Jan 25 2006Anne Hathaway is turning into a clown

It's ok, Anne.....slowly put down the red lipstick and step away from the mirror and nobody will get hurt.

What happened to the days when this site would only post good photos of the hottest female celebs? I got great masturbatory material from here. Nowadays, the photos, like this one of Hathaway, do the reverse: They're more effective than a long cold shower.

Alyssa Milano and Ronand McDonald: WHAT IF THEY MATED?

Looks like we've found our next Joker.

And this is why Emmy Rossum pwns her.

She is a walking optical illusion.

Forget the comments on Anne Hathaway...I'm surprised nobody's said anything about the Brian Peppers link!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

she is more like aaa ...walkin talkin advertisement for blowjob

Anne needs a little lighter shade of lipstick. And, a make up artist that gives a damn about how her clients look.
Anne would be far more beautiful if she went with more natural or softer tones.

Holy Toledo Batman! The Joker is back!

#7 HeeHaw: I had never heard of Brian Peppers. I second that. AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

awwwww, maybe she's just going through an awkward phase. She'll cuten up by the time she's sixteen.

#7-couldn't agree more. The bigger question is WHY are we discussing Anne Horseaway when Brian Peppers exists. AND he's a fucking sex offender????

Why is anyone acting as if this is anything new? Anne Hathaway ALWAYS wears shades of lipstick that, given her skin tone and the fullness of her lips, are overpowering. Look at her photo gallery at imdb. There are plenty there, though there are also pics of her with more reasonable shades.

there's a time and place for Bitch Red lipstick, but this ain't it.

i've read on forums that Brian Peppers the sex offender is in fact in a wheelchair. Can you imagine that guy rolling up to you and creepily start grobing your breast or whatever? wow

Ok, I hate to say anything nice on here.....but, I'll say that a lot of awards shows start in the daytime so the stars are wearing nightime make-up (What we out of the business call Whore Marke-up) and in the brigtht sunlight can look kinda freaky on anybody. (I feel dirty for giving her a break) That said...Ann, you look like you ate out Courtney Love during her period, try a lighter shade.

Oh yeah one more thing...That Brian Peppers Link?!?!? DAMN!!!! he'd HAVE to be a sex offender. I can't imagine anybody going willingly.

Re: Brian Peppers, #11 and #12...

Nothing tops Peppers, but this is definitely funny too, and better than Anne Hathaway... :D

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0123061mugpair1.html

Ok, Anne, say this line..."Wait till they get a load of me". Screentets over, you're our new Joker. Seriously though, she doesn't have any bad features per se but that makeup is unfortunate.

Anne Hathaway,let me introduce you to a Mystic Tanner...
I actually thought Brian "Pervert" Peppers was an urban legend until I did a little research on him: http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

ok its official this site is giving me nightmares..thanx like i need more bad images in my head

She doesn't have the face or the sauciness to pull off this shade of red. She looks like a 6th grader trying to be Angelina Jolie. It doesn't work. Her eyebrows look funny, too. You can't emphasize your mouth like this (especially when it's already so large) and then leave your eyes neutral. Likely she has no make-up artist and is doing the homemade Cover Girl thing. You gotta know what you're doing with make-up or you'll look like this. She's obviously a novice.

So that photo of Brian Peppers made its way around my work a couple of months ago (minus the article, just the photo), so a friend and I created a Myspace site using that photo and created a whole personality for him, and we wanted to see how many girls we could get to accept as friends using that photo. He has a lot of porn stars for friends, that's all I have to say. I admit, it was/is really immature, but sure did make for some entertainment around here.

Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she'd look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?

all that has to happen next is her head spins around and she vomits blood. At least they won't have to bother with making her wax figure :P

1) She was obviously high on some sort of drug(s).
2) Alot of my friends do drugs.
3) Soooo, you go girl!!!

