Jan 6 2006Nick Lachey is your sexual fantasy
In an interview with Elle magazine, Nick Lachey admits that he used to put on Jessica Simpson's shoes and walk around in them, saying: "It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into."
Other revelations from Lachey, 32, in the interview include him owning up to "typically (being) an overly sensitive person, I lay my heart out there too often." For instance, he tells Elle, "I've never been shy about crying. Sometimes we're so scared of our emotions that we rob ourselves."
Among his emotional admissions: He still thinks his ex is the sexiest woman he's ever seen. He's also a proponent of candid conversation. "I haven't even realized my full dirty talk potential," he claims.
So if any of you women out there have ever wondered what a sexual encounter with Nick Lachey would be like, it'd probably consist of him calling you a dirty slut while wearing your shoes and sobbing uncontrollably. Just thinking about it makes me orgasm. And by orgasm I mean super orgasm.
Nick's 'Kinky' Marriage Secret [People]
Jan 6 2006Kevin Federline sets the record straight
Kevin Federline has broken his silence. The dancer, appearing on Los Angeles radio host Ryan Seacrest's show yesterday, told Seacrest that everything is "wonderful" between he and Britney Spears. He then punched Seacrest in the nuts and challenged him to a dance-off, calling him "Ryan Seabitch." (note: just because I made that last part up doesn't mean it never happened).
When Seacrest asked if he was kicked out of the home he shares with Spears, Federline replied, "No way," and later laughed when Seacrest asked, "What about the divorce reports?" He also denied reports his Ferrari had been repossessed, saying it was simply being taken into a local garage for repairs. He also laughed off reports that he and his wife were planning to have a second baby. He said, "Nah, not right now, we're gonna wait."
Some questions I wish that Seacrest would have asked: "Kevin, why are you such a douchebag?" or "People often say to me 'Ryan, that Kevin Federline is a total douchebag'. Can you explain that?" or "I was watching this documentary on douchebags the other day, and you were featured prominently. In fact, I believe it was called 'Kevin Federline: profile of a douchebag' - what's that all about?"
Jan 6 2006Kate Moss says no for a change
Kate Moss will defy police demands to return to Britain to face allegations of drug-taking, insisting she's too busy working. If police want to force her back sooner, they'll have to speak to her lawyers, one of the her aides insisted. Yet last night, a source said she still intends to return.
"She will come when she has time but she has two or three photoshoots to do first," the source said. "The police know who her lawyers are and if they want to force her to come back they will have to speak to them rather than the newspapers. You do have to ask yourself why, when there are so many terrible crimes out there, they seem to be concentrating on Kate Moss. Kate has every intention of returning to Britain, which is her home, when she has a gap in her diary."
I love the indignation in this quote. But I think the reason the cops are interested in her is that - and stop me if I'm wrong here - the last time I checked, snorting cocaine was illegal. From what I understand, however, being a drunken nympho is not . Otherwise she'd get the chair.
Jan 6 2006Mariah Carey needs a bib
Here's a quick question for you: say you've put on some weight recently. You barely fit in your clothes. When you're having dinner people ask if you're "eating for two." Do you then a) hit the gym, b) draw some fake abs on your bean-bag stomach, or c) shovel food down your face so fast that you need a bib, and then publicize this fact. If you chose c, you and Mariah Carey should get together, because she told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I'm so excited to get in bed, watch movies and eat. I joke that I need a bib because I'm such a messy eater." She added: "At a restaurant people are looking at you so when I'm in private I eat like a two-year-old."
I think what she meant to say is "when I'm in private I eat two-year olds. By the dozen." Which I'm not entirely against since, despite being soft and squishy, she now has ginormous boobs. Which, I'm assuming, are also soft and squishy.
Jan 5 2006Lindsay Lohan released, CNN doesn't care
Lindsay Lohan's spokeswoman announced today that Lindsay has been released from the Miami hospital where she was recovering from her asthma attack, saying: "She is much better. She is on her way home with her family. She is doing great."
I'm actually not even sure why I'm writing about this, but I figure we've had so much Lindsay coverage over the past week that we might as well keep it up. Somebody has to make her feel special, since other sites like CNN can't even care enough to spell her name right.
