December 30, 2005
Jennifer Aniston has a bad day

I can't confirm it, but these pictures were allegedly shot about a week ago the day Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the front page of The Sun. It makes sense and all, but I'm really more interested in that lady in the background. When Jennifer Aniston is having as bad a day as it looks like she's having, it seems like laughing behind her back would be cause for homicide. You don't mess with a woman on the verge of psychosis, lady. It's just not done. I bet a few moments after the picture was shot, Jennifer Aniston turned around and drop kicked her through a wall.
More pictures of Jennifer Aniston's bad day after the jump.

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Comments
1. Posted by WaitWhat? on December 30, 2005 3:59 PM
Looks more like she smelled the stink of paparazzi and called them on it.
2. Posted by Jewbacca on December 30, 2005 4:13 PM
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT SHE IS BUTT ASS UGLY??? SHE MUST GIVE GOOD HEAD FOR BRAD PITT TO HAVE BE SEEN OUT IN PUBLIC WITH HER.
3. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 30, 2005 4:32 PM
Yeah, her chin always bugged me. But she has a smokin' body.
4. Posted by APINK on December 30, 2005 4:40 PM
I've always thought she was cute, in a plain way. She's not overdone. Kind of reminds me of the girl next door.
5. Posted by rocketscience on December 30, 2005 4:41 PM
if you ask me, and im not even a big fan of hers, she looks hot with that snotty expression.
6. Posted by Smackage on December 30, 2005 4:55 PM
this is why brad doesn't love her anymore!
7. Posted by julema on December 30, 2005 5:05 PM
a big square chin...thats the difference between angelina and her. Shes a cute-normal girl next door and angelina a goddess...
8. Posted by EspressoMilitia on December 30, 2005 5:11 PM
she looks scary, especially in that last photo. I'd be scared. That other woman looks like she's saying "It's only a picture, Jen, put the revolver down..."
9. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 30, 2005 5:11 PM
To me...it just looks like she is squinting while talking...kinda like she saw the paparazzi far away and was telling someone about it.
But...her hair looks pretty...and I think she is very beautiful in a natural way.
10. Posted by Porcelyn on December 30, 2005 5:21 PM
horseface
11. Posted by drowningfool on December 30, 2005 5:35 PM
Bitter maybe? I think yes.
12. Posted by RedJenny on December 30, 2005 5:39 PM
It looks like she is trying to frown, but the botox won't let her.
13. Posted by CantBeANun on December 30, 2005 5:59 PM
Is it possible she's just making a face at the person taking her picture? Could it also be possible that she doesn't give a rats ass about her butt ugly ex husband and his new whore girlfriend?
Go Jen!
14. Posted by Tha-Flash on December 30, 2005 6:12 PM
She's hot. Probably paparazzi!
15. Posted by MrPloppy on December 30, 2005 6:30 PM
I think someone with bellow average skills in photoshop stretched her neck and squashed her face.
16. Posted by Jonboy in SF on December 30, 2005 6:32 PM
Looks like maybe somebody farted (Vince Vaughn?) and now the whole world is discussing Jen's bad day...priceless. By the way, can't stand her! I think she and the Rachel Green character aren't really all that far off from each other...
17. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 30, 2005 6:49 PM
And she wonders why she couldn't keep her husband at home, huh?
Uh, the only time Angelina makes faces like that is in bed, which is where faces like that should stay.
18. Posted by mrschickee on December 30, 2005 6:49 PM
I think these are old photos...I remember seeing them somewhere before.
19. Posted by Cuore56 on December 30, 2005 7:00 PM
I think that Jennifer and Angelina are both pretty in their own way, but Angelina still has lips like those of the creature from the Black Lagoon.
http://fast.horrorseek.com/horror/blackylagoon/cblphotos1.html
20. Posted by hulahoop on December 30, 2005 7:04 PM
There is certainly clear evidence of a 1/2 second grimace, with likely humorous intent. With this obvious disregard for our viewing pleasure, in addition to her rejection by a college drop-out, I strongly recommend that she be immediately remanded to Gitmo for re-education. Two years in a cage exposed to the elements 24/7 without a blowdryer, watching an acne-riddled 18-year-old piss on the Koran (completely by accident, of course) should straighten this spoiled Hollywood twat right up!
21. Posted by hafaball on December 30, 2005 7:24 PM
maybe it;s cause her new movie sucks ass, or she just ate a big bowl of lemons. it does look like she's having some kind of melt down though hehe.
