Nov 23 2005Eat some damn Turkey
Unless something goes horribly wrong during Thanksgiving and uncle Mort starts slapping people in the face with his penis like he did last year, there probably won't be any new posts until Monday. That said, have yourself a merry little Thanksgiving. If you overhear or snap an embarrassing picture of a celebrity, be sure to send it in. I'm always up for a good chuckle after stuffing my face full of turkey.

Reader Comments
1. Juliette - November 23, 2005 11:33 PM
Dang, us Canucks had our Thanksgiving over a month ago.
2. Kevin - November 24, 2005 12:23 AM
Too bad nothing happened today, like Nick and Jessica separating...
Oops.
3. AD - November 24, 2005 1:38 AM
Happy Turkey day :)
4. kimpossible - November 24, 2005 3:05 AM
Tom Cruise purchased a sonogram machine for his fiancee Katie Holmes... is that news or insanity?
5. HollyJ - November 24, 2005 2:28 PM
HAPPY TURKEY DAY EVERYONE!
I'll be poised over my computer like a mad scientist with composer hair, gnawing on a turkey bone, waiting with anticipation for the next sardonic write-up.
(I mean after I wake up from my triptophen coma.)
6. mad_maddox - November 27, 2005 4:01 PM
hey you lazy bastard, keep writing man...
7. naeco - November 28, 2005 6:15 PM
U EAT SOME DAMN TURKEY