November 15, 2005
Tara Reid's Mom Ruins Everybody's Fun
Just when you thought Tara Reid would spend her 30th birthday party like some double-jointed gymnast in a low-budget bukkake film, she doesn't. She behaves herself. There's only one explanation for this - her mom was at the party.
She wasn’t falling all over the tables like she sometimes does,” says one attendee. “It might have something to do with the fact that her mom was sitting there eagle-eyeing her all night.” At one point, the source says, "she was wild and swinging her hair back and forth and the crowd was really getting into it. She turned around to freakdance with some guy and a hand reached out and pulled her away. It was her mom.”
You know, it's gotta be tough being Tara Reid's mom. Years ago she was probably bragging to all her friends about how her little girl was going to be famous, was going to be an oscar-winning actress. At this point I imagine if people ask 'what does your daughter do?', she probably just stares at the ground and mumbles. Or tells them her daughter is a secretary. Or a truck driver. Or a stripper. Or dead. Basically anything other than a drunken whore.
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Comments
1. Posted by screwtheman on November 17, 2005 9:05 AM
I just wasted 5 minutes of my life looking at each of those photos. Why? I was checking out all of the hairy chest exposed LA douche bags and the manly bodyguard (cleverly disguised in a little black dress).
2. Posted by Veris on November 17, 2005 11:53 AM
I've posted this in the forum section. But it deserves to be posted here too.
THE GIRL HOLDING TARA'S ARM IS LINDSAY LOHAN CLON!
As you can see, a bad job.
3. Posted by derekd on November 17, 2005 8:33 PM
Tara Ried is no doubt the queen of plastic surgery's gone bad. Her boobs are lopsided in one of those pics. Have you seen her belly? Ugh! She needs to upgrade her plastic surgeon to Dr. Frankenstein. Poor drunken whore.
4. Posted by Flacannon on November 18, 2005 12:29 AM
What a dumpy pig. Ill bet Pamela Anderson loves Tara Reid. Next to Tara, Pam looks like Princess Diana. Ill bet Courtney Love, loves Tara. Next to Tara, Courtney looks like... Well, Courtney still has the Drunken Skank category rapped up but, Tara is a close second. I think maybe she is a Nilest.
5. Posted by elle on November 19, 2005 1:10 PM
THE GIRL HOLDING TARA'S ARM IS LINDSAY LOHAN CLON!
yeah lindsay lohan without nasty freckled diseased skin and a shirt showing her new boobs
key word: new