November 14, 2005
The Superficial News
• Kathleen Turner pretended to be an alcoholic to hide the fact she had rheumatoid arthritis. Because being a clumsy old drunkard is so much less embarrassing than having arthritis. Well played, Kathleen. [IOL]
• Producers of The Apprentice want Mark (Markus) Garrison and Jennifer Wallen to shut up, as their recent complaints about the shows editing is in violation of their nondisclosure agreements. It's also in violation of my right to not be annoyed by whining idiots. [Lowdown]
• Burberry has reversed its position and come out publicly in support of Kate Moss. Still no word on their lumberjack position though. [Brand Republic]
• WWE star Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room Sunday morning. The police don't suspect foul play, but an autopsy is planned to determine the cause of death. [AP]
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Comments
1. Posted by rathernot on December 9, 2005 9:21 PM
Kathleen Turner also pretended to be a man so no one would know she was really a transvestite. Wait did I get that backwords?