him about fidelity and how he and Aniston do it and Pitt was soooo earnest about you know if something comes up you know you talk about it and you know you always keep it honest because you know life throws you lots of stuff but you do what it takes to respect and keep it together with your true love.
And Aniston got tears in her eyes and Pitt got tears in his eyes and Aniston said "who is that beautiful man" or som esuch trying to lighten the moment and Diane Sawayer beamed like Glenda the good witch and eveybody was happy... Little did they know he was just doing his chameleon number.

When he was in A River Runs Through It I thought he was really hot but after that he just ruined whatever charisma he seemed to have then. Theer are better looking guys on this campus so it was the whole mystique he carried that made him uber-boy, not his much talked about looks.

I'd like to see the effect if he hooked up with George Clooney. Than at least he wouldn't LOOK gay.

The pic at the page #33 gave the link to makes me want to blow chunks.

Showing off here "baby bump" eeew... yeah Angelina "I wouldn't hook up with a married man" Jolie, are you proud that Brad implanted you with your proud bump while he was still married to Aniston??
AJ is grotesque -- proof a pretty face can actually turn into a gargoyle when the person's character (or lack there of) shows through. Her lips look like the sucker-mouth that a lamprey eel uses to attach to it's victims. Brad and she are doing a great job of mutual vampirization.

OH! Since he does seem to shapeshift to match his partner...Here are some good matches to ponder. . .

Carrot Top
Al Roker
Danny Devito
Rhea Perleman
Steve Buscemi
Gene Shallot
Cheech Marin
Larry King
Maude
Michael Bolton
Joan Rivers
Chef
Joe Piscopo
Annie Lennox
The Rolling Stones
Yoko Ono
Meatloaf
Elton John
Liberace (alive)
Liberace Dead (also listed as Joan Rivers)
Howie Mandel
Pauly Shore
Carson Daily
Jack Ozbourne
Captain Kangaroo
The WigglesWilliam Shatner
Barney
Michael Jackson AND his monkey
Leslie Neilson
Tinky Winky
Captain Crunch
Mr. Clean
Brad Pitt

My god what if he dated himself! What WOULD he look like! Maybe this is how wormholes are created!

I personally think BP was only hot in Fight Club. But I'd never touch him cause im sure his ego would get in the way.
AJ- her mouth scares me..also its gross how shes is pregnant AND still looks like she doesn't eat. Anyone ever see her arms? Her veins stick out worse than a junkies.
I totally agree with No Angel #50... I think AJ is going for the Madonna Complex( no, not our friend Esther..) like.. "hey I can't be a husband stealing whore.. I adopt poor 3rd world countries unwanted children.."

Quote: "What creeps me out is the DEGREE to which BP morphs into his current flame. In photos, he even seems to be mimicking the posture and mien of his current girlfriend..."

Exactly. Reminds me of this:

http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/12/what_do_you_get.html#comments

HO HO HO! Comment no. 50 No_Angel you're so right! I'm with you all the way...

Someone commented that is creepy how can she look so skinny even when she's pregnant. And that' SO true. Women in hollywood are so skinny that they look ready to be cast in "night of the living dead" God! Food is good, ladies!

I hate to defend her, but she IS just naturally slim, particularly her limbs. Other than that she is pretty shapely and curvaceous. Not everyone is built like a flumpy-dumpy 'mumsy' birthing machine. If Vagalina was a cat she'd probably be siamese.

I hate to defend her, but she IS just naturally slim, particularly her limbs. Other than that she is pretty shapely and curvaceous. Not everyone is built like a flumpy-dumpy, mumsy birthing machine (eg. stumpy little Britney) If Vagalina was a cat she'd be Siamese.

"Shapeshifter", "human tofu" - we're getting some good lingo today.

The rest of you, keep it short perleeeeeeease: all these long posts are just visual white noise hissssssssssssssss, keep on scrolling, keep on scrolling...

That is funny.

