December 23, 2005
Foxy Brown deaf AND dumb
I've learned from experience that there's a few things you shouldn't do while in court. Shouting in tongues, threatening to eat the baliff's face, oh, and acting like a 2nd grader in front of the judge. Yeah, that will get you hogtied faster than a sweaty Elton John on his wedding night. With that said, the three of you who feel sorry for Foxy Brown and her hearing issues can stop now.
The trouble started, according to the AP, when Judge Melissa Jackson accused Brown of chewing gum, a no-no in court. Brown responded by opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue "as if to show her mouth was empty," the wire service said... All of this led to Brown being handcuffed, which led to Brown reportedly scuffling with a court officer, which led to the threat of jail.
You would think Foxy has been in court enough times to know the routine by now.
Foxy "Making Faces," Not Friends [Yahoo!]
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Comments
1. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 24, 2005 2:19 PM
Oh, that Foxy!!!
2. Posted by lulypop on December 24, 2005 2:34 PM
do people really care anymore?
3. Posted by andrewthezeppo on December 24, 2005 3:59 PM
I thought this was a site to make fun of celebrity news. Was the judge Judge Ito? Because then I might give a crap.
4. Posted by Zanathon on December 24, 2005 11:32 PM
If I was her lawyer, I'd state this:
"Your Honor, my client was just performing harmless tongue exercises for if or when she is ever sentenced to prison and needs to make nice with a nasty bulldyke lifer. IF I may, your Grace,I would also like to take this opportunity to plead the Chewbacca defense on behalf of Ms.Brown."
5. Posted by derekd on December 25, 2005 10:52 AM
Your reaching with this story Superficial. Reaching. Desperately. Reaching. Oh, so, desperately. Reaching.
6. Posted by penguin on December 25, 2005 2:11 PM
aww, give her a break. maybe she couldn't hear what the judge was asking her, and didn't want to speak because she's deaf and can't hear herself. so she visually presented her no-gum-chewing mouth in order to communicate.
7. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 25, 2005 2:16 PM
I'm agreeing with Penguin.
8. Posted by Trajan K on December 25, 2005 4:26 PM
ditto I agree with penguin.
9. Posted by DJTEEL on August 25, 2006 8:41 PM
she's typical ghetto trash