22. Posted by ktogarweeno on December 30, 2005 7:37 PM
She's obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That's what I love about her; she's not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.
23. Posted by ktogarweeno on December 30, 2005 7:38 PM
She's obviously looking straight at the camera and making faces at it. That's what I love about her; she's not afraid to look like a doof sometimes.
24. Posted by sugarbritches on December 30, 2005 7:48 PM
It's just gas. Most assuredly so.
Stinky Equine gas.
25. Posted by .shiny. on December 30, 2005 7:51 PM
Jennifer Aniston is beautiful. Angelina Jolie is not. As for Brad, he needs to find where he lost his brain (probably up Angelina's grimy vagina) and get back with his ex-wife. They were perfect together! And even if they do not get back together, he should have to live with the fact that Jennifer is just much, much hotter than his current whore. Angelina always looked pale and disgusting; the woman kissed her own brother and married Billy Bob Thornton! That's fuckin disgusting!!
So I guess I'm on Team Aniston. She's just such a hottie. =) Everybody, let's hate on Angelina! *YAY*
26. Posted by Captain Awesome on December 30, 2005 8:36 PM
Update: Brown paper bag + would hit it.
27. Posted by Candy on December 30, 2005 9:04 PM
This pic is from the set of 'Rumor Has It' and it was taken around the time the break up was announced. She was walking with Mark Ruffalo that day and they also had a shot of it on the cover of US Weekly.
28. Posted by Leslie on December 30, 2005 9:12 PM
Lol, I think this photo is hilarious. I love them.
29. Posted by Donna A. on December 30, 2005 11:33 PM
I have always thought Jen was pretty. Now as an actress...not so good. Other than the Good Girl. She just subpar.
As for "pillow lips." I only liked her in the Lara Croft movies. And for her looks? She is pretty but in a freaky way. She just looks like she's not real. That is only way I can explain it.
Donna A.
30. Posted by llynnowens on December 30, 2005 11:59 PM
"Girl next door" and "beautiful in a natural way"
Those are some seriously unnatural, very fake hair extensions in that picture. Which is certainly acceptable for a gal in character on a movie set. Lets just not base our judgement of Jen's "natural" beauty on this picture of a character she has been made up as.
...and her chin makes me wanna barf while singing, "Whatta man, whatta man, what a mighty good man..."
31. Posted by sugarplumbaby on December 31, 2005 12:21 AM
I renamed my cat "Angelina".......because she is pretty but evil. Team Anniston? You bet!
32. Posted by BilboBaggins on December 31, 2005 1:36 AM
Have you ever noticed how only homely, middle-aged women seem to have such a high opinion of Jennifer Anniston, while every straight man plus any women with some security about their looks can easily admit that Brad Pitt made the only logical decision by going with Jolie. Kind of ironic?
33. Posted by Tania on December 31, 2005 2:40 AM
Candy is exactly right (comment #27). These pictures are very old. But still funny.
34. Posted by Bogart on December 31, 2005 3:46 AM
lol ... I laughed my ass off at these photos. I always thought she looked great, but lately she's been looking really manly or butch to me.
35. Posted by sadietolstoy on December 31, 2005 6:45 AM
I'm not sure if these pictures are recent;they look familiar. But anyway I kind of like her hairdo. It's cute.
36. Posted by tess on December 31, 2005 8:18 AM
I think there's no comparison between ugly Jen and Angelina. I mean, I never found Aniston beautiful and I couldn't understand why the medias placed her in the "pretty" category. I mean, look at her big chin, squarred jaw, weird nose....come on.
I totally understand Brad's choice of dumping her like a dirty sock to go bang a really gorgeous woman like Jolie.
37. Posted by Sheva on December 31, 2005 11:23 AM
Jen looks pretty good to me. Angelina can look incredible or not so great. But Jen looks in good shape here. The jewish hag with her may be making her look even better.
38. Posted by .amber. on December 31, 2005 1:06 PM
jennifer is beautiful, and i give her so much credit for handling this situation so gracefully. and i dont think shes ugly either...and brad has gone public saying he has a small penis Jewbacca
39. Posted by elle* on December 31, 2005 1:49 PM
everyone comments on how angelina is a homewrecker..but honestly why would brad stay in a marriage if he's not happy? atleast angelina does something decent with her life...jenn is a bitter, work-a-holic! she says she wants to have children...yet, she was in a marriage for like about 5 years and never had any. honestly she's not getting any younger!
