December 9, 2005
Keira Knightly loves shoes, still hates food
When I was a kid, I was always told to eat up because there are people in Africa who are starving. Keira Knightly never followed those orders for food, and apparently the same goes for footwear. The "Pirates of the Caribbean" star is addicted to shoes, size be damned.
"I look at them and go: 'Oh it doesn’t matter that I can’t wear them – they’re so pretty!'"
This shouldn't come as too big of a surprise. Keira has certainly tried to wear clothes that don't fit properly in the past. I doubt her unnecessary buying begins and ends with shoes. She probably has a fridge full of food that she just stares at for hours on end. Sure, she'll never eat the stuff, but the flickering of the fluorescent light on the cold cuts is ample entertainment. She has the body of a 6th grader, and clearly a mind to match.
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Comments
1. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 9, 2005 12:36 PM
I don't see what's so newsworthy about this. Lots of women buy shoes that don't fit 'cause they're pretty. Then again, Keira probably is waiting until she loses another 30 lbs...and then she can live in the shoe.
2. Posted by amiariah on December 9, 2005 1:09 PM
I don't buy shoes that don't fit.
3. Posted by MrPloppy on December 9, 2005 1:24 PM
Last time I checked shoes came in more than one size. So Keira in future when you see a pair that look nice simply ask for them in a size that fits. I use this method to buy all my clothes.
4. Posted by minx3030 on December 9, 2005 10:20 PM
in response to...
original post & comment 1- keira looks amazing, and seems to have gained a little, not lost.
comment 2- you probably aren't a successful actress and don't have millions of dollars in disposable income.
comment 3- when she says "can't wear them" she's probably not talking about size, but rather the fact that the shoes she likes are some diamond encrusted, pointy-toed, 4 inch heeled numbers with ribbon ankle ties that, although gorgeous, make it difficult to efficiently move from place to place.
5. Posted by slinkhard on December 10, 2005 5:05 AM
I don't buy shoes that don't fit, either.
In fact, I'll have to turn in my vagina to the official sterotypes board, too, because I am that rare breed: a woman who couldn't care less about shoes.
Also, Keira Knightley is a horrifically untalented actress.
6. Posted by Michael1 on December 10, 2005 11:25 AM
I gues she wants us to see her as uber-feminine an dadorable and maybe she is but that still doesn't erase that fact that she her acting is mediocre and she probably peaked with "Pirates" part 1.
Did anyone see her in Domino? Wasn't it supposed to be a "break out" role for her? ZZzzzzzz....
7. Posted by Sheva on December 11, 2005 9:52 AM
Well if she can't have breasts and a decent figure, at least she can look good in a puffy dress.
Pass that girl a sandwich, immediately.
8. Posted by PostAcidYouth on December 11, 2005 4:16 PM
It's funny, because I don't think she's too thin at all. She's naturally that way, unlike the Lohans and Olsens of this world. Besides, I'm happy for her to wear ill fitting tops...
9. Posted by HollyJ on December 11, 2005 11:03 PM
She was the WORST "Pride and Prejudice" Lizzy EVER. Compared to the A&E Version with Colin Firth, this was like watching a Middle School play production. You could totally see where they just slapped an ill-fitting wig on her bony cranium. (And could they have picked an uglier Darcy? :::shiver of revulsion:::)
And, yeah, she needs to eat a biscuit. Or six. She has scary pencilarms in that movie. I bet I could pick her up with one arm and twirl her over my head like a baton at a parade.