Lindsay Lohan out of hospital after asthma attack [Reuters]
Thanks to super spell checker Gillian for the screen capture.
Jan 5 2006Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Kelly Rowland laugh at people in Cabo
These are a few pictures of the trio in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico...laughing at some mexican who was trying to get to them, also with the group but not pictured was Solange Knowles And her hubbie.
they were staying at the Esperanza Resort, my cousin woirks in the place and gave me all the goss on them, nothing to interesting, just mentioned that they were late for everything that they had scheduled and that Beyonce, Jay-Z and Kelly were friendly but that theyre antorage was not (a.k.a the leaches)...
Thanks to Alejandro for the tip, and for reminding me that those two crazy clowns are still together. Sometimes I call people ugly to be mean, but in the case of Jay-Z I use it to be scientifically accurate.
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Jan 5 2006Mischa Barton tanning, hopefully
Here's Mischa Barton snuggling up in Miaimi with a guy I assume is her boyfriend Cisco Adler. In the second photo (after the jump) she appears to be suntanning. At least, I hope that's what she's doing. And I really hope that's suntan lotion she's rubbing on herself. Not Cisco lotion.
Jan 5 2006Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes in trouble?
Rumors are circulating that wedding plans for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been put on hold after reportedly tense holidays spent at Holmes’ house. According to Life & Style Weekly, Cruise “decided to take the opportunity to mend fences with the family of his fiancée.” But things didn’t go so well.
“Tom and Katie ended up leaving — three days earlier than planned,” according to a close friend. “Katie was in tears, but that’s standard when it comes to dealing with family matters and Tom.” Another friend said “My honest opinion is that the wedding’s not going to happen. Neither one of them seems as enthusiastic as they once did about marriage.”
Well, short of playing a coke-fueled game of "nipple-tickle" before a live audience, I don't think it's possible to seem more enthusiastic than they once did. Maybe they're just tired. Maybe Tom's tired of touching breasts that don't belong to an inflatable Meatloaf doll. Maybe Katie's tired of dressing in flannel during sex. And wearing a fake beard. And talking like a trucker.
Jan 5 2006Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards divorce
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards jointly refiled for divorce yesterday, saying the reasons were "cumulative." They initially filed for divorce last March but tried to reconcile for the sake of their daughters. Which is nice and all, but I suspect the real reason for their attempted reconciliation had less to do with their children and more to do with Charlie getting tired of paying for whores and getting chlamydia.
Sheen and Richards learned just how much they hate each other last month after they left the kids at home for a romantic getaway at a resort in Barbados. Splash News reports they fought, avoided each other, and left two days early.
Not a good week for the kids. First the "Surprise! We're going on vacation without you!" and then the "Surprise! We're back! And we're getting divorced. Again. Sorry to kind of lead you on like that." This is like The Parent Trap in reverse. In any case, I give it three weeks before Charlie puts the bunnyranch back on speed-dial. Maybe two.
Fail once, and then fail again [Page Six]
Jan 5 2006Scarlett Johansson gets L'Oreal loving
Scarlett Johansson has signed a $4 million deal to be the new spokesmodel for L'Oreal, only weeks after her two-year contract with Calvin Klein fragrances ended. Johansson will join the ranks of Beyonce Knowles, Natalie Imbruglia, Eva Longoria, Aishwarya Rai, Claudia Schiffer, Andie MacDowell, and Milla Jovovich at L'Oreal and says, "It's wonderful to be working with L'Oreal, a company that has celebrated independent women for years. I'm very excited to be part of this campaign, which is modern and fashion forward."
I bet that's the sweetest $4 million Scarlett has ever landed. Instead of actually having to act or work, now all she has to do is stand there and not go bald.
Jan 5 2006Paris Hilton is getting sued
Paris Hilton is facing two lawsuits this month which accuse her of spreading lies about an altercation with Zeta Graff, and of harassing a business promoter.
The first suit pits the hotel heiress-actress against diamond heiress-actress Zeta Graff, who is seeking at least $10 million in damages for Hilton's comments in a July New York Post story.
The paper reported that Graff — who once dated Hilton's then-fiance, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis — went "berserk" at the nightclub, tried to strangle Hilton and attempted to steal her diamond necklace.