40. Posted by diddleysquat on December 31, 2005 3:23 PM
She looks like a gangster from the 1920's...."Myah, myah, you'll nevah get mee coppah, myah, see!"
41. Posted by Bo_Smith on December 31, 2005 6:19 PM
Her Career has so gone down the gurgler now that Friend's is finished. And Angelina is lesbian so that makes Brad probably Gay
42. Posted by HelpingOutTheMorons on December 31, 2005 7:00 PM
Yikes, now that is one unattractive woman. How she ever got be famous, star in bad movie after bad movie and actually have people utter the phrase "the beautiful Jennifer Aniston" is a mystery greater than the Bermuda Triangle.
43. Posted by derekd on December 31, 2005 10:30 PM
Thats the exact face she put on after I told her I wouldn't come in her mouth and did of course. She's not hot but not ugly. My guess is she's a lame lay. I don't know why I get that impression.
I give her a 6.5 outta 10.
44. Posted by kane123 on January 1, 2006 11:04 AM
had anyone seen the topless photos shes sueing for yet??? where can i see them.
45. Posted by caf on January 2, 2006 6:07 AM
Jennifer Aniston has handled the split with more grace and dignity than you see from most celebrities...though i dont particularly care for Angelina one way or another, Brad Pitt is the sorry excuse for a cheating prick who screwed his marriage and took off with Angelina. Frankly any woman in the world could have thrown themselves at Brad but he's the one who couldn't keep it in his pants to save his marriage. At least give it 5 minutes Brad....5 minutes. And i think shes beautiful...compared to many other celebs shes got a hell lot more class.
46. Posted by Nola on January 2, 2006 3:43 PM
I'm constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don't know... what's on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer's prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she's ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing... everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a 'whore'. Yeah, THAT'S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn't, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer's handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the 'grace and dignity' remarks that I read all over the internet?
Gah.
47. Posted by Nola on January 2, 2006 3:43 PM
I'm constantly amazed by the fact that many people base who Brad should or should not be with on which woman is allegedly the hottest. What ever happened to, oh, I don't know... what's on the INSIDE? Do I think Jennifer's prettier than Angelina? No. Do I think she's ugly? Not at all. Do I think that that should have ANYTHING to do with her worth as a person? Phhhttt. The fact is that people in this country divorce every. single. day. The hows and whys are known only to the actual couple divorcing... everything else is just speculation. People jump in and assume Brad cheated, thus deciding to hate him and call Angelina a 'whore'. Yeah, THAT'S fair. Maybe he cheated, maybe he didn't, but either way the marriage was obviously not working for him OR Jennifer, and them divorcing was the best thing to do. Now maybe they can BOTH move on and be happy. Saying that Jennifer's handled it with grace and dignity? I would have to disagree. Brad has kept quiet, respected the privacy of those involved, and tried to stay under the radar as much as possible. Jennifer has made publically disparaging remarks, given interviews, and enjoyed a giant group butt-kiss from the media. What exactly qualifies her for the 'grace and dignity' remarks that I read all over the internet?
Gah.
48. Posted by Quinnzq on January 2, 2006 4:01 PM
Hate to burst the bubble of the editor, but those shots are of her on set of "Rumor Has It", which means they were taken months ago.
49. Posted by CelebGossipAficionado on January 2, 2006 5:06 PM
Amen, Nola! So nice it had to be said twice!
50. Posted by sarakai on January 3, 2006 12:43 AM
Wow, its amazing how some of Team Aniston's members cant even bring them themselves to call her beautiful or sexy. Expressions like "girl next door", "in a natural way" and "pretty" are all just other ways of saying shes an unattractive mule and will never add up to the glory that is Angelina Jolie! Shes an ugly bad actress, just face it!
51. Posted by caf on January 3, 2006 7:01 AM
I haven't heard anything from Aniston which was ungraceful or lacked dignity since the split, ive seen interviews e.g Oprah, but from what i have witnessed she never said anything bad. And if the media is on her side its prob cos they have a half valid reason too. This just contradicts the thousand images i've seen of Brad Pitt publicly trapsing after Angelina, changing his image and riding round on motorcycles, among many things which suggest a full on mid-life crisis...but meh i agree wat do we really know about their lives- i just have always been a bit of a Jennifer fan and think she has alot of class compared to others.
