November 4, 2005
Ellen And Portia Want Kids
The aesthetically mismatched lesbian couple Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are considering becoming first-time parents. Ellen recently told People magazine that:
I think we should do it (have a child) soon... When I'm around babies, I just melt."
Come on now, lesbians don't have babies. Everyone knows that lesbians just sit around their apartments in thongs and garter belts, giving each other massages and showering together and having crazy lesbian sex. I base this, of course, on nothing but my massive collection of porn. But if "Drunken Dungeon Mistresses 5" doesn't tell you all you need to know, I don't know what will.
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Comments
1. Posted by Zanathon on November 17, 2005 9:31 PM
"When I'm around babies, I just melt."
When babies are around Ellen, they just cringe with abhorance.
2. Posted by 11_17_05 on November 18, 2005 11:43 AM
I cringe with abhorrence at your ignorant comment. Advice - Make sure you at least know how to spell "the big words" you use in your pathetic writing.