Hey wait, what am I saying? When the "more cowbell" chick hangs out with me, as she often does, she wears high-waters and Carhart farmwear, just like I do. You got a problem with that?

"God! Food is good, ladies!"

Oh, no. You're saying that to American women? That's like telling Nazis, "invading Poland can be fun!"

Being pregnant does not necessarily mean becoming a heffer, and remaining one.

So skip the long ones and use your scroll finger AmberDextrose #62. No one expects you to tax your attention span unless you just want to.

These pics are too damn funny! I have to agree with comment #4 girly girl. I'd do them both, too. I'd pick Angelina first over Brad. She's super hot!

Basically most of you hit it right on the nose. AJ is nothing but a big loser. BP is the second biggest loser. No wonder they left for London. Both are legends in their own minds. She disgusts me. Walks around with that "innocent" look. I did nothing. Yeah right. When you disrespect another woman or anyone else to that matter, it means you have no respect for yourself. So what difference did it make to her. NONE. Goes on national TV and lies. What does she care? He obviously didn't care either. So JA is better off. It just surprised me, I really didn't think he was that type of guy, Obviously I was wrong. We also have children here who need to be adopted, why doesn't she adopt here?? Oh yeah, that's right, she obviously can't buy them here or doesn't have any connections. Ya know?

"Maybe this is how wormholes are created!"

Funniest thing ever.

I think his hair right now is for a movie, but I agree, he is an actor, he is supposed to change, and I like the theory that he may have been with different women at various points in his life agewise, interest wise, whatever.

I think he looks good and so does Angie, but man, I am praying their baby isn't some mutant.

The truth is, JA was too good for Brad. Upon reading up about the photo spread in W, it's now more obvious than ever that he's a complete asshole. He and that fuck-up AJ deserve each other.

Little out of date but Jane Fonda did the exact same thing, when she was with Roger Vadim she was the Barbarella Sex kitten just like his other wife Bridget Bardot. When she was with Tom Hayden she was the anti-war protestor/north viet-nam poster girl and when she was with Ted Turner she was the woman who wore ball gowns and did charity luncheons with the other good southern wives.

im an Angelina Jolie fanatic. I LOVE her!!!!! but i hate that prick Brad Pitt. he's such a little....ugh!! he's not even a real man, besides the fact that he couldnt keep his thing in his pants. I love Jen too so im on both teams, im ust against Brad Pitt. If he thinks of leaving Jolie later on to go be someone else's little Barbie i will hunt and kill him!! Actually I think Ang will leave HIM, she has said she cant stand being the one in charge all the time and just look at him! Angie's more like the man in the relationship. He just follows around like a pup. I bet Maddox is in more charge than he is.

maddox is a qtpie i don't blame brad for wanting to adopt him. i think he always wanted kids, angelina just brought that out of him. too bad it was her and not me. well i hope they do break up coz i'd give him all the babies he wants! he looks good no matter what look he takes on, that's a true artist like how madonna used to make herself over all the time..

I didn't like AJ before BP and I dislike her even more now...I'm in agreement, this relationship will not last long. AJ will be looking for someone new in a year of so.

Changing the subject slightly, has anyone else noticed...pictures of BP with his past loves always showed them holding/touching each other...all pictures I've seen of BP and AJ there is a significate distance between them...and she's usually in front of him...and they never seem to look at each other...what's up with that.

I agree with many of the statements. I think AJ will tire of BP and he will have to morph again. Here is one thing I am confused about: Does anyone else remember AJ going at it w/ her brother? Now people refer to her as classy and graceful... I believe someone who does that in public and steals someone's husband is neither classy nor graceful, more like disgraceful!

woah, he really takes accessorizing to another level! http://hollywoodsnark.com

Brad Pitt's got mother issues. He's looking for a mother in all of his girlfriends. Luckily, Angelina Jolie fits that type so he's all set.

lol, that plus hanging around all those kids all day long!

exactly!!!!
he's busy...