Graff denies the report and claims Hilton said "I'm going to destroy you" after trying to oust her from the club, according to the suit.
A hearing also is set for the same day on the second lawsuit in which promoter Brian Quintana, 37, alleged that Hilton harassed and badmouthed him in the news media and threatened his life. He is seeking a restraining order.
I don't doubt that either of these cases have legitimate claims - since Paris has been known to kick people to death in fits of rage - but suing Paris Hilton for being a bitch is like suing a grizzly bear for eating off your head. You know what you're getting into when you meet them, so either poke the grizzly in the eye with a stick or don't, but don't sue it afterwards for ripping off your arms.
Jan 5 2006Hank Azaria needs more friends
Hank Azaria's assistant has sent out an email to try and fill some empty seats for Hank's poker party tonight.
HANK Azaria is hosting a poker party tonight at his SoHo pad. How do we know? We were forwarded the following e-mail from the actor's assistant, Illana Manaster: "I have seven spots for poker on Thursday night at Hank Azaria's place in SoHo. The game is no limit, $500 buy-in. I will happily reserve spots for the first seven people who get back to me. The game will start around 8:30." Others who were cc'd the e-mail included actor/producer Fisher Stevens, chef Bobby Flay and nightlife power player Scott Sartiano.
There's something incredibly pathetic about a man's assistant having to email strangers to try and find people to play poker with. I bet he frequents the local soup kitchen, paying homeless men to occasionally drop by his house and be his friend. It's sad until you think about it. And then it's funny. And then sad again, because your mind wanders and you picture a lonely deer getting shot in the woods.
Gambling Man [Page Six]
Jan 4 2006Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant
A number of readers have mailed in saying that Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant, as a friend visited her early this morning bringing an overnight bag which had a pregnancy test in it.
A friend of Lindsay Lohan returns to Mount Sinai Medical Center with some shopping including a Pregnancy Test. The woman left the hospital in the early hours of Wednesday with Lindsay Lohan's limo driver. She returned to the Emergency Department at 1:30 am with several overnight bags and food shopping including a Pregnancy test, Playing cards, mouthwash, Coke, and a box of Cocoa Puffs. The friend declined to comment on Lindsay's condition.
First of all, that doesn't look like a woman handing Lindsay Lohan - or the blurry object pretending to be Lindsay Lohan - the bag. Second of all, why would she request a pregnancy test at the hospital, during the middle of huge news coverage over her asthma attack and admission of cocaine/bulimia. There's too much here that doesn't add up. Then again, I did fail second grade math and Linday Lohan is a loose whore.
Thanks to everybody who sent this in.
UPDATE: Images removed at the request of the owner.
Jan 4 2006Lindsay Lohan fights drugs and bulimia
In a move so shocking that I was shocked until I died from getting shocked to death, Lindsay Lohan has admitted in an interview with Vanity Fair that she dabbled with drugs and bulemia.
"I knew I had a problem and I couldn't admit it," Lohan, the star of movies such as "Mean Girls" and "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," told Vanity Fair magazine.
"I was making myself sick. I was sick and I had people sit me down and say 'You're going to die if you don't take care of yourself,"' she said in the magazine's latest issue, which hit newsstands on Wednesday.
Lohan said she used drugs "a little" but quickly tried to retract the admission and denied that she had taken cocaine. "I don't want people to think that I've done ... you know what I mean? It's kind of a sore subject," she said.
Lohan's publicist called Vanity Fair the day after the interview to try to get the confession omitted from the article, the New York Post reported.
In an apparent U-turn from interviews last year, the actress admitted fighting the eating disorder bulimia, which made her lose weight at an alarming rate.
It was when she saw footage of herself on a "Saturday Night Live" television appearance looking skeletal that Lohan became aware of how ill she really was.
"I saw that 'SNL' after I did it. My arms were disgusting. I had no arms," she said.
Her physical condition led to a two-week hospitalization with a swollen liver and kidney infection last year.
Lohan was admitted to hospital on Monday after experiencing breathing difficulties in her hotel room in Miami, spokeswoman Leslie Sloane told Reuters.
