November 17, 2005
Comments are back
There was a ton of hateful email after we pulled the comments from the site, so after a bit of tweaking we've gone and set them up again. And because comment spam makes me want to grab the nearest infant and beat it to death, you'll have to register with TypeKey before you can comment. The process is free and takes about 45 seconds, and it's only in place to prevent comment spam and identity hijacking. If you feel uneasey about registering with a middle-man, you can just yell your comments at the computer and hope somebody will hear them. If you already have an account from the first time you registered, all you need to do is login and you're good to go.
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Comments
1. Posted by onecrazybizaach on November 17, 2005 11:17 AM
thanks.
2. Posted by conceitedhipster on November 17, 2005 11:53 AM
Spiffy.
3. Posted by Dylan on November 17, 2005 12:14 PM
This is a terrible idea. Most of your readers are idiots. Or Britney Spears under a thousand disguises. Why let either spew their trash right under your genius?
4. Posted by Miss Kiki on November 17, 2005 12:30 PM
Yabba dabba do!!!
5. Posted by almostinfamous on November 17, 2005 12:49 PM
britney spears? don't you mean ashlee simpson/
6. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 17, 2005 1:04 PM
I'm with the poster above, Dylan. Some of the comments I did read always contained, "I'd still hit that" or some derivation thereof. Which only proved to me that the people coming to the site were not, as I hoped, people who love to see the lampooning and mocking of fame, celebrity and stupidity. It was a bunch of lame-ass frat boys and Internet perverts who just wanted a site to find hi-resolution photos of that jacked piece of Louisiana trailer trash, Britney Spears, without a bra on. And so while I was sad to see the comments go (some were just as funny as the articles!), I WASN'T sad to see those comments from the primordial-ooze-masquerading-as-men ddisappear.
7. Posted by sadietolstoy on November 17, 2005 5:24 PM
Ah, jeez, thanks for thinking of us.
8. Posted by al rarow on November 17, 2005 5:38 PM
As long as the comments don't degrade to the level of Perez Hilton.com, I'm all for them.
Nice one.
9. Posted by Wax on November 17, 2005 8:12 PM
nice, tnx :)
10. Posted by Donna A. on November 17, 2005 9:59 PM
I love your site. And glad you put back the comments. As far as the low life that type nonsence. "For every weed there is a flower."
Donna A.
11. Posted by chickenisgurd on November 17, 2005 10:26 PM
cool its back
12. Posted by chickenisgurd on November 17, 2005 10:26 PM
good its back
13. Posted by busterbros on November 17, 2005 10:50 PM
Won't be reading the comments. It's unfortunate that the likes of Dylan and Morty can't stop themselves from reading comments that they don't enjoy.
14. Posted by HollyJ on November 18, 2005 1:51 AM
Hey, who is that horse-faced chick goosing up Alba's box in that photo? Hold on a second while I whip out my Dressage bridle and mount her like I'm in the Steeple..... What is she? The lovechild of Steven Tyler and Carly Simon? ...Hey, and doesn't Aniston look all natural and comfy in that GQ pose? I OFTEN find myself topless, in only cut-offs, with one knee up on the bed and my back humped over like I suffer osteoporosis. What is she doing with those hands? Sexy. Malakos menos! Actually, what's really "sexy" is this site. I love it! Thanks for everything... well, except Britney's nipples...they frighten me...but for everything else...THANKS!
15. Posted by Juliette on November 18, 2005 2:31 PM
Finally...thank you for allowing the suicide of further brain cells. ;)
16. Posted by assholic on November 19, 2005 4:28 PM
^^^^ ha bloody ha indeed. agreed anyways.
17. Posted by AmberDextrose on November 21, 2005 6:00 AM
Hurrah! Hurrah! The Comments are back!
I thought it was fab enough coming back to work after a week's hol and having a week of bitchin' to catch up on in company time, and lo! Bitchin' with hot diggety knobs on too, oh yipee!
Yeah, yeah, there are a few bozos who litter the Comments with grunts, but then there are those acid-fingered typists who have us all in stitches too: type onnnnnnnn!
18. Posted by bird on November 25, 2005 2:15 AM
I'm glad comments are back and that you are sort of moderating them now.I hated all the stupid, malicious comments toward your site from before.Obviously they were from jerks from other sites,,but still annoying! Thanx again!