December 21, 2005
Michael Jackson is a kidnapper
With the jesus juice wearing off, Debbie Rowe is realizing that a middle-aged white woman has stolen her children. Rowe is going to court to have MJ bring her two kids back from Bahrain. But what I'm more concerned with is the chaos that's ensuing back at Neverland. As Jacko galavants across the globe in a painkiller fueled daze, Bubbles and company are dying a slow, lonely death.
Meanwhile, as Jackson now faces default on a $272 million debt, sources say the exotic animals at his Neverland Ranch — a potential foreclosure property — are not being fed properly and are looking as sickly as the singer himself.
Back to the story at hand; if Debbie's previous claim is true, MJ should be charged with kidnapping any day now. That means another springtime trial, and another pilgrimage to the courthouse. This time I'll bring the doves.
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Comments
1. Posted by Snazzfu on December 21, 2005 4:54 PM
Ahhhh, my Christmas would be complete if I could see him in his PJ bottoms and sport jacket again. Jessica Simpson ruined my Thanksgiving with the split - throw me a bone, Santa!!
2. Posted by Jennifer on December 21, 2005 5:11 PM
"white woman!" OMG, LOL! what a funny observation, cause if you think about it, he does kinda look white.
3. Posted by Xanthia on December 21, 2005 5:14 PM
If you compare Michael Jackson with the carved wooden Day of The Dead puppets in Mexico you see a striking resemblance - it scared the crap outta me.
But then it also explained a lot too.
4. Posted by Obsessa on December 21, 2005 5:20 PM
Those poor animals. I hope PETA goes after him and stones him to death with dried Bubbles-shit, or something. Make him go away, please.
5. Posted by DrDanny on December 21, 2005 5:40 PM
Has anyone bothered to notify the Hollywood branch of the SPCA? They take that stuff very serious, and I'd love to see MJ charged with something as cut and dried as cruelty to animals. No matter how much you pay an elephant, he can't commit perjury.
hahahahaha
6. Posted by theyareidiots on December 21, 2005 5:44 PM
I thought she gave up all legal rights to the kids. If that's true, she's got no standing to complain about that horrendous white woman.
7. Posted by rivercmb on December 21, 2005 7:02 PM
I think that's true theyareidiots. The lady gave up the rights and took the money. She had no problem with this until the last couple years, when Jackson cut off her money when she talked about him.
I can't stand her, she's much worse then he is. He's a nutjob but she's a opportunistic one who sold her kids.
8. Posted by cap077 on December 21, 2005 11:12 PM
can you imagine Neverland seized by the government?! who would buy a dump like that?
9. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 22, 2005 1:24 AM
Seriously, where is the SPCA in all this? Also, I thought she gave up the rights to the kids too. This should be interesting. By the way, Michael is so white you need sunglasses to look at the picture....yikes. Practically no natural coloration...like the coloration that usually indicates normal blood flow and a pulse.
10. Posted by Tha-Flash on December 22, 2005 10:37 AM
I wouldn't want PETA to get them. PETA are nobs, they kill more animals than they save.
11. Posted by Craig & "em" on December 22, 2005 11:04 AM
I don't see what the big deal is here. If some albino with long dark hair and sunglasses, drugged me and carried me off to a place with still good maxed out credit cards, monkeys, and Jesus Juice...personally, I'd enjoy my new wonderful life and keep my mouth shut!
12. Posted by Retro Kitten on December 22, 2005 2:25 PM
Neither one of these two people should get those kids. Debbie Rowe gave up her rights to her children, what kind of mother gives up her children for money? I guess the kind that sleeps with Michael Jackson.
13. Posted by celebritywhore on December 22, 2005 5:58 PM
she didn't sleep with Michael Jackson. she was artifically inseminated.
14. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 22, 2005 7:54 PM
I have trouble with thinking Michael Jackson even has a penis. Unless Michael turns out to be a grotesque looking pasty white hermaphrodite.
15. Posted by HollyJ on December 22, 2005 11:59 PM
I hope that while he's in Bahrain, he's buried up to his neck in the sand and stoned like a Muslim whore.
16. Posted by rcoxx4u on December 25, 2005 6:40 AM
12*25*2005 Michael Jackson is just fine, he still owns his 50% of SONY/ATV(this includes the ACUFF ROSE CAT.)He is said to earn about 75 million per year. Neverland is in great shape. MJ is not in debt. He was seen shopping still buying high dollar items. No one has cut his cards up, nor arrested him.Debbie is not doing what the media claims. PETA has done nothing because this is a RUMOR. Sony is said to be releasing MJ dual disk singles CD/DVD in early 2006. The King Of Pop will soon return to the spotlight, with or with out the US media.
Everyone will see, just like they saw on 6/13/2005 not guilty.