Dec 7 2005Christina Applegate is single
After four years of marriage, vintage piece of ass Christina Applegate and “actor” Johnathan Schaech have filed for divorce. Publicists for each released this brief statement on Monday:
"The decision is mutual."
Having masturbated to Christina Applegate for over half of my life, I’m glad she finally realized that I want her and got rid of this guy. He has only been in one halfway decent movie like ten years ago. And he only managed to lip-synch and come up with ways not to fuck Liv Tyler the whole time. Applegate, on the other hand, was in the legendary “Married with Children” and she recently earned a Tony nomination for “Sweet Charity”. She was also #4, between Alyssa Milano and Jill Sandrock, on my 1995 list of “girls to have sex with.”
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1. Bill Clinton - December 7, 2005 8:55 AM
If she would have gotten naked her career would never have died. This should be a lesson to you..Jessica and....Hmmm.... Jessica? Why are all girls name Jessica teases. Damnit Alba and Simpson get nekkid before Hillary starts looking!
2. Twitchy - December 7, 2005 4:36 PM
Christina Applegate is an under-rated actress. She has also been smart enough to stay out of the Hollywood rumor mill. Jennifer Aniston, another under-rated actress never got naked, and her career lives on. Why? The rumor mill liked her from the start. Limelight = attention = work in Hollywood.
3. Sarcastikus - December 7, 2005 7:26 PM
Christina is gorgeous, even more than when she played Kelly Bundy.
Who the hell is Jill Sandrock?
4. roofie - December 29, 2005 11:01 PM
Pfft. Who knows? For all we know I could be Jill Sandrock.