November 16, 2005
Britney Spears goes braless to Malibu animal hospital
If I was pregnant and had giant pregnant-boobs I wouldn't wear a bra either. Or a shirt. Or pants. Or any clothes at all. I'd just walk around naked, occasionally squirting people with milk and screaming, "The miracle of life! The miracle of life!!"
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Comments
1. Posted by spamnews on November 17, 2005 8:45 AM
What's with Britney's sideways thong thing in the close-up picture? Or is it just a fuzzy-photo of a mommy-sized thong? Or giant granny panties?
Something is wrong 'down there' is all I'm saying.
2. Posted by screwtheman on November 17, 2005 9:03 AM
Ugh. I'm never eating flap jacks
with downward pointing nipples again.
Wait. What?
3. Posted by SuitedPair on November 17, 2005 9:33 AM
thats the top of her sweatpants.
4. Posted by DrDanny on November 17, 2005 9:34 AM
Why aren't there full-res versions of these pix ? I love to zoom in on nip-slips and such to get a good view of the naughty bits.
5. Posted by giant purple frenulum on November 17, 2005 9:57 AM
Loooove the expression in the first pic. "yeah, baby. this is PURE trailer hotness."
6. Posted by J-Bo on November 17, 2005 10:09 AM
It looks like K-Fed and a few buddies are performing some hip new moves under that shirt.
7. Posted by FIVE0 on November 17, 2005 11:14 AM
YEAH C'MON!!! Nothing like some big ol' white-trash titties!!!
8. Posted by glitterbutt on November 17, 2005 5:20 PM
Don't hate. There's nothing wrong with Britter's torpedo ta-tas... that an industrial strength orthopedic bra couldn't help.
9. Posted by derekd on November 17, 2005 8:13 PM
Whats with the shiteating smirk?
10. Posted by spamnews on November 17, 2005 8:20 PM
Nah, that's not the top of her pants. I dl'ed the pic and there's a break in the stripes up her leg and then a traingular lighter white bit then a string (more like a rope) running 'round back.
11. Posted by BillyGurl on November 18, 2005 2:04 AM
Hey Britney - Kirsten Dunst called, she wants her titties back.
12. Posted by elle on November 18, 2005 12:05 PM
what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i'll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i'd like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.
13. Posted by elle on November 18, 2005 12:07 PM
what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i'll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i'd like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.
14. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 19, 2005 12:16 AM
OMG! My Dream girl!
I wonder if Hillary will let me have an intern we she becomes president. Britney may need work in 09.
15. Posted by assholic on November 19, 2005 4:33 PM
ew bloody ew. why are her nipples always erected though? any tip coz mine are so small even though i've reached a pretty respectable 18 years old.
16. Posted by Sammy on November 23, 2005 3:32 PM
BRINTEY LOOKS SO RETARDED WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER IS SHE TRYING TO BE WHITE TRASH IF I HAD ALL THAT MONEY ID AT LEAST GET A BOOB JOB TO FIX MY DROOPY BIG NASTY NIPPLE TITTIES !!
17. Posted by Sammy on November 23, 2005 3:33 PM
the outfit looks about right though for a new mommy lol nothing matches hair yanked up looks like me
infant is now 6 months
18. Posted by chords on July 18, 2006 2:19 PM
I am really amazed at the harsh words merely on the basis that her nipples
imprint her shirt, and that there are no bra-strap lines.
What a bunch of Puritans. No, worse. Puritannical hypocrites. In actual
fact, you look at this woman in a Pornographjic way. It is not Britney
Spears who is wrong, it is all of you who damn her for "hanging her tits
out" or whatever excuse you make.
All women have breasts (men too!) and they come in many sizes and shapes.
There is no law that says "thou shalt not give any indication of the
existence of a nipple."
What makes me sick is that you all look at her with prurient interest, and
then attack her on moral grounds! Do you realize that you are no better
than all those sleazy politicians and cops that get caught with strippers
and hookers?
She's not embarrassed to be photographed because why should she be! Many
regular women go without bras, and nipples become erect for many reasons.
Women who have breastfed or been pregnant tend to have larger nipples
anyway. Get used to it and stop being so prurient.