Nov 17 2005The Superficial News
• Orlando Bloom's former management company is suing him for failing to pay $660,000 in commission. I guess when you spend all your money on goatee grooming products it gets pretty hard to pay the bills. [BBC News]
• Michael Jackson caused a commotion in the United Arab Emirates when he entered the ladies bathroom at a shopping mall. At least it wasn't the children's bathroom! Get it? Because he molests children. I win! [AP]
• The guy who got fired from Desperate Housewives for flashing everybody is claiming that he didn't do it. Which is exactly what you would expect a disgusting pervert flasher to say. [E!Online]
• Ralph Edwards, the host of Truth or Consequences and This Is Your Life died at the age of 92 yesterday. [NYPost]
Reader Comments
1. Zanathon - November 17, 2005 7:13 PM
Did the guy who got fired from Desperate Housewives (for flashing everybody) hold a news conferrence to profess his denial of what allegedly occurred, while in his birthday suit?
If so, then I whole heartedly believe him.
Is it true that Ralph Edwards really died, or is this just a consequence of not propperly following up on one's sources?
2. assholic - November 19, 2005 4:22 PM
loves the orlando and michael bit. congrats!! yay!!
3. Bill Clinton - November 19, 2005 10:30 PM
Michael Jackson touched me. PYT brings me to tears.