I think Ann is really pretty...but yeah, could use a little more of a brownish, red shade. For that matter, with a full mouth like that, she should just do smoky eyes and neutral mouth.
That being said {sorry, girls love to talk make-up}...Brian Peppers! I checked the links...and I still can't believe it. He can't be real. Its not possible. Does he have some sort of condition, like possibly not being fully human???? F!!!!!

Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon's Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the "it's a small world" category, he's from my hometown.

Here's a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don't click.

Brian Peppers does indeed have a medical condition. Either Crouzon's Syndrome or Apert Syndrome can cause such facial malformations. In the "it's a small world" category, he's from my hometown.

Here's a link from Snopes which includes links to info on the syndromes. Warning, it has the picture of Peppers as well, so if it freaks you out to see his pic, don't click.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/peppers.asp

damn,i bet she can suck a gopher out a hole with those lips.

There's something odd going on with her hairline too...

If you look at a photo from December, it looks totally different:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/3933/Events/3933/AnneHathaw_Kambo_6692205_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Hathaway,%20Anne

Whenever I see pics of her I just think about her uni-brow...

eek! SoCoDivka, thats an even worse picture.
I swear some relative of hers with a lot of money must of produced her movies because she is just not pretty...at all.

Actually most makeup artists recommend only playing up your eyes OR your mouth.. not both. Do you honestly think she'd look like LESS of a clown if she had a wild colour on her eyes, too?

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You don't use wild colors on your eyes when you're using the red shades of lipstick--you use the smoky, smoldering colors. This chick is wearing neutral colors on her eyes with her reds, which is why all you see is her mouth. She needs a good black mascara, too; her eyelashes are very weak. If done the right way, with beautiful eyes in these shades and that kick-ass red, a brunette will stop traffic.

Its like the time Homer Simpson set his newly invented "make up gun" on whore...

Why are people defending her and explaining her (stylist/makeup artist/whatever) fashion decisions??? She would still look butt-ass nasty no matter what! Also...her movies are lame-ass Disney tripe that are so pathetically and transparently designed to boost the self images of fat pre-skank/pre-teens. About all this talentless butterface is useful for is de-cobbing corn kernels for old folks who can still digest!

Photoshop

I thought Photoshop at first too, but looking at her IMDB photos page it's unfortunately not, and it's rather scary how freakishly ugly she looks in all her pictures.

There must be an attractive girl hidden under there somewhere, but by god she doesn't half try to cover it up with some awful makeup.

I would still hit that shit. She has some nice taters.

http://www.bigdaddysteens.com/wp-content/0510photos/tnanne_hathaway-havoc-002.jpg

Anne Hathaway is absolutely gorgeous.
That is just a REALLY unflattering picture of her. Bad makeup, boring hairstyle and a HORRIBLE dress.

Um, and Anne Hathaway is beautiful?

Yes, Mr. Superficial, it is called makeup.

I happen to think she looks beautiful.

"She has some nice taters."

hee hee.

She and Liv Tyler are The Great Buck-Toothed Twins.

that's just plain scary

I wonder if Anne has ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

This bitch is plain scary. She's probably the type that's fucked many (not just men or women if you know what I mean) and acts like she's so innocent. What is her secret?

Do you know who the Carver is?

She's actually really pretty-but couple the hair being up and the bad makeup and she looks strange.

Miss Gulch, learn to read. If you actually could read you would see that Hollus was saying the exact same thing as you- that you play up your eyes OR your lips, not both.
No ones impressed by your knowledge of make-up... so just bag the shit Anne then leave.

And thanks superficial for the Peppers link, i'll be having nightmares tonight!!!

Oh god her face looks like a fucking vagina!

"All your lipstick are belong to us."

FREAKY

saraki *rolls eyes*
You're the one whose literacy should be taken into question. Smoky and Neautral are different styles ~.~

Neautral? Is that something different than neutral? I must keep up with makeup shades, I'll just write a little note to myself (scribble) to do so.

