Dec 9 2005Nick Lachey's brother is a dancing queen
ABC has announced its roster for the new season of the wildly offensive to the eyes "Dancing with the Stars." The list is full of C-list celebrities and former athletes, but the one that caught my eye is Drew Lachey. I guess if your brother is considered the star of the family for having a reality show based on him and his mentally retarded wife, then this is clearly the logical step. If watching Drew trip the lights fantastic isn't already spasm inducing, you'll be treated to an extra half-hour per week.
This year, the show has been expanded to 90 minutes to accommodate the cast, which has expanded from six couples to 10.
The only redeeming nugget out of all of this is that I'll get to ogle Stacy Kiebler. But now that I've said this, it's a lock that she'll be paired with the above mentioned turd.
Reader Comments
1. BoredToTears - December 9, 2005 2:34 PM
Looks to me like they should pair him with a man. A very gay man. Because he looks very gay.
2. spacca - December 9, 2005 2:51 PM
OMG! His parents must of been wrong when they thought after Nick was born they could have anymore attractive children
3. lebowski - December 9, 2005 3:49 PM
I saw the porno of him slapping Tom Cruise's wet, bare ass and then giving it a whirl and tossing it up. It was really gross.
4. Binky - December 9, 2005 10:38 PM
Well - I think it's great that 'B', 'C', and 'D' list stars finally have a place to go to die and call it a career. But Jerry Rice ??!!
Crips - the Winnipeg Blue Bombers could still use you !!! 204 784-2583 ! Give them a ring Jer! I'm sure they'll be willing to forgive this 'creative' stage of your career.
5. hafaball - December 9, 2005 11:20 PM
This picture is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on this site. Yes, even more disturbing then Micheal Jackson, who you still feel the need to have a picture for...which is wrong in itself.
6. absolutelegend - December 10, 2005 10:04 PM
Just add spandex and you'll have a dancing queen!
7. Cheyenne_1 - December 11, 2005 8:57 AM
It look like if that photo were full length, we'd see that he was proudly showing off his new, strappy high heels. Ooh la-la!
8. HollyJ - December 12, 2005 1:00 PM
**Photo "Bathhouse Debutante" courtesy of The Robert Mapplethorpe Estate**
9. Xanthia - December 12, 2005 5:53 PM
Oh crap - why do I keep hearing ABBA in the background to his first "performance" on stage?????