December 9, 2005

Michael Jackson hospitalized

michaeljackson_42.jpgThe National Enquirer is reporting that Michael Jackson is in critical condition after a drug overdose in Bahrain.

Michael Jackson has suffered an overdose from drugs and alcohol and is said to be in a critical condition in Bahrain.

That is what the National Enquirer can reveal police in Santa Barbara, California, have been told by a source close to the singer's family.

I don't want anyone to die. Say a prayer. If you're not religious then you can hope that the National Enquirer's sources suck.

UPDATE: Michael Jackson's spokesperson has a released a statement to Access Hollywood claiming the rumors of him overdosing are completely false. Looks like you can stop feeling sorry for him and go back to being afraid of leaving your children alone with him.


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As I said to my Martian friend, just after walking my talking dog, - " You could never challenge the sources of National Enquirer ! "

He could die?! That is wack.....o

Let's hope the Enquirer sources are dead-on this time.

Shamon!

At least this shows his still human right? Right?

I don't think it's right to wish death on people either . . . except for mentally disturbed child molesters. Karma?

So it's come to this? The Guy is dying and no one has anything to say about. He manages to hit rock bottom and no one cares.

MJ is dead now.

i'm shocked that he was able to buy Jack Daniels in a Muslim country. wtf is up with that? first he uses a women's bathroom and now he's chugging liquor in a teetotallist country. i am confused.

When I was a kid, I would ask my mother where she was going as she walked out the door. She would always reply; “Up Mike’s ass to see the sunrise.”

Guess that’s not going happen anymore.

"i'm shocked that he was able to buy Jack Daniels in a Muslim country. " by nikki

Please. Those fuckers are just as hypocritical as Christians. And whats all this pussy shit,"(SOB)I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE!!WAHHHH!!" Superficial, you get softer and softer everyday. Maybe if it was your child he had suckin' on his mole covered pole you'd have second thoughts.

Dying? Yeah he's dying alright. Dying to get his pud rubbed by another 10 year old as soon as possible. Can anyone say pity plea? Trying to buy some sympathy for the next go round with that klansman DA in LA. What's up with that DA anyway? Pissed that Jacko would give him a jacko? La La Land, ahh now that's a pastoral Norman Rockwell painting!

"Superficial, you get softer and softer everyday"

Tru dat brotha.

The Superficial goin' limp.

Please. A "drug overdose" and "critical condition" for Jacko is just bad gas. He's kinda like those fat people who make up health problems just to get attention. In fact, I'm surprised Jacko hasn't mysteriously contracted Fibromyalgia yet.

I would have made all kinds of jokes and maybe throw in a 'See you in Hell, MJ!'.

You're getting soft, Superficial!

I'm surprised too by Superficial kindness toward Michael Jackson.
Just 2 days ago he was joking about Paris having aids. I don't like that girl but she never molested a child. Right, she's stupid, brainless and have sex with lots of guys but she lives her life and she's free. There's nothing wrong with that IMO...
No doubt about it, Superficial is misogynist!

"Please. Those fuckers are just as hypocritical as Christians. And whats all this pussy shit,"(SOB)I DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE!!WAHHHH!!" Superficial, you get softer and softer everyday. Maybe if it was your child he had suckin' on his mole covered pole you'd have second thoughts." by derekd

Soft or not, I'm glad you aren't the one writing.

Let's hope the publicist lied !!!! Let's hope the fucker has gone to meet his maker and is on his way to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yipee !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would it sound truly callous if I said...I couldn't care less?

Has anyone taken those kids away from him yet?????

Superficial Update: Still soft, lol

I didn't hear about Jacko being drafted, much less being shipped off to Iraq to scare kids into giving up any insurgents they knew.

On the plus side, maybe an IED will blow him up.

I can't believe THE SUPERFICIAL is being so sympathetic to this pathetic loser. Who did you guys hire for that new editor position- JOE F'N JACKSON?

Michael Jackson is a shrewd bastard (in both business and personal) who plays innocent then takes advantage and screw the people who fall for his act- ask Paul McCartney.

I really hope all the molestation charges are wrong, but taking in his disturbing detachment from reality; his unnatural and over affectionate displays to stranger's children, and his plastic surgery fetish that is closer to self-punishment than self-improvement... I dunno, go away Michael, go far away.

singing::: "All I want for Christmas is my two front nares..."

what is wrong with you ppl, honestly! i can bet that every single one of you at some point in your life has loved michael's music, clips, dance moves- his over all talent. if he is a child molestorer then he should be made to pay for it... but has it ever crossed your tiny little minds that he was the one being taken advantage of. the boy making the accusations had a family who had made fraudulent claims many times before- his behaviour and image made him the perfect person to accuse for an overt crime such as molestation... wasnt it lucky he just happened to be a millionaire, hmmm. whether this is true or not i dont know, but how dare you wish death on any person- especially someone who has also done so much good in the world with his many charity ventures into third world countries.
well done Superficial for having a heart and not wishing pain on a dieing man, or at least his family. and for those who wished that he were dead i dont want you to die, thats not a nice thing to wish on a person, i just hope that when you eventually do die you burn in the fiery pits of savage hell.

-believe it or not but MJ was aquited on all counts in 2005 for valid reasons. If you don't believe it read the transcripts of his trial-word for word. I did. I wasn't sure what to expect but read the trial from the original police statements given by all accusers. Its really a shame most public opinion is based on headlines and news reporting that is unfair and bias. Yet YOU the American pulic--even let Bush into power. Shame on YOU for that too. "we're all just cattle" CRAZY!-You want to know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules""there is no wrong or right-just popular opinion" The most popular person in the world is a free man.

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