December 19, 2005
Carmen Electra is a whore
When you spread your legs for Dennis Rodman and marry a transvestite, the only thing left to do is sell yourself on eBay. But before I could win, she decided to remove herself from the site. I guess offering my soul, left kidney and bitchin' collection of Magic cards was a bit much.
"They were bidding for a date with me on eBay, which was kind of weird, but the money went to charity, so I thought it would be a nice thing to do. It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy."
She says it's for a good cause, but you know it's just a front to finance the Dave and Carmen sex guide they've been working on. Carmen, you got away this time, but don't think I'm not saving up for your next overt display of prostitution.
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Comments
1. Posted by Georgia on December 20, 2005 12:26 AM
Shes beautiful, but she should fix her teeth. Check out the first photo.
2. Posted by hafaball on December 20, 2005 12:33 AM
Anything that touched that Formely-known-as-Formely-known-as-Prince guy is infected with something. But I would do her, just to see if the teeth in her vagina rumor is true.
3. Posted by Smackage on December 20, 2005 12:40 AM
aww, how sweet! she's whoring it up....you know, for the children....
4. Posted by HollyJ on December 20, 2005 1:17 AM
She was born in 1972, so she's only 33, but in those Santa pics, she looks AT LEAST forty. I think someone's been partying a little too hard for the past decade... It's starting to seriously show.
You could put 20lbs of groceries in those eyebags, too. Can't she afford some laser work on those mouth lines?
5. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 20, 2005 6:18 AM
"Carmen Electra is a whore" - You say that like it's a bad thing.
6. Posted by The Devil on December 20, 2005 6:59 AM
Carmen Electra will always be hot. I gotta laugh at those who point out her physical "flaws." Goddamn, what could we point out about each other if we posted pictures of ourselves? [SHUDDER]
7. Posted by sadietolstoy on December 20, 2005 7:00 AM
Lol Bill Clinton!
Something about Carmen Electra has always given me the creeps, so she and Dave Navarro are the perfect couple. If I were married to Dave Navarro, I would follow the lead of that Weezer frontman and take a vow of celibacy.
8. Posted by Binky on December 20, 2005 8:13 AM
She's gotta start taking better care of herself. Her hair extentions are WAY too long on that one side. And her mange is so bushy - it looks like it has eyes !! I still think she'd qualify for "Dances with Stars" though.
9. Posted by SpiderMomma on December 20, 2005 9:56 AM
Yep, definition of a whore. A person has sex for money, they are usually considered a whore. Duh lol
10. Posted by xd on December 20, 2005 10:14 AM
Dave Navarro is sooooo FUCKING HOT!!!!!!
11. Posted by xd on December 20, 2005 10:16 AM
And Carmen is great;)
12. Posted by supertwink on December 20, 2005 2:59 PM
Geeze HollyJ...don't know where you're from, but I don't know any 40 year olds that look as good as she does. Holy harsh.
13. Posted by MacMac on December 20, 2005 3:04 PM
"Carmen Electra is a whore." - You say that like it's news to anyone.
14. Posted by HollyJ on December 20, 2005 4:57 PM
Click on the first photo and look at it enlarged. She's got wrinkles all around her eyes and mouth. She even has creases under her nose and on her chin.
She's overtanned so long, she's turning into a Coach bag.
She looks good from a distance, but upon closer inspection, she's aging HORRIBLY. She looks WAY older than 33. Diane Lane looks better, and she's in her forties already. =0
15. Posted by SMF121490 on December 20, 2005 4:57 PM
I agree with xd.
Dave Navarro is hot. But then I am into the rock star thing.
16. Posted by Roxie on December 20, 2005 5:05 PM
Carmen's holding up better than Jenny McCarthy. Seen her lately?
Funny brad/angie/jen pic:
http://www.kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/
17. Posted by Sally on December 20, 2005 5:50 PM
She has really bad skin texture... She needs laser resurfacing... That would pretty her right up... Maybe she was just having a bag photo day... Or maybe she switched make-up artists or something... We all know what happened to J.Lo when she got rid of Scott Barnes, the stupid bitch... Carmen really does look older than 33; she just has that been-there-done-that look which I assume one acquires when one has been a whore for the past 20 years... Oooooh, how posh do I sound!
18. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 20, 2005 6:54 PM
I don't know what's up with these pictures but I hung out with her and dave in hollywood a few weeks ago at a party and she looked fabulous...skin looked amazing, no bags under her eyes. Maybe she had a late night before this photo shoot b/c in person...up close and personal...she looks amazing.
19. Posted by HOMELESS™ on December 21, 2005 2:34 AM
HO HO HO !
20. Posted by Craig & "em" on December 21, 2005 5:30 PM
You know...I could care less about what Carmen Electra does so I didn't bother reading this article. However, I will TOTALLY agree with the heading!
21. Posted by derekd on December 22, 2005 6:15 PM
Gotta love these hi def pics. Can't wait till all TV goes HD. Some people are in for a rude awakening.*cough*Cameron Diaz*cough*
22. Posted by skippy on December 30, 2005 2:55 AM
Okay people, let's start posting our own pics and see how many posts we get on "skin texture" then... jeebus