December 1, 2005
Enrique Iglesias defends his, ahem, manhood
A little while ago Enrique Iglesias said the following: "I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience." Well now, somehow, he's lashing out out at suggestions he has a small penis. He's insisting that his remarks were misunderstood, and that the stories are hurting his relationship with tennis star Anna Kournikova. He says, "It's not true and hurtful to me and my girlfriend."
If Enrique doesn't want people to think he has a small penis, then saying "I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there" probably isn't so smart. Nor is hawking extra-small condoms. Nor is tucking his tiny penis between his legs and shouting "Look at me! I'm a pretty princess!" Ok, I'm not sure that last part actually happened, but at this point it wouldn't surprise me.
IGLESIAS INSISTS HE IS OF REGULAR SIZE [Contact Music]
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Comments
1. Posted by suzy on December 1, 2005 11:44 AM
lol... he has an inny weeny penius.. and anna has no tennis skills.. woot! a perfect combo... i wonder how his penis compares to the mole on his face
2. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 1, 2005 12:15 PM
He has small penis but his small penis has Anna. Enrique wins.
3. Posted by Spindoc on December 1, 2005 1:08 PM
His penis was big enough to get Katie Holmes pregnant....what, you thought TOM did it?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh, my sides.
4. Posted by FermentedGhost on December 1, 2005 1:15 PM
Actually, the last part IS true. We were all there, and it was really embarrassing. It happened at this year's Arbor Day celebration at Ricky Martin's house. Everyone was showing their tree off, and he got confused and dropped trou. We all looked at his bare pelvic area in horror and then amusement. It was the only way he could save face.
5. Posted by nichole on December 1, 2005 1:34 PM
"I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience."
Who in their right mind would say that? Aloud. To people.
6. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 1, 2005 1:40 PM
there's not way to respond to a teeny wang story and look diginified. even worse is he acts like this is hurting him and anna. hello, if you wang is a good size then you both know it and that's what matter right? if it's important to you to prove you penis is not small then whip it out and show us. otherwise don't bother responding so seriously to rumors like this.
if i were him i'd make a joke out of it and say, "ha ha, yes, you need a microscopes to see it. but i'm sleeping with anna kournikova so it's not all bad ha ha!"
7. Posted by suzy on December 1, 2005 1:45 PM
hehe him and ricky martin.. how the hell do they fit in those inny weeny girls pants... i've realized now.. (i know i'm slow) that maybe they never really had a penis... i mean... has anyone seen a bulge??? seriously!!!!
8. Posted by Linnea on December 1, 2005 2:29 PM
Well, at least he doesn't like pissing on people...right? Right!? Please say "yes" amd let me keep what little sanity I cling to!
9. Posted by assholic on December 1, 2005 2:47 PM
yes, now worship me like i'm your god.
10. Posted by Stacyy on December 1, 2005 5:35 PM
i dont care if the guy has the tiniest penis, he is the sexiest man alive with the hottest body and face.
11. Posted by Mary45 on December 1, 2005 5:52 PM
Well - does anyone know about his daddy's penis - wasn't he a so called chick magnet back in the day? I guess he never bought condoms...umm why is sonny boy buying condoms if he's only with Anna... she's a bad tennis playing slut so she must be on the pill..umm...anal with RICKY!!!!
12. Posted by hafaball on December 1, 2005 7:12 PM
why would that hurt his relationship with anna kournikwieohruhcihva anyway? I mean, I hope by now she's seen his penis and knows it's not true...unless she hasn't O.o ...dun dun dunnnn
(cause it's so small)
13. Posted by valleyg on December 1, 2005 9:51 PM
You really think he has the hottest face AND body? I think he has the bod of a little boy...and know we know he has the wang of a little one too.
Aren't him and Michael Jackson close friends?
14. Posted by Donna A. on December 1, 2005 10:52 PM
Poor baby. Open mouth insert foot.
Donna A.
15. Posted by networkchick on December 1, 2005 11:18 PM
He should go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thingy off his face.
16. Posted by HollyJ on December 1, 2005 11:35 PM
He HAS to have a small penis. He's 2' tall with hands like a toddler.
Poor Anna is pretty but has no sense of penile entitlement.
17. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 1, 2005 11:36 PM
I've discovered that women don't mind small penises.....
.
.....as long as you pay them enough.
18. Posted by Horatio on December 2, 2005 11:39 AM
No wonder he hates his father. Julio was hung like a horse!
19. Posted by j'talia.is.fierce on December 5, 2005 1:22 PM
anna's hair stylist told me that since his wewe is so small, for protection, he cuts the pinky fingers off latex gloves, so sad
20. Posted by Keefer on February 8, 2006 10:21 PM
Celebrities dont wear rubbers. Their reciepients have a choice of in the crack or down the hatch.
21. Posted by Steve4nLanguage on July 25, 2006 7:35 AM
Here's Ricky on the cover of the Jan. 2003 Spanish version of Rolling Stone magazine. What do you think of his package (real or tubsock?)
http://www.rollingstone.es/imgs/portadas/2003/enero.jpg