Dec 30 2005Kirsten Dunst scratches her ass
I guess I wouldn't be doing my job if i didn't post these pictures of Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass at the Chateau Marmont. You'll forgive me though, since it took half an hour for the vomiting alone to stop. And then there was trying to type with my eyes closed and the occasional break to pause and stab myself in the face with a fork. Sometimes my job is easy, but today is not one of those days. Blindness is a heavy price to pay for entertainment, but for you guys I'll gladly oblige. Honestly though, she's not looking that bad to me anymore. Maybe my hatred has subsided or she's blossomed out of her ugly troll phase, but whatever is going on I just can't muster up the energy to hate her as much as I used to.
Or maybe I just secretly love it when women scratch their asses in public. More of Kirsten after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. greekdiva - December 30, 2005 9:10 PM
We all scratch our ass but never in public! Especially if you're a celebrity and you know that there are cameras following you everywhere...not the smart thing to do Kirsten.
2. rivercmb - December 30, 2005 9:12 PM
Unless there's a handicap sign under her ass, this isn't a story.
3. Smacksmackums - December 30, 2005 9:13 PM
There's a weird monkey on one side of her, and a disgusting skeleton on the other. Maybe that's why she's looking better...
4. greekdiva - December 30, 2005 9:15 PM
Wow..I just noticed that ultra skinny thing next to her
5. bloodyvictim - December 30, 2005 9:33 PM
that freakishly disgusting skeletal smeagle next to her is make me itch my skin like a tweaking meth-head... yuck
6. giantpores - December 30, 2005 9:34 PM
I think Kirsten Dunst was awesome in Virgin Suicides, and I also think it's cool that she donates her time to the starving refugees of Tapewormistan. The girl at her side only has four days left. That's sad y'all!
7. Mr Zoo - December 30, 2005 9:43 PM
all she needs to do now is pilage and plunder a nordic town, burn the houses and enslave the villagers and then she can join the rest of the orks from lord of the rings!
8. Gedaliah - December 30, 2005 9:53 PM
you make my day... every day!
9. BadGoat - December 30, 2005 11:20 PM
Thank you Sir Superficial, it's good to know that Kristen is capable of scratching her own butt. I'm relieved to know that she doesn't have someone on her entourage assigned the task; as I imagine Mariah Carey does; that must be a mighty big job.
10. Layne - December 31, 2005 12:31 AM
i thought she had boobs, where did those go?
11. voodoochild - December 31, 2005 12:44 AM
you left out the picture where she smells her finger and then gnaws on the nails. or maybe she saved it for later.
12. teleporter - December 31, 2005 2:05 AM
As she scratches her ass, the jackass to her left looks to contemplate making lemonade in his 80s style swim trunks.
13. Valentine - December 31, 2005 2:07 AM
I'm so tired of people commenting to say how boring/stupid/mean the articles are. Why do you read it then? Why do you waste your breath, since you're obviously higher than the rest of us...
Really. Yawn.
14. Captain Awesome - December 31, 2005 3:47 AM
Concentration camps came back??? :(
15. Anticlown - December 31, 2005 4:09 AM
Sorry, Captain Awesome, had to be done. As fun as they are, trolls ruin the feedback experience for everybody.
16. jacobu - December 31, 2005 4:43 AM
I agree 100%. A troll ate my father. He was never able to provide feedback again.
17. extricate - December 31, 2005 6:31 AM
eww... has she gained weight? she looks nasty- god... i wish I was blind now.
18. sadietolstoy - December 31, 2005 6:42 AM
Superficial likes to gives us the view from both ends. One day he has Paris Hoeton scratching her crotch;the next day he's got Kirsten Dunst scratching her ass. Talk about fair and balanced!
19. JmsDean28 - December 31, 2005 7:14 AM
i love when celebrities do stupid shit like this in public, then get pissed when pictures such as these get printed. jackasses.
20. Seamus Begonia Smell - December 31, 2005 11:29 AM
she should feed her friend! yikes. she's legitimately anorexic. serious stuff.
21. Nurse Kellie - December 31, 2005 12:54 PM
You would look like the skinny girl too if you were on the scratching side of the butt. The fumes must have been horrific.
I'm guessing this is normal practice......skinny girl on this side, she scratches, the girl vomits, bingo bango weight loss treatments.
22. diddleysquat - December 31, 2005 3:17 PM
I have no idea what you guys are talking about, Kirsten's HOT! I'd shoot spider webs all over her.
