50 Cent caught red handed

Go Stacy, it's ya bat mitzvah...

We gonna party 'cause it's ya bat mitzvah...

We gonna sip Manechevitz like it's ya bat mitzvah....

He is officially a wanksta & a sell out now.

Yep, that girl's Jewish all right XD

And give the guy some credit, even at the bat mitzvah be was shot, so you know.

I considered it an honor to be shot in the face by 50 Cent. However, after seeing this debacle, my gunwound is no longer a badge of honor, but rather a horrible, ugly disfigurement of the face. I'm really sad.

I was really hoping for some Star o' David bling. Instead he wore a cross. At a Bat Mitzvah.

I got my calculator out. It actually come to $500,000.50 altogether.

...that's some funny shizzle. go fiddy!

Uhh yeah, nice of him to wear a cross around his neck to a Jewish event...and his skull cap seems a bit large.

Would I play a bat mitzvah for an hour or so for the kind of cash they were throwing him??? Don't get between me and the door. I would be ALL OVER THAT.

I don't care how many times this man was shot. His gangsta status is officially revoked. Wait- actually he only raps bad metaphors about having sex with random girls.....aren't gangstas supposed to rap about bringing down the cops or drugs or shooting someone or something? Ok, so he was never really that gangsta to start with. So surely this won't hurt his image for his next hit album. Which should totally be called Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel.

damn, I wish I was as gangsta as he is

or just maybe as rich

All of you complaining about the cross, yeah its a Jewish event but HE'S NOT JEWISH!!! So why should he take his cross off??? Should he have worn a David's star? No that wouldn't be selling out now would it? I don't give a damn, ANY artist, hip hop or rock and roll would play a chuck e. cheese birthday party for 500k. So is he a sellout? Maybe he's just realistic in maybe thinking the gravy train ISN'T going to last forever. So he's cashin' in now.

"Uhh yeah, nice of him to wear a cross around his neck to a Jewish event"

I'm sure it added an especially inappropriate poor taste to the dignified and solemn Jewish, $10 million dollar concert/party for the spoiled child of a multi-millionaire, religious celebration.

Is that a Pittsburgh Pirates hat? No wunda Fitty is playing low rent gigs - he have to be buyin' his gear on the bargain racks. Get that man some cash so he can buy a real lid. Damn!

You know I would like to call 50 a sell out also... and he kinda is... but come on half a million dollars to show up and rattle of a couple songs. I would do it in a heart beat.. money talks!!!!!

That second pic looks like he's getting ready to bust out some mad "jazz-hands".

Man I wish I had fiddy at my bar mitzvah.... all I got was 1 of the beasty boys and a BJ from Madonna...thanks alot Dad!!!

I'm guessing he went with the 12 year old jailbait for his after-performance entertainment. This was either a favor (the dad is also 49-cent's boss and has his balls in a jar in his office), a desperate attempt to find validation (when you're hung like a gerbil, squealing pre-teens are more than enough), or he finally realized his "tough guy" look doesn't impress a newborn kitten.

I'm not sure which sounds worse: Being at a bat mitzvah with these girls (who clearly have more money than taste) or Being forced to listen to 50Cent's tired lyrics... Oy vey

On the bright side, at the Bat Mitzvah Fiddy got business cards from 23 lawyers, 14 accountants and 12 doctors, plus he was given an honorary degree from the president of Brandeis University in Urban Studies.

Sell out? Probably. But not like he's good live or anything anyways.

Get gefilte, it's your birthday.

Why mention that they're white, doesn't really make any difference.

I know most of you lot would take this money and perform, who cares if it's a little girls birthday party.

I was just going to say... I could talk a lot about rich weirdoes with no talent, but the fact remains that I wish I had a half million dollars and a ho.

Isn't part of being a Gangsta rounding up as many benjamins as possible? (Yes, I'm white and just used the word "benjamins".) And it's not like this is big news. Woooo! Write this down, everyone, a rapper just SOLD OUT.

What would you do for a cool $500K? I'd give probably a rhino a reach-around for five bucks.

Who the hell ARE these jews, anyway? they brought 50 Cent, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty and Steven Tyler together for a show.

half dollar is a no talent hack, that uses third grade english to impress second grade minds. Example once again of the money grubbers sinking to any occasion for a buck. Must be time for dinner, cause they're all washed up....

wow. i haven't seen that many bad nose jobs since ... (insert Jackson family joke here).

ps: it wasn't REALLY steven tyler. at the last minute he couldn't make it, so they borrowed a little something from madame tussaud's wax museum. blech.

Should he have worn a David's star?

Or he could have um...just not worn any religious iconography at all. Really not that difficult.
Personally for the amount of money they paid him, I'd have made him wear a clown suit and makeup.

Note: I told everyone that I was at this bat mitzvah and fitty's men were not knocking camera's out of people's hands. See!

Anyway I am pissed off, there was not one photo of me. No missle contracts for "Rocket" when Hillary gets into Office in 09. By the way i did two of the girls in the first photo....I bet you can guess which two.

If that is the B-day girl in the first pic, and her dad dropped a half mil on this party, why would he not spring for her to get her hair professionally done? That's how I do my hair on days when I just don't care.

All sites are acting like just 50 cent performed....there were lots of artists there--the eagles, tom petty, aerosmith, stevie nicks. I guess the dad had to get someone who the kids would think was cool. So what?

Oh my freaking god, did anyone else see the pic of Steve Tyler? The guy looked like he was alive soley as a bodily reflex action of the copious amounts of crack still workin its way outa his body from its consumption in the 70s.

oh my god...this is just frickin' funny...for a rap superstar, he is still a big LOSER.

god da.mn it, why can't i have millionaire parents to hire fitty for my party? and honestly, can the little jewish girl have a worse taste then 50, aerosmith and the eagles? wtf kind of playlist is that?

i'm still creaming my panties from the dream i had with Fitty