So there won't be another season of newlyweds?

Lachey better take her for everything she's got,if not for himself, at least for all men everywhere that have had to pay half of their wealth to some trophy biotch that claims to have "contributed to his success."

Hopefully he bangs that hot little Danielle Calo.

no no, i think you have it all wrong. i think the problem was that nick wanted to teach her to read, but she refused to learn because she thought it would make her ugly

I think this is all a hoax...they just want to divorce and get married again so thay can do another season of newlyweds... It's going to be called "Newlyweds, Again"

Thats hot!

I think Nick Lachey is getting seriously Punk'd.

This time you've gone too far, Ashton Kutcher - TOO FAR!

Papa Simpson ain't wasting no time! I can't believe his smear campaign against the man that dared to steal his precious daughter. Ashlee is sick in Japan and Papa Simpson is yet to get on a plane. He's too scared to leave his Precious alone -- she might just call up her hubby. :rolleyes:

they're both lame

Look Mr Superficial Sir, you can have Jessica all to yourself... Please don't hurt Nick, ship him to me... My dog just got run over; I need something new to entertain me... Maybe Nick has some neat tricks he can show me (cue drooling, and howling, and air humping)...

Yawn! Anyone hear about Scott Stapp going crazy the other day on Casino Cinema? Click my name to see the video.

As much as I would love to trash talk about this, I just can't. If there was one couple in Hollywood I thought would last, it was this one. What a shame. I am so glad I'm not a celeb.

when did she ever use his last name? I don;t even know how you pronounce Lachey, but Simpson is popular, like the Simpsons...hehe, d'oh!, that crazy Homer.

I wonder who was with her to help her spell "irreconcilable differences"?

Just had to bang her, didn't he? A billion chicks in the world throwing themselves at him, but he had to settle on the one who wouldn't give it up unless he married her. My guess is he knew what a huge mistake he had made milliseconds after gettin' it on their wedding night.

i too thought this one might work. but, it hasn't. oh wells.

onto the next hollywood couple who decide to divorce for really pathetic reasons.

The terms "Hollywood couple" and "pathetic" go hand-in-hand.

I think Nick will be much happier without her - he was way too smart for her and he wasn't too smart himself.

So now, Papa Simpson can now move his family to Utah, divorce his wife and marry Jessica. That relationship is too weird!

So come on - who laid down the line? Was it Nick (fed up w/ her diva/slut ways) or Jessica (wed up w/ his cheating/B-status ways)? (Who filed the papers doesn't mean s**t.)

I feel kind of bad for Jessica Simpson. sure, she's rich and beautiful and famous.

But she's too stupid to survive alone.

Well, I guess now Nick gets to move back to Ohio and be a local celebrity, and Jessica gets to slut around Hollywood trying to reclaim the youth that she wasted with an early marriage.

Well, I guess now Nick gets to move back to Ohio and be a local celebrity, and Jessica gets to slut around Hollywood trying to reclaim the youth that she wasted with an early marriage.

http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6961

you can see the actual divorce papers there

It seems there's ALWAYS a blonde with major hooters, and the IQ of a clam, as a major focal point of celebrity news. Jessica Simpson?, Pam Anderson?, Anna Nicole?

NEXXXXT?

I'm sure Nick got tired of hearing "EWWWWWW!!!" after certain suggestions in thier love making. He could have said, "Honey in the marriage papers it says, 'To have and to hold and to swallow whatever comes out.'" What a lame lay she probably is.

I wonder what else has been bouncing around in her undercarriage.

I don't get those couple who divorce before even having children. Nick and Jess had 3 years ahead of them to produce a baby and they didn't. What a waste of time. Same thing with Brad and Jen. They had 5 strong years of marriage and did nothing of it.I guess Aniston must deeply regret her choice of putting career first now that her biological clock is ticking (she's almost 37) and that her only prospect to get that kid is: fugly Vince Vaughn.

This makes me really sad. I mean, I think it's good that Nick won't have to put up with that awful father-in-law anymore, but he and Jessica seemed so in love. She is giving up a marriage for a career that will likely be over in a year. I think she's making a big mistake, if she is really the one leaving.

What the hell, tess? Surely it's better to split before dragging innocent children into a messy divorce? And maybe some people don't want children right away - it's not a law that they should, or anything.

Ahhhh yes, the Nessica breakup. Or is it Jick? Anyhoo, can anyone one say, "NOOOOO DUUUUHHH!!!!"? I mean really. Who could possibly stay married to such a vacuous bobble-headed ditz any longer? Did you really think it was gonna last? You're such a romantic. When she blew that crap out of her ass about staying a virgin til marriage, I knew right then their marriage was a house built of lies. Lies, all lies I tell you!!! Oh, you believed that too? Honey, don't be such a moron. She's sweet and everything, but cripes! Just watching her makes me want to kill her. And Nick's not innocent in this either. Maybe if he put the mack hand down and reeled her in before she went off the deep end, it might have worked. But alas, now Nick's trying to drown his sorrows in partying while Jessica's aleviates her pain with badly done eyelift surgery and lip injections. "Just keep filling them til my lips hurt more than my heaaaaart! WAAAAAAAHHH!!"