November 8, 2005

The Superficial News

• Kate Hudson is taking legal action over photos used to imply she has an eating disorder. I'm not actually familiar with the photos, but how do you imply somebody has an eating disorder short of catching them bent over a toilet with a couple fingers down their throat? The only other way is to show them not eating. Which, uh, isn't very damning evidence. [AP]

• Tom Cruise has hired a Hollywood insider to replace his sister as his publicist. Strange, because his public image has been so awesome lately. I guess he felt it was time to move on from "crazy homosexual who kidnaps celebrities." [AP]

• OK! magazine has caved under pressure from Britney Spears to change an article that portrays Kevin Federline as a bad husband and father. They've decided, instead, to focus on his awesome facial hair and skills as a talented musician. [Lowdown]

• Seven things Jennifer Aniston would rather talk about than the men in or out of her life. Isn't it convenient that Brad Pitt is left off the list? Convenient indeed. [Newsweek]

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