It's always infuriating when a celebrity admits to something the entire world has already known for years. Why won't these lying bastards save us some trouble and admit to it straight off the bat. It would be like the sun coming out in a press release tomorrow and telling everybody it was big and hot and more than a two hour car drive away.
Jan 4 2006Kiefer Sutherland drunk. Again.
Kiefer Sutherland was flat on his back on the floor of a hotel lobby after a marathon drinking session with pals. He and his band ordered in tray after tray of whisky, beer, gin and wine at London's trendy Borderline club and ended up at Strand Palace Hotel in the West End.
At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby. He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine. He then charged into a 12ft Christmas tree, sending it crashing to the floor. "I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down." The party was finally called off at 5.30am by hotel security - when guests starting arriving for breakfast.
Ah, nothing says Christmas quite like talking shit to the Christmas tree. And then attacking it. I'd say this was an aberration for Kiefer, but it's not. If booze was hair, he'd be the sasquatch.
Thanks to Katrina for the tip.
Jan 4 2006Reese Witherspoon gives terrible gifts
Some people are terrible gift givers. Usually these people are poor or old, and as such should be sold to Turkish slavers. But Reese Witherspoon has no such excuse, being neither old nor poor. And yet, as a Christmas gift to her husband Ryan Phillipe, she recorded two of his favorite Frank Sinatra tunes. The actress recorded the classics I've Got a Crush on You and The Best Is Yet to Come.
To make her gift extra special, she asked staff at Beverly Hills, Los Angeles restaurant La Dolce Vita to play her Sinatra renditions as the couple enjoyed a romantic pre-Christmas dinner. A source says, "Ryan is such a Sinatra nut, he was thrilled with the surprise."
Note to Reese: if Ryan really wanted to hear you sing he would have stuck a microphone in the shower. I imagine the whole time he's sitting there, thinking "Ooookay, smile and nod politely." Then looking around, thinking, "I don't...see a Ferrari anywhere yet." Then cringing when the waiter comes up to him and says "what a pretty dress you have on, Mr. Witherspoon."
Jan 4 2006Gwyneth Paltrow is nuts
According to London's Daily Mail, Gwyneth Paltrow has called in a rabbi from the trendy Kabbalah Centre after becoming convinced that her home is haunted.
“Gwyneth believes that the dark energy that has dogged her lately is due to something dark and unexplained in her home,” a source said. “Her pregnancy is not as peaceful as her last one and she has also been upset by a stalker.” Paltrow reportedly acted on the advice of her friend Madonna, who has been known to call on the help of a Kabbalah rabbi to bless concert stages to get rid of negative energy.
For the record, I am against people being murdered. There are, however, three exceptions to this rule: 1) rapists, 2) zombie Hitler, and 3) Gwyneth Paltrow. This 'negative energy' no doubt results from her being an unrelenting bitch. If there's something dark and unexplained in her home, it's probably the ghost of her former good looks dropping by to ask "what...the hell?"
Jan 3 2006More terrifying pics of Nicole Richie
Jan 3 2006Courteney Cox is a good friend
Courteney Cox allegedly snubbed Brad Pitt when they bumped into each other at the Beverly Hills Hotel and he tried to buy her a drink. An onlooker is quoted in The Sun as saying: "Brad really got the brush-off. Courteney saw him making his way across the room and swivelled in her chair to face the opposite way. Brad stood right next to her and tried to strike a conversation but she was having none of it. It was embarrassing for Brad. He had a few friends with him and she just made him look stupid. He tried to buy her a drink but she politely told the barman she didn't want one. Brad walked away with his tail between his legs and a look of bemusement on his face."
This is usually the part of the story where I point and laugh at Brad Pitt and how pitiful he's become, but then I remember that he goes home to Angelina Jolie and has gotten her all sorts of pregnant. And then I curl up in the corner and curse fate for making me too sexy to be loved.
Jan 3 2006Lindsay Lohan can't breathe
Lindsay Lohan was admitted to a Miami hospital last night after suffering a severe asthma attack. She was in town celebrating New Year's Eve and hosted a party at Prive Nightclub, though a source tells People Magazine that she's currently "resting comfortably" in the hospital.