I thought she was enchanting and so beautifual in Ella - it appears she's one of those women who becomes less beautiful after puberty. The lipstick has gotta go.

i too was a little surprised when i saw her on tv at the golden globes - she seems to have lost a considerable amount of weight, which made her face look smaller thereby making some of her features more prominent, also made her eyeballs jut out. she looks haggardly (which can result from losing weight too rapidly.)

Earthtones, girl, earthtones, for gawd sakes, woman!

Yeah, yeah, the lipstick is blinding, but look at the shatacular hairdo...making the ears shoot out of her noggin like califlower. It will take the entire Bravo channel gay squad to fix the mess that is her head.

"she and Liv Tyler are The Great Buck-Toothed Twins."

HELL no. Anne looks pretty scary ( just a case of incredibly awful make-up). but Liv Tyler is stuuuuunning. From Empire Records to Elf princess-whatever. Theres absolutely no comparison.

ANYWAYS. Anne Hathaway was cute in the princess diaries, but is pretty much forgettable. yawn.

It's actually one of the better pictures from that night for her - those fake laugh shots are just bad. http://anneplace3.imess.net/hires_63goldenglobe.html

As well she's not just wearing neutral shades on her eyes, it's a sparkly white. This is a really hard colour to pull off and with that lipstick I don't think anyone could.

Wow, she really does look like a clown in that picture. She's not an ugly girl, but I'd suggest a new makeup artist. Preferably one that doesn't use a Sharpie to draw on her eyebrows.

At least she isn't anorexic or disgustingly tan.

Isn't the problem that she has big EVERYTHING: eyes, lips, teeth, nose... but a tiny face?

I think she's very pretty. And she has perfect skin. I hate people with perfect skin. Die, bitch!

Someone obviously has a fetish for The Joker. Maybe some gay makeup guy did it to her. But that link to her upper body is quite lovely.

http://anneplace3.imess.net/high_res_63rdhfpa/pic_hires_63agga_03.jpg

y god, I've seen ginger people with darker skin than that. either she's plastered head to toe in foundation, ro that girl needs sunlight for at least 5 minutes a week.

In conclusion, I cannot spell.

*My god
*or that girl

She looks kinda hot in Havoc. I haven't seen Princess Diaries b/c I stopped watching disney movies when I was a preteen. But yeah, obviously the lipstick is all wrong.

I am so freaked out right now. Not by Anne, but by the fact that I need to surf the web more. I was reading along and said to myself, " I went to school with a Brian Peppers" and clicked the link. Holy crap. I DID go to school with Brian Peppers.

Is it just me or does she look like a thunderbird puppet?

He'd have to be a sex offender with that face!

This is what happens when you let Jack Nicholson do your make-up, people.

At #39, why doesn't she ever do her make-up like that? topless and all.

Posted by sarakai on January 26, 2006 12:00 AM

Miss Gulch, learn to read. If you actually could read you would see that Hollus was saying the exact same thing as you- that you play up your eyes OR your lips, not both.
No ones impressed by your knowledge of make-up... so just bag the shit Anne then leave.

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Hey, I didn't post for you, so shave your armpits and get over it. Hollus and I did NOT say the same thing, Miss Informed. She emphasizes the "either/or" on the eyes and lips, and I'm saying you can do both if they're done in the right shades. Why don't you go work on the car engine until you can figure this stuff out.

She looks like Wallis's love interest in Wallis & Gromit's Were Rabbit. I can't remember the characters name.

Scary!

Ha, this on-going make-up fight is too funny. It's like Miss Gulch (or whatever her name is)checks back to reply every 30 minutes. Why don't you guys give each other your email addresses and take your little tiff elsewhere?

Why doesn't she go for that sultry look as per that nice pic on imdb... clearly she was trying for the 1940s film star look. sorry hun but you need to look clinicly depressed to carry that one off, not smiling inanely at the camera thinking 'well if this doesn't work at least my lipstick isn't on my teeth'. Doesn't she have the cash to hire a stylist like the rest of them??

well, at least she has a career in the circus ahead of her!
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