23. Captain Awesome - December 31, 2005 6:07 PM
I'd drop a 5-roper on her face, just to cover it up.
24. derekd - December 31, 2005 10:07 PM
She's a pig. I'd hit that. She's a 5 outta 10.
25. dweebisis - January 1, 2006 9:15 AM
goes to show that every little thing a celeb does is constantly monitored.
26. mia - January 1, 2006 1:41 PM
What about the guy in the third pic trying to give a satchel shot or what? Geesh!
27. makito - January 1, 2006 4:43 PM
Kirsten is a Goddess. Any red blooded male or hot female would gladly scratch that gorgeous ass. Thanks for publishing Her pictures.
28. makito - January 1, 2006 4:43 PM
Kirsten is a Goddess. Any red blooded male or hot female would gladly scratch that gorgeous ass. Thanks for publishing Her pictures.
29. Gawain - January 1, 2006 5:57 PM
I'd still rather see Kirsten scratching her ass than Paris with her hand in her snatch.
30. galactic toilet - January 1, 2006 7:03 PM
could've just scratched with the scratching stick. ohshit thats a person
31. TweedleDee - January 1, 2006 7:19 PM
Why has no one mentioned anything about what the hell the guy beside her is doing with his legs.... my guess is his genitals are weaping, because he discovered a prime example of why you should have to have a liscense to wear a bikini in public
32. ensiform - January 1, 2006 8:25 PM
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek. -Romeo and Juliet, II.2.
33. Binky - January 2, 2006 12:12 AM
I'd say I was getting a bit bored, but I suppose that would be a bit superficial...Hummm... it is getting harder and harder to dizzz this caliber of Sue - Doe celebrity. Don't the Bilderbergs say culture should be lowered to a Grade 7 level ? Time to up it a bit kids....
34. Edd - January 2, 2006 6:30 AM
Now, watch her friend scratching her back.... is that supposed to be human? i don't think so...
35. Alison is Awesome - January 2, 2006 9:52 AM
I never had an opinion about this girl until I started reading this site. Now all I can't help but laugh when I see her and think, "Pebble-toothed troll" while laughing like an idiot.
36. ebayfan414 - January 3, 2006 4:53 AM
Heeelllooo guys! I thought that you Superficial readers would have already discerned the truth about these pictures...isn't it obvious?
See, that's Kirsten's anorexic friend on the left, and Kirsten is actually a sweetheart. She wanted to feed her starving friend, so what she was doing was picking some lint out of her ass to give to miss anorexic for a snack. See? The media never shows the nice pictures! They just couldn't portray Kirsten in a good light and show her handing the glob of ass lint to the friend...geesh!
37. hermanita - January 3, 2006 11:36 AM
Eww. She's scratching her ass while looking at that fat guy who seems to be scratching his dick...O_o Are you sure they're scratching or doing something else?
38. callmebetty - January 5, 2006 4:10 PM
hahahahahahahhah i went to highschool with that skeleton. hahhahahahahahaha!
39. LaydeeBug - February 3, 2006 4:23 PM
#35 Alison, you said my thoughts exactly. The first time I read that I was laughing so hard I had to leave the room. I was at work. HOnestly,I kind of like Kirsten, although she does act the same in all her films. And Virgin Suicides was pretty good. I do however have to wonder why Jake kept the dog that THEY adopted together? Makes me think that she didn't care that much about the dog, since he went and adopted another puppy and hangs out with them all the time.
40. RhinebeckCowboy - March 27, 2006 6:56 PM
Actually I kinda like Kiki. Nice skin tone, and gee, she reads books too.
Get a life guys. She's in her twenties, cute, no skin blemishes or hispanic ho tattoos climbing out of her swimsuit, and a multi-millionairess.
41. RhinebeckCowboy - March 27, 2006 7:01 PM
Just to add. I'd love to know what the story here. The card she's reading (second pic) looks like the card the girl to her right has stuck in her book in pics 1 and 2. Did the skinny girl just pitch her, or slip her a phone number?
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48. bigponie - October 20, 2006 2:52 PM
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50. killeristic - November 15, 2006 6:49 PM
haha eh! not shocking i scratch mine in public too!! LMAOF!
51. sharpei dude - January 3, 2007 4:31 PM
The ghost of John Belushi lives at the Chateau Marmont don't you that? It roams the hotel and tickles womens asses sometimes making them itch!
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53. Andy - March 3, 2008 4:48 PM
Kirsten Dunst scratch her ass? Big deal