Usually when a celebrity gets hospitalized for something other than being old or giving birth, it means they're either getting plastic surgery or doing some top secret drug rehab. I guess an asthma attack is pretty believable, although I had no idea Lindsay even had asthma. Looks like there's finally an explanation for why her voice is so raspy. And all this time I just thought it was throat damage due to excessive penis poking.
Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized [People]
Jan 3 2006Patrick Swayze raps
Allhiphop.com reports that Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor, who had a hit in 1987 with She's Like the Wind, told the site he's working on a new tune which will show that "rap rhythms [are] an emotional undercurrent for ballads." Swayze didn't have a timeline for when his foray into hip-hop would be released.
It's About. Damn. Time. For far too long, rap and hip-hop have been monopolized by tough young african-americans who grew up in the forgotten streets and alleyways of inner-city America. Well, those greedy bastards are about to get their due, 'cause here comes a new breed of rapper: white. rich. middle-aged. I'm not sure what exactly he'll be rapping about, but please god let it be about Roadhouse. Although the only thing I can think of to rhyme with Roadhouse is Choadhouse. And I don't think that's good. Unless, you know, you like choads.
Is Swayze Crazy? [Page Six]
Jan 3 2006Britney Spears looking good
Jan 3 2006Star Jones hits the beach
Looking at Star Jones in a swimming suit has given me an out of control boner.
Jan 3 2006Jude Law can't visit Sienna Miller
The Mirror is reporting that Jude Law has been banned from visiting Sienna Miller on the set of Factory Girl because the producers don't want any media attention while they're filming in Louisiana. An insider says, "There has already been so much attention put on this film because of Sienna's involvement. The producers want her to concentrate on her acting - not spending time working on her relationship with Jude. It's a small, independent movie, so no one can take any risks. They've already changed the schedule to make sure they could cast Sienna - they don't want anything to go wrong. She's an ambitious and hard-working girl, so she's unlikely to rebel against their wishes."
Plus it's always difficult to film when you've got Jude Law running around the set with his pants down humping everybody he can get his hands on. Sure it's funny to watch, but it's just not productive.
Jude the obscure [The Mirror]
Jan 3 2006Kate Moss is a pedophile
31-year old Kate Moss has been spotted kissing and cuddling a 20-year old named James Burke in Aspen, where she's currently on a ski trip with her friends and family. They were introduced by a mutual friend and are thought to have been dating for about three weeks now, though friends say it's not a serious romance. An insider told the Daily Mirror, "Kate finds Jamie very sexy. He has that rock 'n' roll look she loves. She has a bit of a complex about dating someone so much younger, but it also makes her feel good that she can attract him."
You know what else feels good? Snorting cocaine. So maybe she should try that instead of dating children. Because she hasn't tried that yet, right? She should try it.
Jan 3 2006Paris and Nicky Hilton enjoy the new year
In a ridiculous move typical of the Hilton family, Paris and Nicky tried topping each other by throwing seperate wild Las Vegas parties for New Years. Extra reports that Paris threw hers at Tao while Nicky had hers at Pure, and that as a party favor Paris had a single diamond hidden in one of the 2,006 pink balloons that dropped from the ceiling at midnight. Not to be outdone, Nicky and her boyfriend allegedly toasted 2006 with a $100,000 bottle of Cristal.
Now I'm no scientist, but to get a bottle of Cristal to be worth $100,000 it either has to be the size of Japan, or somebody has to accidentally drop $99,000 in cash into it. I don't know if either of those was the case, but what I do know is that the Hilton family must be stopped. With bullets. Fired from a gun. By me.
Jan 2 2006Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt's child
Friends of Angelina Jolie have confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with Brad Pitt's child. A source revealed to News of the World, "It's early days yet so they're not announcing it publicly, but anybody can see how thrilled the pair of them are. Angelina can't wipe the smile from her face and Brad is being so protective of her. She's had a difficult couple of months feeling sick and ready to faint." Angelina also allegedly had a secret baby scan at Santa Monica's St John's Hospital Health Center in California last month, with the source saying, "She went in wearing a hat and glasses so she wouldn't be recognized. Brad and Angelina have been very secretive. But they were overjoyed after getting the results of the scan. They already have their adopted little boy and girl, but this is a wonderful new experience for them and they are overjoyed."
