Dec 21 2005Paris Hilton club-banishment because of Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are not friends. If this is news to you, then welcome to Florida! Down with Fidel! But the feud between the two media whores undoubtedly only intensified when Paris was booted out of an L.A. nightclub for bad-mouthing Richie.
Paris was told to leave LAX in Beverly Hills for talking trash about Nicole Richie to her sister Nicky. Richie had dated the D.J. at the club, according to the forthcoming issue of In Touch Weekly. “No one will admit it,” a source told the mag, “but Paris is now banned from LAX.”
Nothing makes me happier than the thought of Paris Hilton getting thrown out of a popular nightspot. Except perhaps the thought of Paris Hilton getting thrown in front of a bus. And then bursting into flame. And having the flames doused in urine. And then the tombstone makers misspelling her name as Penis Hilton. And everyone kind of snickering at it during the eulogy.
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1. sedation - December 21, 2005 10:04 AM
"Nothing makes me happier than the thought of Paris Hilton getting thrown out of a popular nightspot. Except perhaps the thought of Paris Hilton getting thrown in front of a bus. And then bursting into flame. And having the flames doused in urine. And then the tombstone makers misspelling her name as Penis Hilton. And everyone kind of snickering at it during the eulogy"
lol! you must've read my mind! that would be a great present to many people if it happened on camera during the holidays
2. SpiderMomma - December 21, 2005 10:52 AM
lol@"Penis Hilton". Too funny!
3. cNicky - December 21, 2005 11:24 AM
That makes so much sense now. A couple of days ago there was a post that Paris left LAX and was talking trash about the club. I guess we now know it was because she got kicked out for bashing Nicole (aka despite her weight issues-will always be 10x better than Paris will ever be)
4. ~S.Starr~ - December 21, 2005 11:29 AM
Ya know...I highly dislike Paris...and I really don't like Nicole...But if I had to choose between the two...I would choose Nicole...her biggest flaw is her weight issues...Paris is just a moron.
Besides...LAX is DJ AM's Club...why would you talk shit about someone in their fiances (well ex) club...HELLO!!!
5. MortyFishbein - December 21, 2005 12:42 PM
This just proves what I've always suspected: Nicole Ritchie is NOT a Hollaback Girl.
Paris started talking shit and she didn't think the club would hear it.
People hear her talking like that, getting everybody fired up.
And all this shit between them is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
6. I love K-fed's Corn Rolls - December 21, 2005 1:28 PM
I knew this was going to happen eventually...
Paris has burned to many bridges, the only thing to do is light herself on fire...
7. ThatsHot - December 21, 2005 1:41 PM
I'm so torn!!!! I love both of those girls so much and now they hate each other. That is so not hot. I mean, I understand that Paris was burnt over the fact that Nicole got engaged first, but bury it already, the wedding is off! They're both single and smokin' again, why can't they pair back up and continue to rule the world? I'm proud of Nicole for handling the whole thing with grace and class, but to expect Paris to behave that way is unrealistic. I mean, she's like Godzilla in Prada! She wouldn't be Paris if she was all like, turning the other cheek and being the bigger person. I'm just waiting for a catfight......
8. Meh Toole - December 21, 2005 2:17 PM
It's surprising to me that Nicole had enough influence to get Paris thrown out. For some reason I imagined that she had hardly any. Oh well.
9. Monkey - December 21, 2005 2:54 PM
I got banned from that club too. What a coincidence. It may have had something to do with me showing up without any pants. Apparently some of these clubs have a Pants Code. Whatever.
10. nikki - December 21, 2005 3:02 PM
Lifetimes of the Rich and Childish.
moving on...
11. drowningfool - December 21, 2005 3:07 PM
I can't wait until Paris hilton gets old, looks like Donnatella Versace and her face can no longer be shown on any media outlet without being censored.
12. chibanii - December 21, 2005 4:10 PM
my cousin went to school with both of them, and Nicole is SO the nicer of the two.
but they both need to stop.
they're famous for being whores, being skinny, and having money.
like really succesful strippers..
13. SingandDance - December 21, 2005 4:32 PM
Paris went to school?
14. al rarow - December 21, 2005 6:00 PM
I got banned from Perez Hilton's Web page.
OH, WHAT A LOSS.
15. ~S.Starr~ - December 21, 2005 7:41 PM
Ya she did...back when shoe did't bleach her hair or wear fake blue contacts...
YES!! She ha naturally dishwater blonde hair and...gasp shall I say it...HAZEL EYES!!!!!!!
What a fake ass poser...and that nose!!!!!!!
16. GODDESS VIDA - December 22, 2005 3:30 AM
I was kicked out of Baja Fresh on LaBrea and Santa Monica Blvd for fomenting customer dissatisfaction. Hhhhmmm maybe Paris isn't alone?
17. hafaball - December 22, 2005 9:21 AM
That'd be an insult to anyone ever named Penis. They at least would of had to fight for it, but yes, that'd be very funny. i'm surprised she isn't kicked out of every place she goes, spreading disease and all. Could she be the black plaque's second coming?
18. emazing - December 22, 2005 12:49 PM
OK, you guys SOOOOOOO need me to edit. What is with the ACTUAL WRITER'S TYPOS? I am sorry, I don't ever want to be banned, but "burst into flame?" Who edited that? And earlier, one of your writers started a sentence with "Anyways"............ANYWAYS? Uhhhhhhhhh. Not good. Now be careful!
We don't all want to look like the idiots we mock, do we? I know you writers don't, you are all HI-DOUBLE-Arious!
And yes, Paris Hilton SHOULD burst into.....FLAMES! (s)!!!!!!!!!!
19. HollyJ - December 23, 2005 12:03 AM
In that photo, she looks like Cowboy Barbie with a lazy left eye. (PS Is that her shoulder or her KNEE beside her face?)
20. eringirl - December 28, 2005 2:59 PM
LAX is not in Beverly Hills, it's in Hollywood. Not that it matters all that much but I just get irked at this over glamorizing the lives of celebs. It's a crummy, ugly club in shady Hollywood. The layout is crap, the decor even worse and the only reason people go is to say they've been.
21. ThatWeirdChick - March 24, 2006 12:29 AM
I know this post is old, but jesus christ! PENIS HILTON!!!! Aaaahhhahahahahhaaaa!!!! That's excellent.