December 14, 2005
Master P saves "Dancing with the Stars"
Just when I thought the upcoming season of "Dancing with the Stars" would be lost forever with the absence of teen rapper Romeo, along comes Master P to coax me out of the fetal position. P (as I call him) will take his son's place, after he went down with a baseketball injury.
The pairs will perform choreographed dance routines which will be judged by a panel of dance experts: Former dancers Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and dancer/choreographer Carrie Ann Inaba. The viewing public also gets to weigh in, by phoning in or voting online for their favorite performers.
I though this show couldn't get any better when Nick Lachey's brother was added to the list of has-beens and never-weres. But now there's the off chance of someone stepping on P's kicks, naturally leading to an all-out gunbattle on the dance floor.
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Comments
1. Posted by BurnZ on December 14, 2005 9:20 PM
I thought Master P died like six years ago. Guess I was wrong
2. Posted by uncommonamerican on December 15, 2005 8:42 AM
Why didn't K-Fed audition for this slot? He's a dancer AND an accomplished hip-hop artist. I hear he's looking for work, too.
3. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 15, 2005 11:28 AM
Uh-oh. Somebody's a broke-ass mofo and needs to pay for his solid gold toilet.....
4. Posted by naeco on December 16, 2005 2:24 AM
who cares about this washed up "rapper" anymore...
5. Posted by ThatsHot on December 21, 2005 7:48 PM
Oh God! If there truly is a God, PLEASE let this be true!! I will recend my wish for world peace if You actually make this happen! I will auction my first born on eBay to see this man attempt ballroom dancing. I can see it now...... "1-2 cha-cha-cha, 3-4, damn bitch you got a phat ass!!! Make me say UUUHHHHHHH!!!"