Jan 10 2006Arnold Schwarzenegger crashes motorcycle
Arnold Schwarzenegger crashed his motorcycle over the weekend, with his 12-year old son Patrick riding in the sidecar. They were both wearing helmets and weren't seriously injured, but they were taken to St. John's Hospital where Arnold got 15 stitches in his lip. All he needs to do now is get engaged to a homosexual and his transformation into Katie Holmes will be nearly complete.
Crash Terminates Arnold's Joyride [E! Online]
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1. Icequeen - January 10, 2006 3:51 AM
Holy crap his face looks like putty.
2. Shaun - January 10, 2006 7:17 AM
Arnold is really starting to show his age now. I never really noticed until I looked at that picture. All my images of him selling realstate and bodybuilding look nothing like that. Mind you, online and in Fitness mags Adobe Photoshop works wonders.
As for Katie Holmes, I think no one commented on that topic in fear of catching what she has when that photo was taken.
Speak aloud and thall shall receive. No thank you.
3. Rocknrope - January 10, 2006 9:25 AM
If it bleeds, ve can kill it.
4. Justin Cider - January 10, 2006 11:43 AM
Hey, isn't it wierd that is son is named Patrick... If memory serves, Patrick was the name of the Actor who played the new Terminator in the sequel....
5. MoReNaCubanMa - January 10, 2006 11:49 AM
yuckk
6. twodollartricks - January 10, 2006 3:38 PM
Probably collagen gone wrong..
7. HollyJ - January 10, 2006 6:35 PM
What a stupid jerk. Too bad it didn't wipe that stupid smug look off his face. I like that it looks painful for him, though.
Even his fellow Austrians think he's an asshole:
http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3473703
8. celeb_hater - January 10, 2006 8:31 PM
Justin,
Patrick is also the name of Arnold's nephew. Arnie had one older brother, Meinhard, that died in 71 leaving one son, Patrick.
9. John - January 11, 2006 5:20 AM
I was convinced that The Governator would be immune to this sort of thing. After all, isn't he just skin and flesh over a metal exo-skeleton?
10. HughJorganthethird - January 11, 2006 6:42 AM
Remember when i said I'd kill you last Harley Davidson? I lied.
And just for future reference hollyJ being hated by Austrians isn't excatly something to be ashamed of, considering who they've loved in the past (Kurt Waldhiem, Hitler etc..)
11. loozher - January 11, 2006 4:40 PM
He got an upper lip implant, all the rich famous old people are doing it.
Motorcycle accident sounds cool, COSMETIC SURGERY does not.
12. sarakai - January 13, 2006 12:27 AM
I definitely agree loozher. Don't motorcycle helmets cover your whole head and face... very suss.
13. vida - January 13, 2006 3:32 AM
O Ah-nold! U ah-not da weel tuma-natah! U a gurlly-man! (that's my arnold accent). Ever notice how politicians seem to age the fastest? Wonder if it has anything to do with conflict between their conscience and all their bullcrap...ROFL...o gosh! couldn't say conscience with a straight face!
14. HollywoodSnark - December 12, 2006 5:49 PM
wow, the gropenator drives a motorcycle with a side-car...could it get anymore gay?
http://hollywoodsnark.com