November 29, 2005
Kristin Cavalleri To Host a Crappy Show
From what I understand, this show Laguna Beach is basically about a bunch of spoiled rich kids who are either drinking or having sex with each other, or both. Making it much like my own high school years, but without the bare-knuckle death-fighting championships. In any case, this girl Kristin is now going to be a co-host of UPN's new reality show called Sluts on Unicycles Get This Party Started.
"We're just really happy to have her," said executive producer Allison Grodner. "Certain people, whether in acting or television, have something - a quality - that 'it' factor," Grodner said. "I think it's there in Kristin and we were really pleasantly surprised with her."
Nothing like a story of a small-town girl of modest means who works hard and makes good. Of course we'll never hear that story, because that girl was run over by a limo carrying a drunken Kristin on her way to some billionaire's ball. Life can be cruel sometimes.
'Party' time for 'Laguna' gal [NY Daily News]
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Comments
1. Posted by EricaDanielle on November 29, 2005 12:44 PM
Maybe she can be the new Tara Reid?!?
2. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 29, 2005 1:16 PM
What..who...what show....She looks nice anyway. I can see myself masterbating to her in the future.
3. Posted by KMac on November 29, 2005 2:20 PM
Who the hell is this broad?
4. Posted by Brittany on November 29, 2005 2:26 PM
Oh, that's not going to get cancelled.
5. Posted by Shona on November 29, 2005 2:32 PM
I also love how Laguna Beach was a total hoax . . . If you want to find Stephen in real life, go to Manhasset High school on Long Island, NY. You will find him there, since he is currently in his senior year . . .
6. Posted by assholic on November 29, 2005 3:36 PM
"Maybe she can be the new Tara Reid?!"
who bloody needs a new one?! those who do should get therapies right about now. one tara reid is way too much already. i meant to say paris can sometimes be adorable wit her pretence charm of a blonde bimbo but tara is just simply a waste of every1's space, really.
7. Posted by Horatio on November 29, 2005 3:45 PM
I love the fact that EP Allison Grodner says that a) Kristin has "it" and b) they're "really pleasantly surprised with her."
Which means that until she humped the right people, they weren't all that impressed.
8. Posted by ch1525 on November 29, 2005 3:49 PM
I predict it will get canned after no more than 5 episodes. I mean it is on UPN. Come on!
9. Posted by baumstad on November 29, 2005 3:56 PM
I've watched that Laguna Beach show, and I must admit that it is skankalicious. The funniest part of the show is that all of these kids are absolutely wasted at social gatherings. Congrats MTV for rearing a generation of half-witted whores!
10. Posted by PKClover on November 29, 2005 5:21 PM
She already has the bitchy attitude down to be famous. Now she just needs to lose 30 pounds and do a greek shipping heir.
11. Posted by FermentedGhost on November 29, 2005 5:35 PM
For those who don't know, Kristin is the former Mrs. Matt Leinart and current Mrs. Us. We don't like to brag, but she's really into us. That's part of the reason people keep seeing Matt Leinart hanging around LA crying. For the last time, Matt, we'll hook you up with Jessica from Laguna Beach. Just say the word.
12. Posted by hafaball on November 29, 2005 5:43 PM
Cool, another show for the girls to watch so they can figure out how to be a whore! I mean, I can understand it's diffucult to ask a whore questions on the street, especially when she;s working, but there should be some challenge no? All we really need now is MTV: Whore Edition, then it'll all be in place.
13. Posted by HollyJ on November 29, 2005 6:52 PM
I've never heard of this show OR this bimbo. I'm either too old or watch TV with too much taste. (Can I claim the 2nd?)
I'm getting behind. I need to sign up for Bimbo Weekly to keep abreast.
I love this site. You guys keep me updated on the casting couch.
BTW, this chick reminds me of Miss Hilton... Shouldn't there be another article sometime this week about Paris? Something about her shopping for dildos with her teacup capaberra on the arm of some new Meditteranean porto-potty porn star?
14. Posted by FIVE0 on November 30, 2005 11:22 AM
OK people for the last time it's masturbate, not masterbate....please, if you're gonna do it, at least learn how to spell it, like me.
15. Posted by ~S.Starr~ on November 30, 2005 11:46 AM
TO FermentedGhost...
#1...She was never dating Matt...just fucking him in the back of limos.
#2...Matt had NO intention of dating her...she was a good, and easy, lay...end of story.
#3...I think Matt is pretty happy with his current girlfriend, a REAL actress, Alyssa Milano...no need for jessica :)
I have met this girl...and the show did not do her justice. She is WAY more Sluty, Trashy, Moronic, and Retarded then the show led you to believe. Cash in on your 15 minutes of fame sweetheart...
TEAM LC for ME...
16. Posted by JudithJetson on November 30, 2005 3:12 PM
OK, what is this about Matt Leinart dating/doing this tramp??!!??
Can someone pls. fill me in or at least direct me to a source?
17. Posted by slinkhard on November 30, 2005 3:49 PM
Alyssa Milano's a real actress? ...Um, okay.
18. Posted by assholic on December 1, 2005 3:19 PM
yeah, alyssa milano a friggin real actress?! come on naw.
19. Posted by loriet on January 6, 2006 7:39 PM
i actually dont know why some of you hate kristin so much
come on you dont even know her
i mean if she wants to be an actress its her problem you dont even know if shes a great actress
if shes a slut thats her problem too i mean lauren its such a slut too
obviosly almost all of them are at least a litte retarded because of the money cause they have everything they want
i actually like all of them
i think kristin seems to be nice i mean lauren just wanna be with stephen but she still being nice anyways
IM KRISTIN'S TEAM!!!!!!!!
20. Posted by EAG on July 28, 2006 6:25 PM
Are Alyssa Milano & Matt Leinart dating right now? DiD he really hook up with Jessica Smith form Laguna? Please Answer- ina comment or e-mail me. Thanks a ton!