November 15, 2005

The Superficial News

• Brooke Burns broke her neck yesterday after diving into her backyard pool and hitting her head. There aren't any permanent injuries though, so if you were fantasizing about taking advantage of a sexy quadriplegic Brooke Burns, just forget about it. I know I have. [AP]

• Russel Crowe identified a criminal in a mugshot and line-up after witnessing a mugging in France last month. Sad, because the Russel Crowe I used to know and love would have just thrown a telephone at his face and knocked him the fuck out. [WENN]

• Halle Berry has been named the new face of Versace. Still no word on whether her foot has secured that Manolo Blahnik contract yet, though I'm leaning towards no. [Page Six]

• 50 Cent is set to launch a new book line despite the fact that he can't read. Or write. Or knows anybody that can. [AP]

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