Judging by how fat Angelina is looking, let's just go ahead and assume that all of this is true. And let's also assume that I'm not sitting here crying at the thought of losing Angelina Jolie to that man whore, because I totally am not doing that. At all.
Thanks to the intimidatingly masculine Steve for the tip.
Jan 2 2006Mischa Barton is a bad girlfriend
During her boyfriend's concert at the Roxy in L.A., Mischa Barton allegedly spent the entire time chatting with friends, playing with her Sidekick and barely watching the show.
"Every time Cisco would look over at her, she was not even paying attention," says an observer. "It was hard to tell if she was just trying to play it cool or if she was bored out of her skull." The O.C. star did give her beau one sign of acknowledgement, however. When Adler gave her a shout-out from the stage, saying, "Hey baby doll," she responded with a sheepish wave.
I guess if my fiance looked like this, I'd try to avoid looking at him as much as possible too. As well as smelling, touching, or even being remotely near him. In fact, I'd probably just lock myself in the closet for fear of ever actually having to come in contact with the dirty looking hobo-man.
Mischa: No Rock Star [People]
Jan 2 2006Nicole Richie might have cancer
I have no other explanation for how or why she's gotten so disgustingly skinny. She started dropping a tremendous amount of weight and went right through hot-body phase and into chemotherapy last-stages-of-cancer phase. If she's trying to kill herself, there are simpler and faster ways of doing it. My favorite of which involves a rabid wolverine and two chainsaws. Three if you want the super ultimate awesome version.
Jan 2 2006Victoria Beckham rules at Christmas
For Christmas, Victoria Beckham reportedly bought a $350,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom for her husband David and had it delivered to their house in Hertfordshire. In return, David gave Victoria a machine which produces cascades of melted chocolate while the kids got King Kong outfits.
I know the spirit of the holidays isn't to judge people based on the presents they give, but if it was, David would be a huge loser and Victoria would be the queen of all wives. Because as insane and gaudy as she is, any woman who gives her husband a car worth more than my house deserves a couple kind words thrown in her direction. And any man who gives her wife some weird contraption that pours away chocolate deserves to have his face eaten off by a bunch of kids dressed in King Kong outfits.
NOTE: It kind of disturbs me that, in five years, Victoria Beckham's kids are going to want to have sex with her so bad.
Jan 2 2006Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin name their son
An insider has revealed to The National Enquirer that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are set to announce the name of their new child and have gone with the oddly gangster Capone. Gwyneth apparently allowed Chris to pick the name and he went with something he believed had "character." Plus, he also wanted to ensure that his son would be confused with a mafia crime lord and shot down during a turf war in downtown Chicago. Or maybe I made that last part up. Or maybe I didn't. Now you'll never know.
Jan 2 2006Christina Applegate dates a fisherman
In Touch magazine reports that Christina Applegate is recovering from her recent divorce by dating 24-year-old Lee Grivas - a former Alaskan fisherman - after meeting him while she was starring in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity. I guess all those years I spent following Alaskan fisherman around in a tiny boat calling them names and throwing trash at them really came back to bite me in the ass. Because now they're dating Christina Applegate, and here I am not dating Christina Applegate. Damn those Alaskan fisherman. Damn them to hell.
Jan 2 2006Brad Renfro is in rehab
Brad Renfro was a no-show for arraignment last Friday on a charge of attempted heroin possession. His lawyer said he had entered a full-time drug treatment program and the court agreed to postpone his arraignment to January 18 and allow him to remain free on $10,000 bail. Although if I was Renfro I would have just gotten plastic surgery and started my life over as an elementary school custodian or something. Because once you've hit rock bottom, starting your life over as Bob the Janitor doesn't seem like such a terrible option anymore.
Jan 2 2006Conan O'Brien's 2005 year in review
I was thinking about doing my own 2005 year in review, but then I saw Conan O'Brien's review and decided that there was no way I could top it. There's something about cutting out the mouth of a celebrity cardboard cutout and speaking through it that's just all sorts of funny. Or maybe it's because Conan O'Brien is a genius and everything he does is pure gold. And I'm talking the good gold too. The stuff Leprechauns murder you for, and then dance around as they sing about how short and Irish they are.
