December 28, 2005

Amanda Bynes doesn't care

I realize that life is hard, particularly if you're young, famous, rich and attractive. I also realize that seeing a handicapped person in hollywood is about as likely as seeing the Olsen twins eating a cheeseburger. Naked. But come on Amanda - it's the holiday season after all. Maybe watching a parade of cripples struggle past your shiny new car on the way to parking lot section Z-65 isn't quite the spirit of the holidays. Unless you start launching candy canes at them. Maybe that's what she's looking for in her bag.


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Comments

You think Amanda Bynes is attractive? She looks like a 12 year-old girl who hasn't lost her baby fat. It's like Britney from "The Chippettes" has come to life.

Or is this the R. Kelly definition of women's attractiveness?

Isn't this the second young celeb that's been caught doing this in a short amount of time? They probably just know that they can easily pay off any ticket that they may get. Skanks...

right on Morty...this chick is fuglytooskinny. who the hell is she? some WB/UPN/PAX(WHAT THE HELL IS PAX ANYWAY?)semi star? she may be young and rich, but thats it.

This looks like the handicapped sign was added after the picture was taken. Kirsten Dunst parking in a handicapped spot was funny but I'd hate to see this site turn into pictures of every celebrity getting into their bentleys and someone using photoshop to make fake parking signs. Although if you happen to find one of Jessica Alba you should post that because she's my handicapped brother's favorite actress and I forgot to get him a Christmas present.

She can afford to park in handicap spots but she can't afford a little bit of fashion sense? I mean really Amanda, send a chimp to Walmart and you'd have a more attractive outfit.

I love this: "They probably just know that they can easily pay off any ticket that they may get. Skanks..."

What, pray tell, does being an ignorant, spoiled little star have to do with automatically being a skank? I smell.. oh, that's right, jealousy.

What this says to me is that she's lazy. So big whoop.

I am with Shauna on this one... It does look like the handicapped sign was added after the picture was taken.

Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry.

Posted by ~S.Starr~ on December 28, 2005 02:36 PM
Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry.

Um... HANDICAPPED people care you assclown. They care when some lazy bimbo parks in the handicapped spot and they can't go into the place because there is no parking spot.

I think its totally appropriate for her to park in the handicapped space because that outfit is RETARDED!

I thought that extreme politeness was the expected norm in the politically correct controlled area of liberal-leftists in Toronto?

If someone says she is a skank, I'm under no obligation to judge otherwise.

Now who is this selfish little twit of a horrid girl anyway?
Obviously she has just joined the Kirsten Dunst club.

all of you peeople talking shit about amanda bynes are losers [for lack of care to find a better term..] yes, amdana bynes is attractive.. more attractive than the one comparing her to brittany from the chipettes, i'm sure.. and talented [esp. when compared to the rest of her teeny-bopper colleagues..]

that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google, i thought perhaps, "Amanda Bynes doesn't care" about something important.. i couldn't have been farther off.. save your shrewd commentary for and actual story, my goodness!

I liked this story the first time I saw it a whole 3 days ago. A different girl you say? For an offense as minor as this, it doesn't really matter. Superficial, is there an editor in the house??

sigh.

Another lame story.

Come on Superficial, you can do better! Give us something funny!

Boo the Superficial! Boo!

2 handicapped parking cunts this year.

First sunken tits now this retard.

Since nobody's posted it yet.... I guess I will.... I'd hit it!!!

Who cares if a handicapped person has to walk a couple extra yards? Gimme a break, how many handouts do these people want? Why don't we just roll out a red carpet for them whenever they go grocery shopping. I salute Amanda Bynes for her efforts.

HAHAHA - I think it's even funnier that "hanako chan" was actually googling for Amanda Bynes - HA, that's funny shit!!!

"that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google, i thought perhaps, "Amanda Bynes doesn't care" about something important.. i couldn't have been farther off.. save your shrewd commentary for and actual story, my goodness!"

...my goodness, indeed!

MadelBlue:

THIS "ASSCLOWN" PARKS IN HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOTS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO THE MIDDLE FINGER TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is she wearing? And why is her skirt on sideways?

Besides being a skank with no respect for the law and no empathy for the disabled, she apparently can't even dress herself.

Aren't handicapped spaces supposed to be lined in blue as well? Looks like a Photoshop job.

To HANAKO CHAN (11): first, I want to agree with Manderoni. Why the fuck are you Googling 'Amanda Bynes?' Are you her biggest fan or just really into kiddie porn? Second, bitch, I am actually AM attractive AND smart enough to recognize that Amanda Bynes is too--in that pre-pubscent, Mary Kate & Ashley sense. I like women who look like women.

This girl looks like my little sister's 8th grade cheerleading squad captain--no joke. When I was younger, I watched her Nickalodeon and laughed because she was genuinely funny. She wasn't a sex symbol then and definitely isn't one now, cow.

Who said Hanako was Googling "Amanda Bynes"?

"that's what i get for subcribing to celeb gossip in the least! when i read the headline in my google"--indicates to me that Hanako probably subscribes to The Superficial RSS feed and uses the Google personalized homepage.

definitely photoshopped. she might be a twig, but twigs still cast shadows. there isn't one under her here on a clearly sunny day.

It doesn't look sunny to me.

So what if she parked in a 'tard space. I thought they didn't like people treating them differently.

I know a disabled guy who gets payed... and wil l do for the rest of his life... he's allowed to do fuck all because he's disabled. It's screwed up.

