Nov 23 2005Eat some damn Turkey

Unless something goes horribly wrong during Thanksgiving and uncle Mort starts slapping people in the face with his penis like he did last year, there probably won't be any new posts until Monday. That said, have yourself a merry little Thanksgiving. If you overhear or snap an embarrassing picture of a celebrity, be sure to send it in. I'm always up for a good chuckle after stuffing my face full of turkey.



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Dang, us Canucks had our Thanksgiving over a month ago.

Too bad nothing happened today, like Nick and Jessica separating...

Oops.

Happy Turkey day :)

Tom Cruise purchased a sonogram machine for his fiancee Katie Holmes... is that news or insanity?

HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!

I'll be poised over my computer like a mad scientist with composer hair, gnawing on a turkey bone, waiting with anticipation for the next sardonic write-up.

(I mean after I wake up from my triptophen coma.)

hey you lazy bastard, keep writing man...

U EAT SOME DAMN TURKEY

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