52. Posted by hermanita on January 3, 2006 11:46 AM
No. I think the difference is:
Jen is just pretty,and REALLY loved Brad but she's not a slut and Angelina is smoking hot, she's probably using him for publicity and is as easy as 1,2,3. She said herself that she has sex with many different man.
They do have alot in common tough. They both play in movies that suck, they're both bad actresses, they both have alot of Botox (Angelina beats Aniston here tough)...
Well if I was Brad I'd pick the hot slut too. Even tough I think that they're both doing this for publicity.
53. Posted by ShanDourdan on January 3, 2006 12:20 PM
Amen Nola, Amen!
54. Posted by sara on January 3, 2006 12:32 PM
i'm a member of team aniston and i think jennifer is beautiful and sexy.
i like the comments about how angelina is such a great person and jennifer isn't. like any of the people who commented on angelina's so-called goodness bothered to get off the couch and help anyone before condemning someone else for not being a un goodwill ambassador.
i don't care how many 'good things' angelina's supposedly done. she still fucked her brother, wore a vial of her husband's blood and involved herself in two breakups.
55. Posted by blackblackheart on January 5, 2006 4:44 AM
If you look at her eyes, you can tell she's looking directly at the camera, she's probably just yelling at the photographer, but she looks like she's in a pissed off, "I-hate-you-but-I'm-busy-so-I'll-just-yell-at-you-while-I-stroll-by" kind of motion :P
The lady laughing the first picture made me laugh so hard. Actually before seeing the second and third, I thought Jen was just making some kind of joke and the lady behind her was laughing at it, but since the lady behind her isn't in the second or third picture, that means she either moved, or she actually /did/ drop-kick the woman XD
56. Posted by blackblackheart on January 5, 2006 4:50 AM
in reply to sarakai's post...
Why must everyone constantly call Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston bad actresses? They're not. Stop calling them that just so you can insult them, and if you're going to critisize someone's acting, then try to at least have half of their education or at least experience on the art, which I highly doubt anyone who says that Angelina and Jen are bad actresses has acheived.
57. Posted by sarie2304 on January 6, 2006 12:53 PM
These pictures are about a year old. I can't believe no one else has said this yet. DUH
58. Posted by sarakai on January 10, 2006 2:18 AM
blackblackheart, learn to read. I never said angelina was a bad actress, i think shes an amazing actress. Having the education in visual and performing arts that i actually do have, i can honestly tell you it takes practically no talent to act the same type of character over and over as jen has done... so in your face biatch.
59. Posted by eyekandi on January 10, 2006 6:58 PM
what the hell is wrong with everyone that thinks jenn is ugly? there is no such think as an ugly person...i find her extremly hot and sexy! beauty is in the eye of the beholder thats why some ppl dont agree with u on sayin angie is hot cuz she seriously does scare me with her pillow lips and alien arms what a freak!..aniston is sexy and hot! the person to blame is no one for whatever hell the relation turned out to be like! god! just grow up!....TEAM AINSTON!
60. Posted by itsthetruth on January 15, 2006 10:43 PM
anyone ever notice how angelina always has to look PERFECT for the camera..wear the perfect outfit perfect posture and smile so innocently…ughhh get real woman!! Jen is great I love her!! She is so real..and really a cool chic. and she is SO beautiful without the makeup..which is a great cool look….i like it alot. Dont like the bright red lipstick Angie always wears..like I said..she has to look perfect all the time..boring. Angie should let her hair down sometimes and take some LESSONS from jen. PErFect is BOring!! Get a personality Angie…of course angie is too busy sucking up the big shots of the country..trying to be someone she is not..its silly.
61. Posted by itsthetruth on January 15, 2006 10:45 PM
Jennifer is Hot!
62. Posted by itsthetruth on January 15, 2006 10:48 PM
I think being beautiful in a natural way without all the glamorous makeup and the way angie dresses is much better. I go for the less jewelry and less pizzaz look....i HATE people who glam it up...its so fake.
63. Posted by eyekandi on January 19, 2006 6:59 PM
i have to agree with you on the natural look, being able to look in the mirror and actually recognize urself at night when ur going to sleep, and not freak out and see a complete pale looking face!..jenn is gr8 , beautiful inside and out..i love jenn!
GO TEAM ANISTON!