Ass-starr wrote:

"Besides...who cares that she parked in a handicapped parking space...we all do it sometimes. Hell...I do it when I am in a hurry."

Speak for yourself.

That's what makes you an asshead, and a target for keys to accidentally scrape hard along the side of your car.

LOL that's great, because you're too lazy to find another spot, you take the spot from someone who might actually need it.

Keep on keeping on with your assheadery! I salute you!

Who the hell does she think she is? Just because she's in some lame-ass about-to-be-cancelled tv show that airs on Friday night when people don't even watch tv, co-starring the non horse faced blonde chick from 9021-something doesn't make her better than handicapped people.

Good call on Brittany from The Chipettes. She looks slightly more normal sized now than the stick figure body she used to have, so she can probably spare the few calories it would have cost her to walk to the back of the lot.

can someone tell me why her shoes are reflecting the paint from the handicapped sign?

i dont remember my chucks being that reflective.

Anyone that is that self absorbed makes me sick. Get some morals. You have the use of your two legs, I bet some handicapt people wish they did. The least I can give them is a parking spot.

Call 911, someone stole her ass AND her melanin.

Doobieous:

Once again I will say it...I PARK IN HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOTS WHEN I AM IN A HURRY!!!!!!!! I AM FUCKING LAZY SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!! I COULD GIVE A SHIT IF A HANDICAPPED PERSON HAS TO WALK...I MEAN ROLL.. 1 EXTRA SPACE b/c I WAS LAZY!!!! FUCK IT...I AM HONEST!

oh and by the way..."asshead"...very grown up talk...I applaud you for your maturity!

Who is Amanda Bynes?

Amanda is SERIOUSLY hot. Too skinny? no way. Those long skinny legs would look great wrapped around my(edited for content) and furthermore she seems pretty cool.....

Photoshop or not, it's a really asshole-ish thing to do. I don't care if you're in a hurry. That spot is reserved for a reason.

~S. Starr~

People wouldn't keep harrassing you if you'd quit bragging about your selfish, inconsiderate, lazy habits. If you're going to brag about them, be prepared to take the resulting condemnation, and learn to accept that fact that it is YOUR OWN FAULT, and well deserved.

Also, to clear up something, a handicapped spot is not only there to save them travel from the car to the building, it is also there for an even more important reason. It has extra space so they can actually get out of their car and into their wheelchair. They need extra space that your sorry, able-bodied ass doesn't. So, if some lazy, pathetic person takes the handicapped spots, they have to find a space without other cars around, and I bet that's going to be more than just a "1 EXTRA SPACE" as you so eloquently put it. If it really is only "1 EXTRA SPACE," then you're not just lazy, you're abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic. I suggest you start parking at the far end of the parking lot, as the excersise will do you some good.

BeefJerky:

Exercise can do EVERYONE some good...which is why I do it 4 times a week. As for me being abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic...mmmm, nope. And if the exercise comment was a lame reference to calling me overweight...then mmmm, nope, wrong again...nice try though!

~S.Starr~

Since I have no idea what you look like, I make no judgement as to your weight or size. But, based your comments, you still are lazy if you can't find the time and energy to find a non-handicapped spot. Should you ever decide to get a clue, and stop stealing the handicapped parking spaces from those who NEED and DESERVE them, I will personally retract the "abhorrent, pitiful and utterly lethargic" comment, but until such time, the comment stands.

you are garbage and I feel sorry for you. that is sad, really. Even sadder is that you brag about it. Good job to you!!! Make a handicap person walk more b/c they need the exercise, yea!!!

Must have been the way you were brought up.

{shaking head}

Isn't there anything better to make a story out of? Is she still famous? Is she even a celebrity?

Some people are really funny. They say "oh she's too fat" or "oh she's too skinny" for just about every girl. Uhm...are you sure you're into women? Maybe you're gay...or if you're woman plz calm down. Just because you don't fit in one seat or 5 in the bus doesn't mean you're normal, and everyone else skinny. It's kind of the other way around.

Seriously, you see women like this everyday. It's a normal weight for a woman.

Oh shoot I forgot that I live in Europe not in America. -_- Sorry.

This photo is from when Amanda Bynes was on Punked. Ashton Kutcher moved her car while she was shopping and painted in the sign. She didn't really park in a handicapped spot.

annily81:

Amanda has not been on any aired episode of Punk'd (notice the correct spelling). Either you're part of the crew, saw an episode no one else on the face of the earth saw, or you're just trying to blindly defend her. If you're going to use that defense, then make sure she really was on the show.

"Or is this the R. Kelly definition of women's attractiveness?"

to each his own, mr. fishbein... just dont start peeing on her

acutally, i wasn't googling for amanda bines, it was in "the superficial" section that i added to my personalized google page [just to add content..] i wasn't even familiar w/ the site..

you think you're clever, but you need to find a new hobby..

OK, Amanda Bynes....NOT HOT. Very Cute at best, but so are shetland ponies. Actually she reminds me of a young horse, all legs and knees. HOT would imply sexual and womanly and full of passion and she is none of those things. She is very cute, and has a pretty face, but HOT, I think not. Oh, and I hate when chicks wear denim skirts and don't notice when the back pockets travel to the side. Fix yourself, dammit!

-_- rofl its not like none of us hasnt jumped into a han.cap parking spot.... Besides if u had a better pic you would prob see 4 are 5 more han.cap parking spots not
=-O

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