Nov 2 2005The Superficial News
• To the joy of every living man on the planet, Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen have broken up for good. Again. [Page Six]
• Choosing the weirdest way to get back into the media, Christian Slater fell off the roof of Paris Hilton's neighbor's house after he was shocked by the police. [People]
• Dennis Rodman has settled a speeding ticket that briefly led to a judge issuing an arrest warrant. It's nice to see the news finally covering the important things that are going on in the world like speeding tickets. [ABC News]
• The house Martha Stewart bought for her new reality show is haunted. That's not even supposed to be a joke. [Page Six]
• Jessica Simpson says she saw a therapist to deal with the gossip surrounding her and Nick Lachey's marriage. Which is weird, because the gossip is totally true and they 100% cheated on each other. [AP]
